Major places

See also: list of all Statland pages.

Statland: Most promiscuous

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.

James Levison

James Levison finally near the top of a list :)

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Kirk Bevins

Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)

Matt Hamer

Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.

James Levison

James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)

Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Keith B

Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....

Keith B

Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!

Joyce Phillips

Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you.
I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Right Ian.

Fiona H

Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?

Keith Williams

Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself

Fiona H

Fiona H cheeky!!

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!

Heather S

Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!

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Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I do get around!!!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm

S J

S J I am on top of the board? Umm

Eoin Jackson

Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting.

(Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)

Christy Cooper

Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

RankPlayerOpponents
1,967thColin Woods14
1,967thJames Starling14
1,967thShoib G14
1,967thAndy Kelly14
1,967thPork Pie Fan14
1,967thJames Daly14
1,967thSam Thommas14
1,967thSebastian Holden14
1,967thJames S14
1,967thScott Babb14
1,967thRobert Francis14
1,967thTom Mccarten14
1,967thNorman Gardiner14
1,967thHavoc Soderling14
1,967thGuy Incognito14
1,967thJim Emery14
1,967thWilliam Fletcher14
1,967thAndrew Doye14
1,967thStewart Houten14
1,967thJoe Brown14
1,967thLee Harris14
1,967thCathal Murphy14
1,967thMuffin Broth14
1,967thDennis Wavers14
1,967thGraham Adams14
1,967thChris Peel14
1,967thAy Oh Ess14
1,967thJason Dean Braier14
1,967thDarac Colleran14
1,967thJenny Best14
1,967thRoc Marciano14
1,967thStan Art14
1,967thPeter A Mckean14
1,967thWinston Bishop14
1,967thCorey Loyd14
1,967thParu Rabadia14
1,967thAlex Ayling14
1,967thEnvy Greens14
1,967thColin Northmore14
1,967thIstenem Lorrimer14
1,967thThom Harris14
1,967thChris Redfield14
1,967thHarvey Reilly14
1,967thRy Sutton14
1,967thMark Miller Moore14
1,967thReginald Fry14
1,967thCharles Molyneux14
1,967thGuy Eylon14
1,967thGreg Legere14
1,967thHarry Buffay14
1,967thWilliam Ngiam14
1,967thTom Smith14
1,967thJargon Jo14
1,967thJonathan Samson14
1,967thDavid Boyle14
1,967thClare Banks14
1,967thSteve Wands14
1,967thRuby Firecracker14
1,967thRyan Carson14
1,967thAlex Watson14
1,967thPooja Singh14
1,967thAlfie Johnson14
1,967thA. Thompson14
1,967thThomas Fitzpatrick14
1,967thMarc Nicholls14
1,967thScruff Bear14
1,967thDarryl Seath14
1,967thJohn Davies14
1,967thRufus Cartwright14
1,967thGuy Stretton14
1,967thJason Hernandez14
1,967thJacqueline Adair14
1,967thAaron Webber14
1,967thHannah O14
1,967thMark Guthrie14
1,967thAlfred Frederick14
1,967thJoel Davies14
1,967thRicardo Murchu14
1,967thPeter Black14
1,967thTommy Williams14
1,967thRicharda Murphy14
1,967thPaul Symons14
1,967thJoshua Gibbons14
1,967thAlan Flanagan14
1,967thElliot Cornish14
1,967thChris Wills14
1,967thJohn Trig14
1,967thGeorge Lamb14
1,967thBenjamin Page14
1,967thJoshua Cavendish14
1,967thRyan B Mills14
1,967thLinsey Causer sykes14
1,967thJamie Michael14
1,967thBilly Bunter14
1,967thAlan Abela14
1,967thRichard B Murphy14
1,967thBen r Maloney14
1,967thKevin Bailey14
1,967thJenifer clair Robinson14
1,967thMoisés Laguardia14
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