Major places

See also: list of all Statland pages.

Statland: Most promiscuous

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.

James Levison

James Levison finally near the top of a list :)

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Kirk Bevins

Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)

Matt Hamer

Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.

James Levison

James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)

Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Keith B

Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....

Keith B

Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!

Joyce Phillips

Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you.
I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Right Ian.

Fiona H

Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?

Keith Williams

Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself

Fiona H

Fiona H cheeky!!

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!

Heather S

Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!

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Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I do get around!!!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm

S J

S J I am on top of the board? Umm

Eoin Jackson

Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting.

(Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)

Christy Cooper

Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

RankPlayerOpponents
857thLee Marson54
857thSam Boorman54
857thDave Dyer54
857thDd White54
857thDave W54
857thBrian O'D54
863rdAmy Balchin53
863rdGary Shazam53
863rdHarvey Davies53
863rdPaul Nixon53
863rdPaulo Jamieson53
868thRainbow Serina52
868thLiam Holton52
868thKieran O'Driscoll52
868thTom Havercroft52
868thDavid Berardo52
868thJim Athey52
868thJackk Davies52
875thLucy Carter51
875thRory Leung51
875thTimothy Ian51
875thJonas Bush51
875thDave Ricesky51
875thRichard J51
875thJamie Harding51
875thLiam Moss51
875thMark A. Thomas51
875thHazel Var51
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