Major places

See also: list of all Statland pages.

Statland: Most promiscuous

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.

James Levison

James Levison finally near the top of a list :)

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Kirk Bevins

Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)

Matt Hamer

Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.

James Levison

James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)

Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Keith B

Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....

Keith B

Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!

Joyce Phillips

Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you.
I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Right Ian.

Fiona H

Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?

Keith Williams

Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself

Fiona H

Fiona H cheeky!!

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!

Heather S

Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!

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Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I do get around!!!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm

S J

S J I am on top of the board? Umm

Eoin Jackson

Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting.

(Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)

Christy Cooper

Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

RankPlayerOpponents
2,275thKevin F11
2,275thRobbie Aitken11
2,275thJordan L.11
2,275thLorraine Harrison11
2,275thPhilip Wedler11
2,275thAli Merali11
2,275thChris Irving11
2,275thJohn Smiley11
2,275thJudd O'Connor11
2,275thFred Scott11
2,275thSam Morris11
2,275thAdam A Tobaria11
2,275thTommy License11
2,275thJan Smith11
2,275thStephen Lewins11
2,275thJacob Mistry11
2,275thRachel Berry11
2,275thJonathan Wright11
2,275thStephen Bryce11
2,275thNyma Sharifi11
2,275thErnest Mas11
2,275thJeff Esperanza11
2,275thAlex Weigall11
2,275thNadia Hindawi11
2,275thMike iagonez Desdemona11
2,275thMatthew Richards11
2,275thRichie Hughes11
2,275thSammu Gallant11
2,275thDonald Rice11
2,275thMatt Rosenfeld11
2,275thBrian Byrne11
2,275thMat Bass11
2,275thTimothy Miller11
2,275thDemitri Johnson11
2,275thMatthew Bass11
2,275thJasonn Connelly11
2,275thAidan Clark-Ware11
2,275thTom Jones H11
2,275thAli Knight11
2,275thMark Parker11
2,275thSteven Tait11
2,275thNiall Loftus11
2,275thAddam Merali11
2,275thRichard Whiteley11
2,275thSamantha Dorrough11
2,275thOllie Hall11
2,275thBenjamin Disraeli11
2,275thRyan James11
2,275thJoshua Ryder11
2,275thMark Xu11
2,275thRyan Bacon11
2,275thDavid Knox11
2,275thChris Cooper11
2,275thAde Hollins11
2,275thRishi S11
2,275thKata Czirbesz11
2,275thPeter Stringfellow11
2,275thTrev B11
2,275thDaire G11
2,275thMargaret Long11
2,275thCharlotte Robson11
2,275thDanny McCrae11
2,275thDonal Walsh11
2,275thKevin Mcafee11
2,275thMax Well11
2,275thMichael Dean11
2,275thJake W11
2,275thCherie Medicus11
2,275thShad Chokdar11
2,275thEnvy Green11
2,275thSteve Bowyer11
2,275thPhilip O'Toole11
2,275thJason Braier11
2,275thCraig Allen11
2,275thJosh Masterson11
2,275thIan Farrand11
2,275thAndy Conway11
2,275thRyan Durant11
2,275thChris A Schulz11
2,275thNatasha Clarke11
2,275thPaul Atkins11
2,275thKate Bellerby11
2,275thAlex Gouldurrrr11
2,275thDean Callaghan11
2,275thPete Wilson11
2,275thWilliam Smith11
2,275thChris Webb11
2,275thBrandon C11
2,275thDan Holmes11
2,275thBrian Irish11
2,275thAhmed Mohamed Mohamed11
2,275thChung Li11
2,275thAndy Macdonald11
2,275thDarren Simia11
2,275thDon Cratchet11
2,275thRyan Watt11
2,275thLaura Smith11
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