Major places

See also: list of all Statland pages.

Statland: Most promiscuous

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.

James Levison

James Levison finally near the top of a list :)

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Kirk Bevins

Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)

Matt Hamer

Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.

James Levison

James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)

Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Keith B

Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....

Keith B

Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!

Joyce Phillips

Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you.
I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Right Ian.

Fiona H

Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?

Keith Williams

Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself

Fiona H

Fiona H cheeky!!

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!

Heather S

Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!

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Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I do get around!!!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm

S J

S J I am on top of the board? Umm

Eoin Jackson

Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting.

(Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)

Christy Cooper

Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

RankPlayerOpponents
2,067thThomas Heal13
2,067thLiv A13
2,067thBilly Stokes13
2,067thJamie Young13
2,067thRob Newton13
2,067thDec Mcgurk13
2,067thMaxwell Cross13
2,067thRobert Morris13
2,067thJason Butler13
2,067thAdam Storey13
2,067thJ Smyth13
2,067thBristol Weiss13
2,067thGami Smogwe13
2,067thLouise Campbell13
2,067thBobby James13
2,067thSeth Warner13
2,067thRobert Crawley13
2,067thChewie Backer13
2,067thJoseph Turner13
2,067thMark J Pethick13
2,067thMediocre American13
2,067thCathy Jade13
2,067thJames Jack13
2,067thHarriet Knights13
2,067thCraig Ineson13
2,067thFraser Atkinson13
2,067thMark Barnes13
2,067thJamie Ingram13
2,067thAlex Dorf13
2,067thSamuel Malone13
2,067thMike Scott13
2,067thNick Murado13
2,067thChris Green13
2,067thAgar MC13
2,067thScott Wilkinson13
2,067thAnnie Hawes13
2,067thAlex B13
2,067thRichard Tugger13
2,067thTeam Dent13
2,067thDavid Ireland13
2,067thStephen Allen13
2,067thBilly King13
2,067thMaximilian Chamberlin13
2,067thJames Lucas13
2,067thElliott Scott13
2,067thNeil Harvey13
2,067thNic Xxxxxx13
2,067thTaymar Pitman13
2,067thYolande A Rothchilde13
2,067thJack Simon13
2,067thStephen Groom13
2,067thDan Mclaren13
2,067thAndrew Campbell13
2,067thGeorge Hills13
2,067thTim Jones13
2,067thKatharine Stewart13
2,067thMike Skinoder13
2,067thRayhan Khan13
2,067thRyan A Carson13
2,067thAlan Pattison13
2,067thAidan Booo13
2,067thGary Cahill13
2,067thPyrion Flax13
2,067thAnnie Peters13
2,067thJon Bresslol13
2,067thMatt Watts13
2,067thPhoebe Buffet13
2,067thTeam Bellface13
2,067thMax Games13
2,067thLucas Helton13
2,067thMike Piper13
2,067thIsabella Stephens13
2,067thJamie Ellis13
2,067thMark Davies13
2,067thGeorge A Ford13
2,067thAlicia Heptinstall13
2,067thCarl Pennycook13
2,067thDan Evans13
2,067thPhil Jenns13
2,067thHello Apterous13
2,067thPeano Shen13
2,067thMax Jones13
2,067thMichael Cheng13
2,067thSean Jowers13
2,067thAkshay Patel13
2,067thJonathan Rawlo13
2,067thRyan Howard13
2,067thAndrew A Corcoran13
2,067thJames Hogan13
2,067thMark Swayland13
2,067thNiall Watts13
2,067thJack Daniel Mccabe13
2,067thUm Bongo13
2,067thCammy S Lovatt13
2,067thMartin Carroll13
2,067thJoe White13
2,067thRob Spereall13
2,067thJames Rodger13
2,067thFather Christmas13
2,067thAlison S13
2,067thHarry Graston13
2,067thColin Boddy13
2,067thMalcolm Jefferson13
2,067thMark Butler13
2,067thMatt Simmons13
2,067thRoary Mcilroy13
2,067thGeorge Witty13
2,067thDerek Smith13
2,067thRick Hughes13
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