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Statland: Most promiscuous

	Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.
	Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.
	James Levison finally near the top of a list :)
	Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.
	Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys
	Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys
	Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)
	Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...
	Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.
	James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)
	Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....
	Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.
	Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....
	Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.
	Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.
	Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button
	Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!
	Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!
	Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you. I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.
	Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.
	Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.
	Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.
	Jason Larsen Right Ian.
	Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?
	Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself
	Fiona H cheeky!!
	Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!
	Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)
	Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!
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	Barry Bridger I do get around!!!
	Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm
	S J I am on top of the board? Umm
	Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting. (Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)
	Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

Rank	Player	Opponents
2,700th	Adam HH	7
2,700th	James Leonard Sales	7
2,700th	Joey Burton	7
2,700th	Jay Roberts	7
2,700th	Guy Eylone	7
2,700th	Norman Bintang	7
2,700th	Dan Lewis	7
2,700th	Scott J Hardie	7
2,700th	Isaac Frederick	7
2,700th	Katie Stoyle	7
2,700th	Jonathon Pauley	7
2,700th	Isaac Mammel	7
2,700th	Jay M	7
2,700th	Alan Yei	7
2,700th	Nigel M	7
2,700th	Janine Farran	7
2,700th	Titoo U	7
2,700th	Albert K	7
2,700th	Skylar Mac	7
2,700th	Liam Colleran	7
2,700th	Ash Oneill	7
2,700th	Jack Flood	7
2,700th	Kevin Y.	7
2,700th	Cal J.	7
2,700th	Matthew Ringue	7
2,700th	L Simmonds	7
2,700th	Andrew Gauld	7
2,700th	Daniel Jervis	7
2,700th	Ryan Marsden	7
2,700th	William Perry	7
2,700th	James Hansen	7
2,700th	Tony Warren	7
2,700th	john morgan	7
2,700th	Kwesi Spencer	7
2,700th	Carl Henderson	7
2,700th	Jeff A Burgin	7
2,700th	Jeffrey Burgin	7
2,700th	Joe Blogs	7
2,700th	Chris Pettet	7
2,700th	Anne Coghlan	7
2,700th	Ryan Adair	7
2,700th	Mark Lane	7
2,700th	Taz Turner	7
2,700th	Milf Cairns	7
2,700th	Adam Welch	7
2,700th	Alex Bland	7
2,700th	Suraj Pankhania	7
2,700th	Aidan O Connor	7
2,700th	Fiona Sherlock	7
2,700th	Jan Parker	7
2,700th	Samuel Deacon	7
2,700th	James Frith	7
2,700th	Steven A Anderson	7
2,700th	John Lang	7
2,700th	Pete Smith	7
2,700th	James Green	7
2,700th	Paddy Kilkenny	7
2,700th	Daniel Cochrane	7
2,700th	Ian Murphy	7
2,700th	Chris Baker	7
2,700th	Josh Thurley	7
2,700th	Seb Burley	7
2,700th	Oliver Barnard	7
2,700th	David Smith	7
2,700th	Ben Lee	7
2,700th	Darren Walsh	7
2,700th	Darren Stenson	7
2,700th	Michelle Jackson	7
2,700th	Sarah Merrifield	7
2,700th	Ben Vallely	7
2,700th	Peter Collings	7
2,700th	Chris Childs	7
2,700th	Jugganath K	7
2,700th	Dominic A McMulkin	7
2,700th	Rich Wall	7
2,700th	J A R	7
2,700th	Jenna Benson	7
2,700th	Billy the Kid	7
2,700th	Robbie Barron	7
2,700th	Samantha Birnie	7
2,700th	Andrew Napier	7
2,700th	Matt Burns	7
2,700th	Fan Fan	7
2,700th	Emma Hatred	7
2,700th	Neil Smith	7
2,700th	Ryan Cain	7
2,700th	James Stanley	7
2,700th	Mark Collins	7
2,700th	Daniel Lo	7
2,700th	Matt Peters	7
2,700th	Barry Shitpeas	7
2,700th	Brendan Curtis	7
2,700th	Gillian Steel	7
2,700th	Matty Sole	7
2,700th	Andrew L	7
2,700th	Natalie Corriette	7
2,700th	S Lane	7
2,700th	Rich Hirst	7
2,700th	Cret Inous	7
2,700th	Richard Hughes	7
2,700th	Alexander Bower	7
2,700th	Jamie Wilson	7
2,700th	Umar Sangha	7
2,700th	Ben Buckley	7
2,700th	Michael Maver	7
2,700th	Col Cox	7
2,700th	Mike Pierce	7
2,700th	Tom Hawkey	7
2,700th	John Heaney	7
2,700th	Lee Woolsey	7
2,700th	Isobel Symonds	7
2,700th	Xavier X4q11sp67tpnjf381hsgszgb0	7
2,700th	Darisse Sankka	7
2,700th	Tomali May	7
2,700th	Jerome Spencer	7
2,700th	Steven G Ritchie	7
2,700th	Damian Azzato	7
2,700th	Mark Taylor	7
2,700th	Luke Savadra	7
2,700th	Vanessa Florence	7
2,700th	Vowelplz Nty	7
2,700th	Peter Leigh Lee	7
2,700th	Cam Harrison	7
2,700th	Gary Tompkins	7
2,700th	Suzie W	7
2,700th	Rotunda Mbabeseo	7
2,700th	Jan Epstein	7
2,700th	John Hardie	7
2,700th	Carl Bahia	7
2,700th	Ko Malakoff	7
2,700th	Ciaran Duffy	7
2,700th	Gary Swan	7
2,700th	Iam Newatthis	7
2,700th	Oisin Murphy	7
2,700th	James Coups	7
2,700th	David Neumann	7
2,700th	Simon Mccoy	7
2,700th	Derek Richard	7
2,700th	Gabriel Constantinides	7
2,700th	Diane N	7
2,700th	Hans Schicklgruber	7
2,700th	Joel Bardsley	7
2,700th	Richard Bannister	7
2,700th	Elder Sahasrahla	7
2,700th	Sarah Merri	7
2,700th	Lo Bro	7
2,700th	Paul Ashcroft	7
2,700th	Leon Tucker	7
2,700th	India Owens	7
2,700th	Ethan Curley	7
2,700th	Jonathan Long	7
2,700th	Steven Loyd	7
2,700th	Daniel O'Connell	7
2,700th	Ed Pitchford	7
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