Jack Hurst

Jack Hurst This page could maybe be broken down into conundrums against humans, against bots and against both.

Eoin M

Eoin M Wow, I'm above Kirk!

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams It's not really a fair comparison since he has harder conundrums and possibly better opposition.

Dan Johnson

Dan Johnson Yeah, I certainly wouldn't be on the list if a) bots are distinguished from human players, and b) it took into account the quality of the opposition you are playing against.

Eoin M

Eoin M Oh yeah, fair point Charlie, it's just I've never been above Kirk before.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Trust me, it's better to be underneath him.

David O'Donnell

David O'Donnell A-LOL!! I am one of the top conundrum players. Fear me bitches!!!

Oliver Garner

Oliver Garner It's clearly biased towards people (like me) who play a lot of attacks against Prune and do the Ascension race.

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Wit Wooo!!!! top 20 at last

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Ha Ha Josh!

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Ha ha Marcus and Edward!

Sam Goodyear

Sam Goodyear I think this table needs to be rejigged to take into account non Sherpa games more. I'm definitely not better than Innis at conundrums.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Bet it would be close if you played him at Aegilops or Omelette conundrums, Sam. Further, if you and Innis were presented with 20 never-before-seen conundrums, I wouldn't know which way to call it.

Thomas Carey

Thomas Carey 20th?! What the heck?

Jim B

Jim B I'm with Sam on this, any top conundrummers table that includes me on it has fundamental flaws.

Nick Deller

Nick Deller Average solve time (counting 30s for a DNS) would be an interesting addition to the table, and possibly more revealing than raw maxes.

Sam Goodyear

Sam Goodyear Thank you Adam, that's very high praise coming from someone well known for being one of the best conundrum players in the country.

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Hey Sam theres a 3 way tie atm

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Hey Edward.....3 way tie between you,me and Josh!!!!

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams That's a 3-way I would watch.

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Very funny Charlie!

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Oh yeah? Charlie

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams I'm really not sure how to respond to that.

Quinn James

Quinn James OK, so what are the rules/filters for this list?

Keith B

Keith B I read somewhere that this table shows Apterous' top 25 conundrum players, according to average maximums in standard 30-second rounds. Only games from the last 30 days are considered, and players must have played at least 60 rounds in that time to be eligible. can't think where.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard I think Quinne was wondering whether it was just ODE games or CSW too.

Quinn James

Quinn James That's what I was wondering, yes.

Innis Carson

Innis Carson And it would appear you were right to wonder, since I've gained about 40% since yesterday.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard And I was always a bit demoralised at not being in the top 25 here, but suddenly I'm in 4th! Thanks Quinne :)

Quinn James

Quinn James I'm a fan of fairness.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Does it count as a missed conundrum when your opponent solves it?

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Yes.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Wow; I obviously haven't played Innis very much in the last 30 days then.

Quinn James

Quinn James 4th is about as high as I'm going to get.

Quinn James

Quinn James or not

Quinn James

Quinn James (of course most of these folks are actually playing other people, so it means nothing)

David Barnard

David Barnard Lets look at the stats, I'm 38th on proranks and 74th on this, I'm so good at conundrums :(

David Barnard

David Barnard Took a year and a half of hard graft!

Transude Transude

Transude Transude I can definitely beat David's earlier statement: 22nd on pro ranks and 68th on this!

David Barnard

David Barnard Play prunio then

David Barnard

David Barnard Lol Worsley at 95.2 from 9453, insane stats both ways

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David Barnard

David Barnard Make that 96.0 from 15384

Quinn James

Quinn James Randomly third, rendering my five-year-old comment temporarily incorrect

Stephen R

Stephen R Speaking of randomly doing better than expected, 100% right now

Ross K

Ross K first time on here i think >:)

Ross K

Ross K WHO LET ME IN THE TOP 10

Major places

See also: list of all Statland pages.

Statland: Top conundrum players

Nearby: Top letters players, Top 15 round players, Top Bullet 15 players, Top Speed 15 players, Top Speedgoat players, Top Nasty numbers players, Top players (by vowel count).

This table shows Apterous' top 25 conundrum players, according to average maximums in standard 30-second rounds. Only games from the last 30 days are considered, and players must have played at least 60 rounds in that time to be eligible; 144 people met the eligibility criteria.

#PlayerMax %GamesRounds
1stAhmed M99.2%20362
2ndRoss K95.9%391,326
3rdRob Foster95.7%6070
4thChris Hare93.9%8198
5thHazel Drury92.6%61175
6thZohaib Rehan91.9%222319
7thTom Cappleman90.5%118116
8thDylan Taylor88.1%2383,159
9thPatrick Thompson87.6%149428
10thGabriel Thallon86.2%2261,290
11thRay Wilding85.2%11142
12thJack Worsley83.8%92111
13thFlorence C-L83.1%2853,550
14thNeil Collins81.0%24100
15thElwin Carlos80.8%29483
16thMark Murray80.3%2581
17thChas Maxwell78.7%2504,803
18thEthan JM77.1%83131
19thMatt OC75.1%95265
20thAnand B74.5%156157
21stJonny D73.9%7169
22ndCharlie Harrison73.9%3952,647
23rdDan Byrom73.0%7089
24thNick W70.1%2752,122
25thRobert Ryan69.8%97116

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