Major places

See also: list of all Statland pages.

Statland: Most promiscuous

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.

James Levison

James Levison finally near the top of a list :)

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Kirk Bevins

Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)

Matt Hamer

Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.

James Levison

James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)

Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Keith B

Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....

Keith B

Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!

Joyce Phillips

Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you.
I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Right Ian.

Fiona H

Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?

Keith Williams

Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself

Fiona H

Fiona H cheeky!!

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!

Heather S

Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!

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Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I do get around!!!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm

S J

S J I am on top of the board? Umm

Eoin Jackson

Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting.

(Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)

Christy Cooper

Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

RankPlayerOpponents
1,765thEdward Smith16
1,765thWayne Metters16
1,765thJulia Federer16
1,765thHerman Breen16
1,765thMark Doyle16
1,765thEli Connors16
1,765thFred Mitchell16
1,765thNoah Mccauley16
1,765thJon C16
1,765thBradley Noworolski16
1,765thEvan O'Reilly16
1,765thH P16
1,765thPeter Perkins16
1,765thAndrew Murray16
1,765thTim Toynbee16
1,765thCraig Tampin16
1,765thN D16
1,765thShaun Quinn16
1,765thBen Jenkins16
1,765thMark Colton16
1,765thDominicjames Gallagher16
1,765thLouis Moss16
1,765thElvis Brown16
1,765thJoe Hamill16
1,765thSamr Gallant16
1,765thDest Roy16
1,765thSeb Worthington16
1,765thKevin O'Grady16
1,765thRory Littlewood16
1,765thSam Walsh16
1,765thHarrison Goodall16
1,765thJack Reeves16
1,765thAndrew Townend16
1,765thChristoph Williams16
1,765thPete T16
1,765thPete Thomas16
1,765thKevin Parker16
1,765thOli G16
1,765thClark Frei16
1,765thBenjamin Allen16
1,765thPeter Burke16
1,765thJohn Goss16
1,765thMatthew D Wilson16
1,765thJoshua Pearce16
1,765thGeoff Scrotum16
1,765thDarran Vaultari16
1,765thNick Clayton16
1,765thJanet Mackerly16
1,765thFranky Hammill16
1,765thNumber Cruncher16
1,765thFernando Torres16
1,765thTom Jones D16
1,765thDavid pb A Barnard16
1,765thCheckmate Gaskin16
1,765thBen R16
1,765thLolly L16
1,765thMichael Vallies16
1,765thJezmond Robinson16
1,765thLindsey Sykes16
1,765thBrad Stovell16
1,765thNicola Phillips16
1,765thBen Prescott16
1,765thGlen Berman16
1,765thTom Jones C16
1,765thPaul Kelman16
1,765thJon Edmondson16
1,765thMaria Haughey16
1,765thJeremy Stein16
1,765thJoe Meredith16
1,765thGary Martin16
1,765thJake Ivorson16
1,765thPhil South16
1,765thDavid Mills16
1,765thJosh Roberts16
1,765thEA Jones16
1,765thChris Page16
1,765thJon M Perry16
1,765thUsy Mirza16
1,765thTanner Bankston16
1,765thDenis P Mcgee16
1,765thCornish Ken16
1,765thTasp Spearman16
1,765thCharlie Grainger16
1,765thSean Hogh16
1,765thZiggy Mckenzie16
1,765thTom Coleman16
1,765thIan Curry16
1,765thJarvis Jorkins16
1,765thStuart Patrick16
1,765thPete Johnson16
1,765thSeamus Mcateer16
1,765thCarter Dunne16
1,765thAlex N16
1,765thAlex Newton16
1,765thTeddy Poh16
1,765thTerry Cadman16
1,765thDean Yeats16
1,765thMeteoric Tangelos16
1,765thTom Jones I16
1,765thMartin Lewis16
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