Statland: Most promiscuous

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Statland: Most promiscuous

	Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.
	Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.
	James Levison finally near the top of a list :)
	Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.
	Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys
	Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys
	Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)
	Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...
	Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.
	James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)
	Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....
	Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.
	Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....
	Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.
	Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.
	Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button
	Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!
	Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!
	Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you. I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.
	Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.
	Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.
	Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.
	Jason Larsen Right Ian.
	Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?
	Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself
	Fiona H cheeky!!
	Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!
	Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)
	Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!
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	Barry Bridger I do get around!!!
	Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm
	S J I am on top of the board? Umm
	Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting. (Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)
	Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

Rank	Player	Opponents
2,372nd	CF Warran	10
2,372nd	Calum Edwards	10
2,372nd	Just Me	10
2,372nd	Naomi Laddiman	10
2,372nd	Hollie A Gwynne	10
2,372nd	Craig Beevers	10
2,372nd	Will Read	10
2,372nd	Charlotte Melia	10
2,372nd	Vic Lennard	10
2,372nd	Nigel Rice	10
2,372nd	Jon Whitby	10
2,372nd	James Shaw	10
2,372nd	Christian A Le Fort	10
2,372nd	Stephen James	10
2,372nd	Gary A Shaw	10
2,372nd	West Brom	10
2,372nd	Cara Garratt	10
2,372nd	Jamie Beatson	10
2,372nd	Nelly X	10
2,372nd	Sarah .	10
2,372nd	Dmitry Goretsky	10
2,372nd	Thom Greenwood	10
2,372nd	Adam Farrand	10
2,372nd	Avi Chan	10
2,372nd	Mike Oxbig	10
2,372nd	Jack Fleetwood	10
2,372nd	Dean F	10
2,372nd	James Gallagher	10
2,372nd	Alex Givens	10
2,372nd	Jeff R	10
2,372nd	Assou Jisis	10
2,372nd	Mike Povey	10
2,372nd	Charlie Williams	10
2,372nd	Dozzy Mcmulkin	10
2,372nd	Richard Hare	10
2,372nd	Dharmi Kapadia	10
2,372nd	Alex Whiteman	10
2,372nd	David Laird	10
2,372nd	Andrew Balmer	10
2,372nd	Lesley Dennis	10
2,372nd	Lindsay Corser	10
2,372nd	Jonathan Collins	10
2,372nd	Scott Briggs	10
2,372nd	Leon Poggioli	10
2,372nd	Bill Struth	10
2,372nd	Mr Belding	10
2,372nd	Vikrahm Dikshit	10
2,372nd	Ndwofnono Noqefnoqefno	10
2,372nd	Matt R	10
2,372nd	James A Dennis	10
2,372nd	Daniel Fullard	10
2,372nd	Charlie Stark	10
2,372nd	Ryan B Carson	10
2,372nd	Brian Amos	10
2,372nd	Thomas Wright	10
2,372nd	Ethel Mcgough	10
2,372nd	Dan Tibbles	10
2,372nd	Ibar Davies	10
2,372nd	Ostrich Begone	10
2,372nd	Matt Loxham	10
2,372nd	Evan Reilly	10
2,372nd	Michael Piper	10
2,372nd	Mike Paisley	10
2,372nd	Robert Johnson	10
2,372nd	Kevin J	10
2,372nd	William Evans	10
2,372nd	Johnny Sanders	10
2,372nd	Max Robriguez	10
2,372nd	Jon Thomson	10
2,372nd	Sam Words	10
2,372nd	Mike Lewis	10
2,372nd	Gamboge J	10
2,372nd	David Coggins	10
2,372nd	Antimony Tom	10
2,372nd	Stefano Rinaldi	10
2,372nd	Jon L	10
2,372nd	Stephen Moore	10
2,372nd	Ajay West	10
2,372nd	Devin Gibson	10
2,372nd	Darisse K. Sankha	10
2,372nd	Bob Dudley	10
2,372nd	John R Finnan	10
2,372nd	Jonas Newschaffer	10
2,372nd	David Lettington	10
2,372nd	Martyn Hamer	10
2,372nd	J T	10
2,372nd	Scott Trimble	10
2,372nd	Frank Y	10
2,372nd	Jon Pricewater	10
2,372nd	Jess Hay	10
2,372nd	Chris Cairns	10
2,372nd	Lorelai Gilmore	10
2,372nd	Rhys Jones	10
2,372nd	Nat E	10
2,372nd	Blake Underwood	10
2,372nd	James Mcdonald	10
2,372nd	Dave Lawrence	10
2,372nd	Joshua J Gibbons	10
2,372nd	Brian Blood	10
2,372nd	L Mccarthy	10
2,372nd	Gavin Black	10
2,372nd	Sarah Bolger	10
2,372nd	Matt White	10
2,372nd	Mark Carter	10
2,372nd	Ciara Jackson	10
2,372nd	Bradley Allen-Holland	10
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