Major places

See also: list of all Statland pages.

Statland: Most promiscuous

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.

James Levison

James Levison finally near the top of a list :)

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Kirk Bevins

Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)

Matt Hamer

Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.

James Levison

James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)

Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Keith B

Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....

Keith B

Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!

Joyce Phillips

Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you.
I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Right Ian.

Fiona H

Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?

Keith Williams

Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself

Fiona H

Fiona H cheeky!!

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!

Heather S

Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!

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Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I do get around!!!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm

S J

S J I am on top of the board? Umm

Eoin Jackson

Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting.

(Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)

Christy Cooper

Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

RankPlayerOpponents
2,478thDevang Thakkar9
2,478thLouis Jaquest9
2,478thKezia Irene9
2,478thTom Brady9
2,478thRobert Peter James9
2,478thJB Gibbons9
2,478thAsasas As9
2,478thGeorge Baker9
2,478thNichola Board9
2,478thKAT C9
2,478thMichael Smith9
2,478thBethan Phillips9
2,478thCallum Rhodes9
2,478thPaul O'Brien9
2,478thDarren Pentasort9
2,478thOli W9
2,478thDave D9
2,478thTua Tagavailoa9
2,478thJoe Spiby9
2,478thDan S9
2,478thDario Pyke9
2,478thJan Unsworth9
2,478thChristine Adair9
2,478thAndy Scott9
2,478thDave Barlow9
2,478thMark Lennon9
2,478thJonathan Fox9
2,478thFrancis Barrett9
2,478thAlex Heathman9
2,478thDanny Bowers9
2,478thAnthony Pinnell9
2,478thVictoria A Poole9
2,478thj g9
2,478thPeter Steward9
2,478thSally Hawkins9
2,478thJoe Phelan9
2,478thAlex Hunter9
2,478thJay Converse9
2,478thAndrew Greenway9
2,478thMatty Donald9
2,478thKevin W9
2,478thGeorge Havercroft9
2,478thJonathan Serna9
2,478thEnku Yibrsh9
2,478thMatt Duchan9
2,478thPaul Hempseed9
2,478thWill D9
2,478thStuart Hopkin9
2,478thDave Jones9
2,478thMartin Brett9
2,478thDom Glennon9
2,478thMartin Steel9
2,478thMatty Foord9
2,478thDominic Kendall9
2,478thEmma Kenny9
2,478thSel vee Veerappa pillay9
2,478thRobert Harman9
2,478thGreg Slouse9
2,478thJules Joss9
2,478thAnn Other9
2,478thWendy Smith9
2,478thJimmy Ingham9
2,478thTom Jones G9
2,478thAbdul razzaq Al-muhammad huq9
2,478thPatrick Blackmore9
2,478thBob B9
2,478thRobert Nobbs9
2,478thTaz Bee9
2,478thNatalya Palit9
2,478thDavid Edwards9
2,478thDave Serrano9
2,478thJason Kane9
2,478thIan Hannah9
2,478thJohn Jenkins9
2,478thAdrian Perez9
2,478thPaul Waterfield9
2,478thBen Wardropper9
2,478thMuffin Stew9
2,478thBradley Stovell9
2,478thAidan Davies9
2,478thHoward Aitken9
2,478thSamhran Mccrossan9
2,478thLewis Anderson9
2,478thLuke Porter9
2,478thRobert Granger9
2,478thD Mcmulkin9
2,478thTim Reynolds9
2,478thKrystyna Siiierbien9
2,478thUzoma Isichei9
2,478thJonny C9
2,478thRaymond Best9
2,478thFawzy S9
2,478thPugsy Malone9
2,478thOwen Britton9
2,478thArhaz R9
2,478thJason Mair9
2,478thBrian Mcnaughton9
2,478thDarren Rennison9
2,478thLiam Jones9
2,478thSylvia Lawley9
2,478thDan O'Dowd9
2,478thClaire Mcdonald9
2,478thDeclan Hill9
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