Statland: Most promiscuous

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Statland: Most promiscuous

	Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.
	Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.
	James Levison finally near the top of a list :)
	Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.
	Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys
	Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys
	Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)
	Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...
	Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.
	James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)
	Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....
	Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.
	Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....
	Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.
	Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.
	Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button
	Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!
	Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!
	Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you. I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.
	Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.
	Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.
	Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.
	Jason Larsen Right Ian.
	Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?
	Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself
	Fiona H cheeky!!
	Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!
	Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)
	Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!
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	Barry Bridger I do get around!!!
	Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm
	S J I am on top of the board? Umm
	Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting. (Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)
	Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

Rank	Player	Opponents
2,581st	Andrew Myhill	8
2,581st	Bob Shadwick	8
2,581st	Sonny Peart	8
2,581st	Adam Everett	8
2,581st	Gregory Timson	8
2,581st	Matthew Curtis	8
2,581st	Dennie Byrne	8
2,581st	Ryan A Adair	8
2,581st	Silas Adkins	8
2,581st	Robert Collie	8
2,581st	Julie Lane	8
2,581st	Gary Edkins	8
2,581st	Adam White	8
2,581st	Scott Smith	8
2,581st	Dave Johnson	8
2,581st	Hannah Hood	8
2,581st	Emily Wisniewski	8
2,581st	Rikki Melissa	8
2,581st	Kieran W	8
2,581st	David Moore	8
2,581st	David Daniels	8
2,581st	Gavin Scott	8
2,581st	Emmet Masterson	8
2,581st	Lorna Hobart	8
2,581st	Carrie Neads	8
2,581st	Stefan Ulrich	8
2,581st	Olivia M	8
2,581st	Bryan Jackson	8
2,581st	Adam Morgan	8
2,581st	Benjamin Atkinson	8
2,581st	James Fitzpatrick	8
2,581st	Jonathan Green	8
2,581st	James Burke	8
2,581st	Graham Willis	8
2,581st	Macks Blake	8
2,581st	Jesse Lacey	8
2,581st	Garry Gillies	8
2,581st	Tom Williams	8
2,581st	Aaron Dent	8
2,581st	Dennis Vaccaro	8
2,581st	Joe Speed	8
2,581st	Ciaran Rogers	8
2,581st	Sam Lake	8
2,581st	Richard Hirst	8
2,581st	Reg Bolton	8
2,581st	Dominic Allen	8
2,581st	Joe Pool	8
2,581st	Mark Richardson	8
2,581st	Kimberley Fagg	8
2,581st	Joe Mcgonigle	8
2,581st	Grace Wilson	8
2,581st	Corey Smoyer	8
2,581st	Johnny Hull	8
2,581st	Annie Drax	8
2,581st	Tim Ambrose	8
2,581st	Ryan Balla	8
2,581st	Gareth Cash	8
2,581st	Toody Walia	8
2,581st	Jon Shecket	8
2,581st	Julia Oscar	8
2,581st	Joe Ripley	8
2,581st	Stuart J Patrick	8
2,581st	Steve Bahnaman	8
2,581st	Sean Lonergan	8
2,581st	John Lonergan	8
2,581st	Jack Price	8
2,581st	John Sheridan	8
2,581st	Deborah Bombardier	8
2,581st	Gary With One R Woodward	8
2,581st	Eoghan Stewart	8
2,581st	Dan Arribas	8
2,581st	Kurt Butler	8
2,581st	Jason Keller	8
2,581st	Rachel Galvin	8
2,581st	Paul P	8
2,581st	Ana Gram	8
2,581st	John Gormley	8
2,581st	Daniel Foskett	8
2,581st	Patricia Lockhart	8
2,581st	Len Lavelle	8
2,581st	Anuj Shetty	8
2,581st	Kevin Jameson	8
2,581st	Christopher Walker	8
2,581st	Daz Rennie	8
2,581st	Paul Taylor	8
2,581st	Corrina Attwood	8
2,581st	Tommy Vidal	8
2,581st	Sanjiv Rana	8
2,581st	Joshua Irawan	8
2,581st	Luke Chapman	8
2,581st	Paul Stowe	8
2,581st	Jon Collinsz	8
2,581st	Richard Henderson	8
2,581st	Martin Thompson	8
2,581st	Mellow Clean	8
2,581st	Sharon Stiggear	8
2,581st	Maxio C	8
2,581st	Paul Thomason	8
2,581st	Joseph M	8
2,581st	Jasamrit Rahala	8
2,581st	Logan Godfrey	8
2,581st	Roger Hayllar	8
2,581st	Billy Whitehead	8
2,581st	Tom Goodwin	8
2,581st	Rob O'Hanrahan	8
2,581st	Xavier Xk0hqbf3nbkf785x3c3jqztdp	8
2,581st	Frank C	8
2,581st	Rhywun Jones	8
2,581st	Magnus Stendahl	8
2,581st	Dan- Joy	8
2,581st	Michael Hawk	8
2,581st	Jamie Martin	8
2,581st	James Swinnerton	8
2,581st	Alicia Rose	8
2,581st	Will Aucott	8
2,581st	Steve P	8
2,581st	Michael Hunt	8
2,581st	James Parratt	8
2,581st	Andycam Campbell	8
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