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Statland: Top multitalented players

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison Wonder why Ben asked for this page to be made...

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams It's pretty impressive, he's top by 80 points and hasn't even played one of the formats. Will be interesting to see whether any real competition starts up for this one.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Nice to be above the Kirkulator, albeit probably briefly.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Nice to be above the Kirkulator, albeit probably briefly.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Nice to be above the Kirkulator, albeit probably briefly.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams You know that box that says "If you refresh this page, bad things might happen"...?

Simon Myers

Simon Myers Really milking that enjoyment Ian, I like it.

Kai Laddiman

Kai Laddiman Could the top scores in each variant be bold please? And also, please could Goatblind be made an officially format? (These two requests may or may not be related :D)

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams I never included blind scores in any high scores thing because it just encourages people to cheat. The other thing is doable though.

Kai Laddiman

Kai Laddiman Not even the longest standing records? :-(

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Innis' rise to the top of the pile suggests to me that there is indeed some healthy competition here.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Hmm, I was wondering why that box kept coming up :)

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams I've battled my way up to 3rd. Big gap to reach 2nd. Time for a rest.

Herbert Plank

Herbert Plank Curse you, Mr Reams! Still, it seems I'm the first to reach 14/14, which I suppose is something .

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams And now I'm the second. I'm coming for you, Wilson!

Jack Hurst

Jack Hurst Wanna See if I can Break the 1600 Barrier before i try a nasty numbers.

James Hurrell

James Hurrell thought I might have made it on here by now :-(

James Hurrell

James Hurrell thought I might have made it on here by now :-(

James Hurrell

James Hurrell ah ha! that's better

Ian Volante

Ian Volante An update and I drop to 11th? You buggers are too good at this lark.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams An impressive milestone, Ben. Congratusaltations.

Dinos Sfyris

Dinos Sfyris Woo storming up the table! I was 29th earlier this week! :D

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Will Spoilage feature on these tables? If so, I'll need to learn all those long words.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Probably not.

Dinos Sfyris

Dinos Sfyris Fuck yes :)

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Whoops!

Jim B

Jim B Back to Spoilage...I don't think it would be quite right for it to be included on the 15-rounder or LA tables, as such enormous scores are possible, but would it be OK for NA and CA, as the scores are standardised in those? Might not be possible of course, just a thought.

Jack Hurst

Jack Hurst Charlie, could you adapt this so that for each variant it takes your best score from 30 seconds speed or bullet, because I'd rather have 184 as my goat score instead of 150

Josh Hurst

Josh Hurst Not so subtle bragging there?

Jack Hurst

Jack Hurst I was trying to be obvious and blunt about it actually.

Jon Stitcher

Jon Stitcher yay 7th person to get 23 centuries!

Adam Latchford

Adam Latchford tasty at the top!

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Is that my new nickname?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Thanks for nice-ing the above comment to subtly draw my attention to the fact that I'm not tasty any more, Sam.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante My fall from top ten to 45th over the past decade has prompted me to scrape a whole eight extra points onto my total in the last day or so. Eat that, 44th place person!

Ian Volante

Ian Volante In the grand scheme though, it does feel like 3,000 points is about where my ceiling is.

Fiona T

Fiona T I reckon you need a bit of duckdowning for a quick score boost!

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Stu Harkness

Stu Harkness I thought 3000 was my limit, but you just keep eking out the odd points here and there and you get climbing quickly.

Pretty sure I shouldn't be Top 10, but if this mug can then anyone could...

Callum Todd

Callum Todd Duckdown and Unlimited are silly :(

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Fiona, I just can't do duckdown, it breaks my brain.

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Tastiness regained.

Matthew Brockwell

Matthew Brockwell Up to third now, still 96 points behind His Tastiness!

Nearby: Most multitalented letterists, Most multitalented numberists, Most multitalented conundrumists, Most multitalented blitzers, Multitalented maxes, Most multitalented letterist maxes.

This table shows the high scores of players who have completed a 15 rounder. The top 30 players are shown. Raw scores are used.

#PlayerPointsFormats100sNormalHyperGoatdownHypergoatdownUnlimitedHyper UnlimitedJuniorGoatdown Jnr.Unlimited Jnr.TouchdownHypertouchTouchdown Jnr.OmeletteNastyHyper NastyAegilopsLockdownHyperlockLockdown Jnr.OctorockOctolockDuckdownNiceInstant
391stNeil Zussman629641071159311610098
392ndMichael Clark62763112881221249487
393rdDarren Carter62571887610694878985
394thMark Jeary-Fairbairn624721307979120725589
395thBradley Holland6207313160687111772101
396thConrad Teixeira61963125107959610492
397thScheherazade Westphalia61163821318411092112
397thStephen E611721256591887510364
399thPeter J Clarke60963150111701027898
400thBen S6036213689106879986
401stCallum Laddiman60255119141128110104
402ndNed Pendleton59763129102931127784
403rdMarc Meakin5937310989397511355113
404thJames Reeve592531341349912699
405thPatrick L5846215111388728971
406thBrad Hill5835413412612094109
407thTom S57763113117887177111
408thMartyn Simpson576531631139694110
409thSuzy Turner5725413780130105120
409thNick Martin5726213574104719296
409thJase Cullen57255142108106103113
412thJoyce Phillips5705414311287111117
412thMike C Daysley57063127881109710246
414thAllan Harmer569531308712898126
415thNoel Mc567531461159512091
416thJohn Vivian563531331181259691
416thToby Byfield563531411219111496
418thLast Ashwin Hero5626214191102529482
419thJacob K55871120808872815562
420thSteve Aucello556531371238911295
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