Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Obviously, this should be called Round 8, not Round 7 :)

Sarah Binns

Sarah Binns Out in round 2 haha

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn I got a wee bit confused with the “as many times as you like” part - does this mean within the selection or at all?

Moot point - added an extra consonant as well so…

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn Rather this “ You can use that vowel multiple times, but only that vowel”

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall You can only use letters within your selection Mark (aside from switching one in as per Touch rules).

David Holmes

David Holmes Why on earth does Susie think limbic isn't a word?!

David Holmes

David Holmes Honestly so annoyed. Don't think I've been this annoyed since she disallowed goujon. (But of course goujons is fine because... reasons.)

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Fiona T

Fiona T thoughts and prayers

Tom B

Tom B oooph. you can't swap letters

Fi Thorne

Fi Thorne Oh no, I forgot about the 5 letter rule in R1 :-( Will carry on playing anyway for "fun"!

Matthew Brockwell

Matthew Brockwell @Dave I played my game here:
https://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=4282839 It showed up as a tourney game (and when I started it in chat) but is not showing as a tourney game now. Please add it and delete the other one!

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Thanks Matthew - there is definitely a bug with game disappearing as the last thing I check when setting up the round is that I've scheduled 49 fixtures and this is the third round where a game has suddenly gone awol.

Tourney round: Alphabetti Spaghetti 2025: Round 7: Don't Be Facetious

<< Round 7: Order, Order | Round 9: Scrabbling >>

Notes from the organizer: Our leading three continue to hold off the challengers, with Adam yet to play round 7 it means Stu leads with Miriam in 2nd. One bad round can change everything though and the pressure grows between pushing on for the win versus playing conservative.

Full leaderboard - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YSYOdmZKGElwGkMRG89M4PBvmvH6vu-9/edit?gid=1911279472#gid=1911279472&range=A1:M1

It's now time for the round that was TBC, so I’ve pulled out of my backside last minute. Apologies if it’s got any flaws I’ve not anticipated.

It’s the final new round for 2025 and it’s back to Touch with a Hyper Touch Letters Attack.

This round limits your vowel usage, or more specifically, the variety of it.

In each round, you can only declare words that use ONE specific vowel to score points. IMPORTANT - These words must be at least 5 (FIVE) letters long or longer otherwise your game scoring ends early.

You can use that vowel multiple times, but only that vowel. You can vary the vowel you use from round-to-round, but no word should contain 2 or more different vowels.

Some examples.

BESTED is fine as it uses two Es and no other vowels.
BEASTED isn’t as you’ve introduced an A.
DEED is also bad as it is only 4 letters in length (minimum of 5).
REFERENCES would a fantastic effort.
TRUTHFUL is pretty good too.
As is ROBOTS
But ROBOTIC has added an I, so is bad.
FACETIOUS would be a total disaster on account of using all five vowels (hence the name of the round).

As we approach the end, the bonus levels rise.

One 20 point bonus is available for anyone who successfully declares (meeting all the criteria above) words that use of the five vowels four times (4 x A, E, I, O, U).

Another 20 point bonus is on offer for anyone who doesn’t resort to any words that only use one vowel i.e. SCANT, FLINT, ANGRY etc.

Getting both bonuses would quite an achievement.

Finally, any valid 5+ words you declare that use no vowels at all, will not only be deemed valid, but will count as double i.e. a 5 letter word with no vowels will score you 10 points. Naturally, doing this would rule you out of getting both bonuses above though.

Good luck!

Ran from: 23 – 30 November 2025. Format: Hypertouch Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Dave Kempshall.

Fixtures: 48. Completed: 44.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneStu Harkness0 – 116
Apterous PruneMiriam Nussbaum0 – 108
Apterous PruneMike Lee0 – 120
Apterous PruneTom Cappleman0 – 138
Apterous PruneAdam Latchford0 – 123
Apterous PruneRavi Choudhary0 – 114
Apterous PruneDavid Holmes0 – 23
Apterous PruneTony WilliamsUnplayed
Apterous PruneDave Kempshall0 – 120
Apterous PruneMarcus Hares0 – 9
Apterous PruneDan Southwell0 – 23
Apterous PruneRoger Peak0 – 103
Apterous PruneAndrew Smith0 – 127
Apterous PruneFlorence C-L0 – 127
Apterous PruneMartin Hurst0 – 86
Apterous PruneTrevor MacEoin0 – 79
Apterous PruneBen Bazzard0 – 55
Apterous PruneFi Thorne0 – 92
Apterous PruneDan Spinks0 – 22
Apterous PruneWesley Barton0 – 102
Apterous PruneSean D0 – 102
Apterous PruneMark Jeary-Fairbairn0 – 118
Apterous PruneAdrian Fletcher0 – 95
Apterous PruneJon Stammers0 – 38
Apterous PruneFiona T0 – 114
Apterous PruneIan Wray0 – 114
Apterous PruneRichard DeckerUnplayed
Apterous PruneSarah Binns0 – 25
Apterous PruneMark Baker0 – 62
Apterous PruneJason Turner0 – 96
Apterous PruneSteven Harding0 – 116
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoy0 – 16
Apterous PruneIan Volante0 – 123
Apterous PruneDave RobjohnsUnplayed
Apterous PruneGav Grace0 – 107
Apterous PruneAdam Peel0 – 133
Apterous PruneJon Pinyan0 – 92
Apterous PruneJamie French0 – 94
Apterous PruneColin Thompson0 – 62
Apterous PruneAndres S.0 – 103
Apterous PruneDave O'Donnell0 – 47
Apterous PruneMark O'ReganUnplayed
Apterous PruneTom B0 – 0
Apterous PruneCiaran M0 – 78
Apterous PruneMark aThomas0 – 105
Apterous PruneOwen Carroll0 – 162
Apterous PruneKeith C Williams0 – 118
Apterous PruneMatthew Tassier0 – 120

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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