Adam Latchford

Adam Latchford No! It is bad! Am not appy! (Sorry just practicing)

Adam Latchford

Adam Latchford Also rip aegilops, a lost soldier that would have worked wonders here

Dan Southwell

Dan Southwell What the...!? My brain just fried reading the instructions Dave! Some practice for this one methinks....!

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers More annoying than ever not being able to see best possible answers we could have got round by round... it's all pioneering wordgaming, like no one has ever done this before ever!

Sean D

Sean D With his ability to come up with new forms of torture Dave K is surely a Mossad operative

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers So since aegilops isn't actually valid the best we could do would be beefily???

Sarah Binns

Sarah Binns Out with anno in round 12.
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Stu Harkness

Stu Harkness I need my Staircase points! :D

Mike Lee

Mike Lee Dave. This was a good round and glad you included it but I think if you repeat it, the bonus should be for 6 letters of more rather than 5.

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Yes, I agree Mike. First time in tournament, so was difficult to gauge the difficulty.

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Sean D

Sean D It seems relatively east to get mainly 4s, tricky but not impossible to get 5s and very hard to get 6s. I think a great addition would be to include reverse alphabetical declarations, with a 1 point bonus for valid reverse alphabetical declaration of 4 or more. In case this isn't confusing enough!

Dan Southwell

Dan Southwell or make it hypertouch to allow chances to get those longest ones in?

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall All good suggestions. Dan, I considered Hyper Touch, but felt that might be a layer of confusion too much.

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn Well personally I needed it basic after my catastrophic last three rounds, so thank you!

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers Nice challenge! In terms of the bonuses maybe in future you could have something like a 2 point bonus for a 5, 5points for a 6, 10 points for a 7??

Tourney round: Alphabetti Spaghetti 2025: Round 7: Order, Order

<< Round 6: The Staircase | Round 7: Don't Be Facetious >>

Notes from the organizer: Adam has now started to stretch his lead marginally, but it can all still change quickly.

Leaderboard - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YSYOdmZKGElwGkMRG89M4PBvmvH6vu-9/edit?gid=1911279472#gid=1911279472&range=A1:M1

Round 7 is one that I’ve considered previously but opted against (largely due to the marking of it potentially frying my brain), but this year we give it a go.

It’s a Hyper Letters Attack with one key rule - every word you declare needs to valid words and contain letters in alphabetical order to keep your game alive.

If you make a mistake and declare a word with letters out of alphabetical order, an invalid word or no word at all then your game scoring ends.

However, there is no minimum word length rule in play, so you could plod your way through with one letter words for a guaranteed 20 points if slow and steady is your style,

Examples - DEFT would be a deft touch, LEFT would see you left behind. BEGIN would be a great way to start, FINISH would be a terrible way to end.

A word such as AFFIX, which repeats the same letter consecutively, will be counted as being in valid alphabetical order so will get you points.

- There is a 5 point bonus if you score in every round without resorting to 1 or 2 letter words.
- And another 5 point bonus if you find a single word of 5+ letters that meets the scoring criteria.

Good luck!

Ran from: 19 – 30 November 2025. Format: Hyper Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Dave Kempshall.

Fixtures: 49. Completed: 47.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneAdam Latchford0 – 85
Apterous PruneMiriam Nussbaum0 – 84
Apterous PruneMike Lee0 – 86
Apterous PruneMatthew Brockwell0 – 76
Apterous PruneTom Cappleman0 – 87
Apterous PruneStu Harkness0 – 85
Apterous PruneRavi Choudhary0 – 79
Apterous PruneDavid Holmes0 – 84
Apterous PruneMarcus Hares0 – 8
Apterous PruneAndrew Smith0 – 64
Apterous PruneDave Kempshall0 – 69
Apterous PruneDan Southwell0 – 55
Apterous PruneWesley Barton0 – 74
Apterous PruneBen Bazzard0 – 46
Apterous PruneTony Williams0 – 75
Apterous PruneRoger Peak0 – 88
Apterous PruneFlorence C-L0 – 84
Apterous PruneDan Spinks0 – 39
Apterous PruneMartin Hurst0 – 79
Apterous PruneTrevor MacEoin0 – 76
Apterous PruneJon Stammers0 – 78
Apterous PruneFi Thorne0 – 62
Apterous PruneAdrian Fletcher0 – 79
Apterous PruneFiona T0 – 15
Apterous PruneSean D0 – 83
Apterous PruneMark Jeary-Fairbairn0 – 73
Apterous PruneJason Turner0 – 19
Apterous PruneSarah Binns0 – 86
Apterous PruneIan Wray0 – 77
Apterous PruneDave Robjohns0 – 80
Apterous PruneGav Grace0 – 99
Apterous PruneJamie French0 – 66
Apterous PruneMark Baker0 – 73
Apterous PruneIan Volante0 – 98
Apterous PruneColin Thompson0 – 26
Apterous PruneAndres S.0 – 22
Apterous PruneDave O'Donnell0 – 73
Apterous PruneMark O'ReganUnplayed
Apterous PruneAdam Peel0 – 73
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoy0 – 47
Apterous PruneTom B0 – 56
Apterous PruneCiaran MUnplayed
Apterous PruneJon Pinyan0 – 72
Apterous PruneMark aThomas0 – 63
Apterous PruneRichard Decker0 – 79
Apterous PruneOwen Carroll0 – 142
Apterous PruneSteven Harding0 – 79
Apterous PruneKeith C Williams0 – 78
Apterous PruneMatthew Tassier0 – 86

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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