Sean D

Sean D not entirely clear in the rules if a palidrome of 1 or 3 letters counts for the bonus

Ben Bazzard

Ben Bazzard Sean: "a word of fewer than 4 letters long will end your game". So palindromes have to be 5,7 or 9 letters long.

Fiona T

Fiona T oh balls, missed that! :D

Sean D

Sean D ah balls, the 4 letter thing just cost me a record score here. Read A:LL the rules, lol

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Sorry guys :(

David Holmes

David Holmes Do you crash out if you declare an invalid word or word that doesn't follow the rules?

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Yes David, doing either ends your game.

David Holmes

David Holmes Gosh that was hard

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Dan Southwell

Dan Southwell Curse you Prune and your sh1te picks!

Sarah Binns

Sarah Binns Loooool out first round

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Bugger.

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn I'm not upset about that...

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn

Mark Jeary-Fairbairn RAGING!

Tourney round: Alphabetti Spaghetti 2025: Round 4: Alternate Reality

<< Round 3: Bookkeeper's Delight | Round 5: Same Is The Game >>

Notes from the organizer: Miriam has piled the pressure on Adam and Stu in round 3 after another great performance. At the time of writing both of our previous leaders are yet to respond.

Tom C has started to slowly push himself back into the fold and, with a high quality leaderboard, the pressure on our leaders is beginning to ramp up.

Full leaderboard - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YSYOdmZKGElwGkMRG89M4PBvmvH6vu-9/edit?gid=1911279472#gid=1911279472&range=A1:M1

For the first time this year we move away from Touch and onto a Goat Attack. Round 4 is all about alternating vowels and consonants in your words.

Every word you declare should follow a sequence of VCVC… or CVCV… Declaring a word that doesn’t follow this format, declaring an invalid word, no word at all or a word of fewer than 4 letters long will end your game scoring.

A 5 point bonus is on offer for anyone successfully declaring exactly 10 valid and qualifying words beginning with a vowel, and 10 with a consonant.

A second 5 point bonus is on offer for anyone declaring a valid palindrome following the vowel / consonant sequence (which would naturally be of 5, 7 or 9 or letters) whilst scoring is still active.

Our all-time record holder for Alternate Reality is Dave Robjohns with a score of 133.

Here’s an example game:
1. UNIT
2. EMIT
3. FAVELA
4. GAMETE
5. LOGO
6. TOTAL
7. RELATIVE
8. RADAR (5 point palindrome bonus)
9. BASIC
10. LEVEL (No bonus for palindrome as already gained for RADAR)
11. IRIS
12. ORAL
13. OVER
14. HOBO
15. DEFINED
16. COVER
17. OPEN
18. ORES
19. IVES
20. ANAL

Game score: 105 (95 + 5 point palindrome & 5 point 10 x starting with vowel / consonant bonus)

Ran from: 10 – 30 November 2025. Format: Goat Attack. Matches: One-off. Level scores: Tie-breakers played. Approved.

Organizers: Dave Kempshall.

Matches: 49. Completed: 48.

Results and fixtures

Fixtures: 49. Played: 48. Unplayed: 1.

Player 1Player 2Status
Miriam NussbaumApterous Prune114 – 0
Mike LeeApterous Prune112 – 0
Matthew BrockwellApterous Prune116 – 0
Mark Jeary-FairbairnApterous Prune26 – 0
Marcus HaresApterous Prune118 – 0
Jon StammersApterous Prune54 – 0
Tom CapplemanApterous Prune123 – 0
Adrian FletcherApterous Prune119 – 0
Trevor BissettApterous Prune52 – 0
Tony WilliamsApterous Prune124 – 0
Andrew SmithApterous Prune110 – 0
David HolmesApterous Prune102 – 0
Dave KempshallApterous Prune77 – 0
Adam LatchfordApterous Prune128 – 0
Ben BazzardApterous Prune67 – 0
Florence C-LApterous Prune128 – 0
Stu HarknessApterous Prune119 – 0
Sarah BinnsApterous Prune113 – 0
Ian VolanteApterous Prune127 – 0
Fiona TApterous Prune98 – 0
Dan SpinksApterous Prune92 – 0
Ian WrayApterous Prune37 – 0
Sean DApterous Prune135 – 0
Damian McEvoyApterous Prune13 – 0
Roger PeakApterous Prune107 – 0
Ravi ChoudharyApterous Prune126 – 0
Jamie FrenchApterous Prune111 – 0
Mark BakerApterous Prune96 – 0
Gav GraceApterous Prune92 – 0
Dave O'DonnellApterous Prune104 – 0
Martin HurstApterous Prune105 – 0
Wesley BartonApterous Prune32 – 0
Dan SouthwellApterous Prune93 – 0
Tom BApterous Prune105 – 0
Adam PeelApterous Prune124 – 0
Colin ThompsonApterous Prune51 – 0
Fi ThorneApterous Prune93 – 0
Andres S.Apterous Prune112 – 0
Ciaran MApterous Prune133 – 0
Jason TurnerApterous Prune29 – 0
Owen CarrollApterous Prune162 – 0
Steven HardingApterous Prune105 – 0
Mark A. ThomasApterous Prune76 – 0
Dave RobjohnsApterous Prune122 – 0
Mark O'ReganApterous PruneUnplayed
Jon PinyanApterous Prune39 – 0
Keith C WilliamsApterous Prune91 – 0
Matthew TassierApterous Prune110 – 0
Richard DeckerApterous Prune102 – 0

Fixtures: 49. Played: 48. Unplayed: 1.

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser.

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