Statland: Most promiscuous

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Statland: Most promiscuous

	Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.
	Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.
	James Levison finally near the top of a list :)
	Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.
	Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys
	Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys
	Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)
	Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...
	Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.
	James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)
	Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....
	Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.
	Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....
	Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.
	Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.
	Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button
	Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!
	Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!
	Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you. I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.
	Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.
	Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.
	Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.
	Jason Larsen Right Ian.
	Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?
	Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself
	Fiona H cheeky!!
	Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!
	Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)
	Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!
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	Barry Bridger I do get around!!!
	Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm
	S J I am on top of the board? Umm
	Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting. (Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)
	Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

Rank	Player	Opponents
2,854th	Gary Woodward	6
2,854th	Daniel Holmes	6
2,854th	Roxanne Girling	6
2,854th	antony sturgess	6
2,854th	Jemil Mustafa	6
2,854th	antony A sturgess	6
2,854th	Jeffrey B Burgin	6
2,854th	Tim Brentford	6
2,854th	Dan Stickler	6
2,854th	Andrew Harris	6
2,854th	Eliott Anderson	6
2,854th	Zoe Paine	6
2,854th	Domenic Di Francesco	6
2,854th	Charlotte A Melia	6
2,854th	Dave Hadley	6
2,854th	Steph Hughes	6
2,854th	Dominic Stewart	6
2,854th	Milf A Cairns	6
2,854th	Clive Brooker	6
2,854th	Georgina Jarvis	6
2,854th	Michael Hopkins	6
2,854th	Damian McCarthy	6
2,854th	Kirsty Shaw	6
2,854th	Jonathan Yardley	6
2,854th	Alex Crossland	6
2,854th	Leon Grubach	6
2,854th	Cory Lawrence	6
2,854th	Richard B Brittain	6
2,854th	Ross Foldy	6
2,854th	Ryan Sebsy	6
2,854th	Gaz C	6
2,854th	Simon Dowling	6
2,854th	Paul Johnson	6
2,854th	Katie Taylor	6
2,854th	John Finnan	6
2,854th	Dom S	6
2,854th	Philip Colclough	6
2,854th	Stefan Glosby	6
2,854th	Christopher Nguyen	6
2,854th	Adam Bosworth	6
2,854th	Alistair Taylor	6
2,854th	Steve Biggins	6
2,854th	Charlotte Forbes	6
2,854th	Craig Laurenson	6
2,854th	Phil Robertshaw	6
2,854th	Phil Ashton	6
2,854th	Dimitri Gordievsky	6
2,854th	Ellarosa Green	6
2,854th	Brett Hewson	6
2,854th	Charles Flynn	6
2,854th	Kevin Shepherd	6
2,854th	D dot Spinks	6
2,854th	Bethany Hansraj	6
2,854th	Brent Horner	6
2,854th	Andy A Christley	6
2,854th	Master Bate	6
2,854th	Nigel Bonador	6
2,854th	Heres Me	6
2,854th	Craig Anderson	6
2,854th	Joe Fitzpatrick	6
2,854th	Richard Wall	6
2,854th	Eve E	6
2,854th	Wendy Superfish	6
2,854th	Curtis Lenoir	6
2,854th	Drifter K	6
2,854th	Neil Summons	6
2,854th	Amar Sangha	6
2,854th	Ryan Mills	6
2,854th	Lucifer Box	6
2,854th	Chris Brooks	6
2,854th	Jimbob Bobjim	6
2,854th	Charly Julienne	6
2,854th	Cristian Popovici	6
2,854th	Jennifer Hardstone	6
2,854th	Steven Hardboiled Ritchie	6
2,854th	Sam Buxton	6
2,854th	Harold Wiseman	6
2,854th	Mary Kate	6
2,854th	Nathan Jacobs	6
2,854th	Jonny Chernick	6
2,854th	Nic Storr	6
2,854th	Chris Drew	6
2,854th	Eric Rushton	6
2,854th	Josh A Stanley	6
2,854th	David Mashiter	6
2,854th	Lucy Westwood	6
2,854th	Robert Stothard	6
2,854th	David Hartley	6
2,854th	David Shelley	6
2,854th	Jamie Lockey	6
2,854th	Rob Pender	6
2,854th	Niko C	6
2,854th	Nick Godfrey	6
2,854th	David Pooley	6
2,854th	Thomas Clarke	6
2,854th	Peter Frosters	6
2,854th	Chris Buckley	6
2,854th	Annalisa Byrne	6
2,854th	Kieran William Duffy	6
2,854th	Andrew Silk	6
2,854th	Sarah Cray	6
2,854th	Graham Harwood	6
2,854th	Richard Aubrey	6
2,854th	Christopher Bean	6
2,854th	Kane Ryles	6
2,854th	Stephen Murphy	6
2,854th	Jonathan Peter Lee	6
2,854th	David Deutsch	6
2,854th	James King	6
2,854th	Gabriel Sher	6
2,854th	Mark Mck	6
2,854th	G Unit	6
2,854th	Simon Barker	6
2,854th	Joe Burton	6
2,854th	John Tosh	6
2,854th	Iain Conn	6
2,854th	Johnny Gordon	6
2,854th	Greg Taylor	6
2,854th	Julia Ashford	6
2,854th	G Uknit	6
2,854th	Ryan Mckenzie	6
2,854th	Tony Reilly	6
2,854th	Tim Spear	6
2,854th	Ted Anscomb	6
2,854th	Katie Phillips	6
2,854th	Pawel Babicz	6
2,854th	Ivanna Bones	6
2,854th	Tom Whipp	6
2,854th	Lara Miles	6
2,854th	C SF	6
2,854th	Fred Clements	6
2,854th	Seamus Nolan	6
2,854th	Ian Shimmin	6
2,854th	Jon Wynn	6
2,854th	Ash Mills	6
2,854th	Harry Savage	6
2,854th	Yakov Spritzer	6
2,854th	Adam Warner	6
2,854th	Kamlesh Patel	6
2,854th	Ruby Modica	6
2,854th	Misha Law	6
2,854th	Nicholas John Kirkby	6
2,854th	Andrew Bryce	6
2,854th	Jake Evans	6
2,854th	James Cope	6
2,854th	Michael Steele	6
2,854th	Vicci Smith	6
2,854th	Janey M	6
2,854th	Julian Canny	6
2,854th	Samantha Dexter	6
2,854th	Samwise Morris	6
2,854th	J Olayanju	6
2,854th	Ashleigh Russell	6
2,854th	Andy Martin	6
2,854th	Amanda Vickery	6
2,854th	Jack Stephenson	6
2,854th	Steven Moir	6
2,854th	Ronald Young	6
2,854th	Mickey Harrison	6
2,854th	Steven Woods	6
2,854th	Darrell Coker	6
2,854th	Phil Beavis	6
2,854th	Marty T	6
2,854th	Tim Robins	6
2,854th	Martin A McDonnell	6
2,854th	Catherine Eliz Oliver	6
2,854th	Lucas Curtis	6
2,854th	Katy Cliffe	6
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