 | Chris Davies Eat that, everyone else! :P |
 | Adam Gillard Technically, these are not sorted by number of conundrums solved correctly. Compare Joseph Bolas (27th; 13 correct) with Chris Hare (28th; 14 correct). It'll probably be easiest to change the text to say "sorted by points total" or words to that effect. |
| Adam Gillard Innis has eaten you for breakfast, Chris. |
| Adam Gillard And Lauren has eaten everyone for dinner! |
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Statland: Fastest Goatundrum Attacks
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This table shows the fastest 30 games in the following format(s):- Goatundrum Attack. Only the best game by each player is shown. Games are sorted by number of conundrums solved correctly, and then by the total time taken.
| # | Player | Points | Total time |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Zohaib Rehan | 200 | 39.5 s |
| 2nd | Ahmed M | 200 | 41.3 s |
| 3rd | Tom Cappleman | 200 | 75.5 s |
| 4th | Lauren Hamer | 200 | 87.4 s |
| 5th | Chris Hare | 200 | 88.4 s |
| 6th | Innis Carson | 200 | 91.5 s |
| 7th | Chris Davies | 200 | 98.0 s |
| 8th | Matthew Brockwell | 200 | 111.3 s |
| 9th | Matt Conway | 200 | 148.9 s |
| 10th | Bob De Caux | 200 | 169.6 s |
| 11th | Hazel Drury | 200 | 173.8 s |
| 12th | Adam Gillard | 200 | 175.5 s |
| 13th | Jack Slane | 197 | 156.3 s |
| 14th | Ben Wilson | 194 | 140.3 s |
| 15th | Rob Foster | 194 | 160.9 s |
| 16th | Jack Worsley | 194 | 165.0 s |
| 17th | Jack Hurst | 194 | 180.2 s |
| 18th | RJ Huggins | 194 | 198.1 s |
| 19th | Stephen R | 194 | 203.7 s |
| 20th | Ross K | 191 | 173.3 s |
| 21st | Matt OC | 191 | 203.1 s |
| 22nd | Marcus Hares | 191 | 223.7 s |
| 23rd | Kirk Bevins | 191 | 226.0 s |
| 24th | Dan McColm | 191 | 231.0 s |
| 25th | Matt Hamer | 191 | 232.1 s |
| 26th | Herbert Plank | 191 | 241.9 s |
| 27th | Quinn James | 191 | 254.0 s |
| 28th | N G | 190 | 163.2 s |
| 29th | David Barnard | 188 | 254.1 s |
| 30th | Luke Johnson-Davies | 187 | 174.3 s |
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