Sean D

Sean D not entirely clear in the rules if a palidrome of 1 or 3 letters counts for the bonus

Ben Bazzard

Ben Bazzard Sean: "a word of fewer than 4 letters long will end your game". So palindromes have to be 5,7 or 9 letters long.

Fiona T

Fiona T oh balls, missed that! :D

Sean D

Sean D ah balls, the 4 letter thing just cost me a record score here. Read A:LL the rules, lol

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Sorry guys :(

David Holmes

David Holmes Do you crash out if you declare an invalid word or word that doesn't follow the rules?

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Yes David, doing either ends your game.

David Holmes

David Holmes Gosh that was hard

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Dan Southwell

Dan Southwell Curse you Prune and your sh1te picks!

Sarah Binns

Sarah Binns Loooool out first round

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Bugger.

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn I'm not upset about that...

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn RAGING!

Tourney round: Alphabetti Spaghetti 2025: Round 4: Alternate Reality

<< Round 3: Bookkeeper's Delight | Round 5: Same Is The Game >>

Notes from the organizer: Miriam has piled the pressure on Adam and Stu in round 3 after another great performance. At the time of writing both of our previous leaders are yet to respond.

Tom C has started to slowly push himself back into the fold and, with a high quality leaderboard, the pressure on our leaders is beginning to ramp up.

Full leaderboard - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YSYOdmZKGElwGkMRG89M4PBvmvH6vu-9/edit?gid=1911279472#gid=1911279472&range=A1:M1

For the first time this year we move away from Touch and onto a Goat Attack. Round 4 is all about alternating vowels and consonants in your words.

Every word you declare should follow a sequence of VCVC… or CVCV… Declaring a word that doesn’t follow this format, declaring an invalid word, no word at all or a word of fewer than 4 letters long will end your game scoring.

A 5 point bonus is on offer for anyone successfully declaring exactly 10 valid and qualifying words beginning with a vowel, and 10 with a consonant.

A second 5 point bonus is on offer for anyone declaring a valid palindrome following the vowel / consonant sequence (which would naturally be of 5, 7 or 9 or letters) whilst scoring is still active.

Our all-time record holder for Alternate Reality is Dave Robjohns with a score of 133.

Here’s an example game:
1. UNIT
2. EMIT
3. FAVELA
4. GAMETE
5. LOGO
6. TOTAL
7. RELATIVE
8. RADAR (5 point palindrome bonus)
9. BASIC
10. LEVEL (No bonus for palindrome as already gained for RADAR)
11. IRIS
12. ORAL
13. OVER
14. HOBO
15. DEFINED
16. COVER
17. OPEN
18. ORES
19. IVES
20. ANAL

Game score: 105 (95 + 5 point palindrome & 5 point 10 x starting with vowel / consonant bonus)

Ran from: 10 – 30 November 2025. Format: Goat Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Dave Kempshall.

Fixtures: 49. Completed: 48.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneMiriam Nussbaum0 – 114
Apterous PruneMike Lee0 – 112
Apterous PruneMatthew Brockwell0 – 116
Apterous PruneMark Jeary-Fairbairn0 – 26
Apterous PruneMarcus Hares0 – 118
Apterous PruneJon Stammers0 – 54
Apterous PruneTom Cappleman0 – 123
Apterous PruneAdrian Fletcher0 – 119
Apterous PruneTrevor MacEoin0 – 52
Apterous PruneTony Williams0 – 124
Apterous PruneAndrew Smith0 – 110
Apterous PruneDavid Holmes0 – 102
Apterous PruneDave Kempshall0 – 77
Apterous PruneAdam Latchford0 – 128
Apterous PruneBen Bazzard0 – 67
Apterous PruneFlorence C-L0 – 128
Apterous PruneStu Harkness0 – 119
Apterous PruneSarah Binns0 – 113
Apterous PruneIan Volante0 – 127
Apterous PruneFiona T0 – 98
Apterous PruneDan Spinks0 – 92
Apterous PruneIan Wray0 – 37
Apterous PruneSean D0 – 135
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoy0 – 13
Apterous PruneRoger Peak0 – 107
Apterous PruneRavi Choudhary0 – 126
Apterous PruneJamie French0 – 111
Apterous PruneMark Baker0 – 96
Apterous PruneGav Grace0 – 92
Apterous PruneDave O'Donnell0 – 104
Apterous PruneMartin Hurst0 – 105
Apterous PruneWesley Barton0 – 32
Apterous PruneDan Southwell0 – 93
Apterous PruneTom B0 – 105
Apterous PruneAdam Peel0 – 124
Apterous PruneColin Thompson0 – 51
Apterous PruneFi Thorne0 – 93
Apterous PruneAndres S.0 – 112
Apterous PruneCiaran M0 – 133
Apterous PruneJason Turner0 – 29
Apterous PruneOwen Carroll0 – 162
Apterous PruneSteven Harding0 – 105
Apterous PruneMark aThomas0 – 76
Apterous PruneDave Robjohns0 – 122
Apterous PruneMark O'ReganUnplayed
Apterous PruneJon Pinyan0 – 39
Apterous PruneKeith C Williams0 – 91
Apterous PruneMatthew Tassier0 – 110
Apterous PruneRichard Decker0 – 102

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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