 | Adam Gillard Henry is massively more promiscuous than anyone else. 76 degrees of promiscuity to be precise. |
 | Charlie Reams Impressive. I used to be top of this by miles and now I'm nowhere. |
| James Levison finally near the top of a list :) |
| Adam Gillard I think we should have a "least promiscuous" page for Dent and co. |
 | Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys |
| Tom Rowell being top of the 'apterous slag' list is nothing to be proud of boys |
 | Kirk Bevins Should we be checking for ATIs? (Apterous Transmitted Infections) |
 | Matt Hamer That might need a trip to the VDU clinic... |
| Charlie Reams Would be interesting to see some serious competition on this. |
| James Levison Never thought I would ever see my name at the top of a leaderboard!:) |
 | Barry Bridger I'm a slag..... |
 | Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity. |
| Keith B ith SJ and Phil Collinge both on it that's an interesting perspective Oli.... |
| Keith B Oops, misread Oli's comment, sorry. Forget that! Wish there was a delete button. |
| Oli Moore I'm imagining there is a fairly strong negative correlation between this list and sexual promiscuity. |
| Oli Moore o god a silly resend! yes please, delete button |
 | Jason Larsen I am number six! That's a great accomplishment in my book! |
 | Joyce Phillips Oli, you've hit the nail on the head there! |
 | Keith Williams Apterous, how dare you.
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| Charlie Reams The flaw in your theory, Oli, is that Kirk is only 21st. |
| Jason Larsen Keith, if you just say hi to me and make every effort to get to know me I'll play with you. |
 | Ian Volante Now there's an offer you can't refuse. |
| Jason Larsen Right Ian. |
 | Fiona H all these boys playing with each other where's a girl supposed to look? |
| Keith Williams I think it's best if I just play with myself |
| Fiona H cheeky!! |
| Jason Larsen Believe it or not I agree with you Fiona! |
 | Heather S I can't see myself reaching the top of this leaderboard; Barry is already five times more promiscuous than I am ;) |
| Jason Larsen Heather, if you're not on the list then that's obviously true! |
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| Barry Bridger I do get around!!! |
| Keith Williams number 2 that's me . Any port in a storm |
 | S J I am on top of the board? Umm |
 | Eoin Jackson 7th biggest apto-tart for now. 💋 Very fitting.
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 | Christy Cooper Only 239- thought I'd have more opponents than that |
Nearby: Most promiscuous winner.
This table shows the players who have faced the greatest number of different opponents. (Only human opponents count.)
| Rank | Player | Opponents |
|---|---|---|
| 1,058th | Thomas Brooks | 32 |
| 1,058th | Joey P | 32 |
| 1,058th | Simon Pryor | 32 |
| 1,058th | Tom G | 32 |
| 1,058th | Benjamin Welch | 32 |
| 1,058th | Rahul Suresh | 32 |
| 1,058th | Dave Shenton | 32 |
| 1,058th | Neil Rowley | 32 |
| 1,058th | Alan Cannon | 32 |
| 1,058th | Steven Briers | 32 |
| 1,058th | Kenneth Anderson | 32 |
| 1,058th | Mark Mills | 32 |
| 1,058th | Rob Gibney | 32 |
| 1,058th | Rosalind Jones | 32 |
| 1,058th | Harry Leaton | 32 |
| 1,058th | David Mccarrick | 32 |
| 1,058th | Ethan Musulin | 32 |
| 1,058th | John A Smith | 32 |
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