Florence C-L

Florence C-L I'm assuming not, but worth checking... Does Y count as a vowel or a consonant, or both?

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Y is a consonant :)

Tourney round: Alphabetti Spaghetti 2026: Round 4: Alternate Reality

<< Round 3: Bookkeeper's Delight | Round 5: Same Is The Game >>

Notes from the organizer: Three rounds down and we have an unsurprising sort of leaderboard with defending champion Tom C (434) and all-time great Zohaib R (442) sitting at the top.

Zohaib and Martin T posted a new record score for Start At The End with 142 usurping Florence’s previous best of 140. That helped Martin (408) sit 3rd with Harry FL (406) in 4th. Past winners Florence CL (405) and Matthew T (400) are the only other players over 400.

Tournament specialists, Richard Decker and Mike Lee, follow closely behind.

All to play for and three new rounds to get your teeth into.

Full leaderboard - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GbMgZiPM3Sf8HcUqhsfy3L4Fz4AQ_BTb/edit?gid=818273497#gid=818273497&range=A1:O1

For the first time this year we move away from Touch and onto a Goat Attack. The aim of Round 4 is to alternate vowels and consonants in your words.

Every word you declare should follow a sequence of VCVCV… or CVCV… Declaring a word that doesn’t follow this format means that word will be discounted from your game score and a 10 point penalty given. Equally, declaring a word of 3 or fewer letters will suffer the same fate.

A 5 point bonus is on offer for anyone successfully declaring exactly 10 valid and qualifying words beginning with a vowel, and 10 with a consonant.

A second 5 point bonus is on offer for anyone declaring a valid palindrome following the vowel / consonant sequence (which would naturally be of 5, 7 or 9 or letters).

Here’s an example game:
1. UNIT
2. EMIT
3. FAVELA
4. GAMETE
5. LOT (Only 3 letters, no score and 10 point penalty)
6. TOTALISE
7. RELATIVE
8. RADAR (5 point palindrome bonus)
9. BASIC
10. LEVEL (No bonus for palindrome as already gained for RADAR)
11. IRIS
12. ORAL
13. OVER
14. OVEN
15. DEFINED
16. RECOVER
17. ONLY (Doesn’t follow VCVC format, no score and 10 point penalty)
18. ORES
19. IVES
20. ANAL

Game score: 78 (includes +5 point palindrome bonus, while I did declare 10 starting with vowel and 10 with consonant, no bonus is given as 2 words were invalid).

Our all-time record holder for Alternate Reality is Dave Robjohns with a score of 133 in 2024.

Good luck!

Runs from: 9 – 15 November 2026. Format: Goat Attack. Matches: One-off. Level scores: Tie-breakers played. Approved.

Organizers: Dave Kempshall.

Matches: 54. Completed: 2.

Results and fixtures

Fixtures: 54. Played: 2. Unplayed: 52.

Player 1Player 2Status
Zohaib RehanApterous PruneUnplayed
Tom CapplemanApterous PruneUnplayed
Martin ThomasApterous PruneUnplayed
Harry FLApterous PruneUnplayed
Florence C-LApterous PruneUnplayed
Matthew TassierApterous PruneUnplayed
Richard DeckerApterous PruneUnplayed
Mike LeeApterous PruneUnplayed
Benj CookeApterous PruneUnplayed
Sean DApterous PruneUnplayed
Richard BarnettApterous PruneUnplayed
David HolmesApterous PruneUnplayed
Tom FinnApterous PruneUnplayed
Fiona TApterous PruneUnplayed
Miriam NussbaumApterous PruneUnplayed
Matthew BrockwellApterous PruneUnplayed
Ben BazzardApterous PruneUnplayed
Ravi ChoudharyApterous PruneUnplayed
Elwin CarlosApterous PruneUnplayed
Joshua McCuneApterous PruneUnplayed
Steven OldhamApterous PruneUnplayed
Dave KempshallApterous Prune95 – 0
Roger PeakApterous Prune109 – 0
Trevor BissettApterous PruneUnplayed
Claire SpinksApterous PruneUnplayed
Martin HurstApterous PruneUnplayed
Tom BApterous PruneUnplayed
Jon StammersApterous PruneUnplayed
Wesley BartonApterous PruneUnplayed
Colin ThompsonApterous PruneUnplayed
Jamie FrenchApterous PruneUnplayed
Brett DavidsApterous PruneUnplayed
Damian McEvoyApterous PruneUnplayed
Keith C WilliamsApterous PruneUnplayed
Gav GraceApterous PruneUnplayed
Ian VolanteApterous PruneUnplayed
Sam HubbardApterous PruneUnplayed
Fi ThorneApterous PruneUnplayed
Steven HardingApterous PruneUnplayed
Sarah BinnsApterous PruneUnplayed
Andy SCApterous PruneUnplayed
Dan SouthwellApterous PruneUnplayed
Jon PinyanApterous PruneUnplayed
Paul TalmeyApterous PruneUnplayed
Dan SpinksApterous PruneUnplayed
Ian WrayApterous PruneUnplayed
Stu PatrickApterous PruneUnplayed
Mark HollandApterous PruneUnplayed
Adam LatchfordApterous PruneUnplayed
Callum RidleyApterous PruneUnplayed
Andrew SmithApterous PruneUnplayed
Stu HarknessApterous PruneUnplayed
Last Ashwin HeroApterous PruneUnplayed
Felix DosouApterous PruneUnplayed

Fixtures: 54. Played: 2. Unplayed: 52.

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser.

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