Major places

See also: list of all Statland pages.

Statland: Most promiscuous

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere.

James Levison

James Levison finally near the top of a list :)

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co.

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys

Kirk Bevins

Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections)

Matt Hamer

Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic...

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this.

James Levison

James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:)

Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I'm a slag.....

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Keith B

Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli....

Keith B

Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book!

Joyce Phillips

Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you.
I didn't join this club to be insulted by an electronic lexicon.

Charlie Reams

Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse.

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Right Ian.

Fiona H

Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look?

Keith Williams

Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself

Fiona H

Fiona H cheeky!!

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona!

Heather S

Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;)

Jason Larsen

Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true!

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Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I do get around!!!

Keith Williams

Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm

S J

S J I am on top of the board? Umm

Eoin Jackson

Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting.

(Though, I'll likely be way whorier next time I check this... 👀)

Christy Cooper

Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that

Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.

This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)

RankPlayerOpponents
1,567thAndrew M18
1,567thChris Leeds18
1,567thRyan Bradford18
1,567thNelson Reilly18
1,567thAndrew Hatheway18
1,567thRobby Mills18
1,567thZachary Moscowitz18
1,567thPeter Foster18
1,567thOliver Cooper18
1,567thDanielle Watson18
1,567thFerdinand Morris18
1,567thLaurie West18
1,567thKris Caulfield18
1,567thBrian McGee18
1,567thJerome Meekins18
1,567thJohn Reginald Collins18
1,567thJr Hartley18
1,567thJ.R. Hartley18
1,567thLeon Sky18
1,567thVince Snee18
1,567thMehran M18
1,567thD C18
1,567thAlex Welsh18
1,567thDave Palmer18
1,567thMatthias Harrold18
1,567thCam Saunders18
1,567thMike Balzary18
1,567thViktor Vaughn18
1,567thKatsutoshi Morizono18
1,567thJack W18
1,567thFritz Isaac18
1,567thNeil Henderson18
1,567thMg Day18
1,567thEdward Murray18
1,567thTony Swift18
1,567thSeb Risitas18
1,567thChris Topher18
1,567thMarc Harmes18
1,567thJohn Fedorchak18
1,567thSamu Gallant18
1,567thRoger Kelly18
1,567thAaron Jackson18
1,567thDavid Weir18
1,567thJulie Davis18
1,567thMiłosz Meller18
1,567thDylan D Taylor18
1,567thJodie Gould18
1,567thJames Schofield18
1,567thJason Bourne18
1,567thThomas Kretshmer18
1,567thMondatoo Mondatoo18
1,567thColin Johnson18
1,567thLee Kelly18
1,567thRoger Lee18
1,567thJack Sage18
1,567thMichael Courtney18
1,567thBen Locker18
1,567thLawrence M18
1,567thSian Rance18
1,567thRobin Smidowicz18
1,567thJo Lenthall18
1,567thGavin Cooper18
1,567thRoss Slater18
1,567thRab Davidson18
1,567thLuigi Bentino18
1,567thOwen Rogers18
1,567thJim Myers18
1,567thJake Thornhill18
1,567thThomas Richards18
1,567thFiona Bee18
1,567thRick van der Pluijm18
1,567thDavid Rebelo18
1,567thPaddy Murphy18
1,567thThe Duchess18
1,567thAllan A Maclean18
1,567thSandy S18
1,567thCharles Spring18
1,567thRob A Shelton18
1,567thDavid Archer18
1,567thEliza A Langham18
1,567thClare Bubbles18
1,567thLetter Buff18
1,567thTom Leslie18
1,567thLiz Partridge18
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