Fiona T

Fiona T Lemsip or Benylin?

Sean D

Sean D dog (obviously) or cat (if you're some sort of psychopath)

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Fiona T: Benylin

Sean D: Cat

Tom Cappleman

Tom Cappleman decorative or functional?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Tom Cappleman: Functional

Chris Hare

Chris Hare (Feel free to use that title if you're considering writing an autobiography.)

Maria Chandler

Maria Chandler bike or scooter?

Maria Chandler

Maria Chandler PS, thank you for organising such a fun tourney Chris.

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Just finished my last game, another great tournament Chris - thanks for hosting!

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Maria: Scooter

Andres S.

Andres S. NSFW or SFW?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Andres: SFW

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Oar or ore?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Matthew T.: Ore

Richard Decker

Richard Decker Cello or oboe?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Richard: Cello

Ben Bazzard

Ben Bazzard Early night or midnight?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Ben: Midnight

Marcus Hares

Marcus Hares Sweet or savoury?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Marcus: Savoury

Thomas Carey

Thomas Carey j or h

Stu Harkness

Stu Harkness I miss JE

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Thomas Carey: h

Fi Thorne

Fi Thorne Thanks for organising a brilliant tourney Chris, really enjoyed it! :-)

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers Yes enjoyed this so much Chris, thanks! Wish I'd been able to pace myself and save some of it for after Christmas but it was so addictive: perfect procrastination from Christmas preparations.

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Chris Hare

Chris Hare You're welcome!

Now I get to do lots of lovely admin. Chat amongst yourselves for a bit and I'll be back with the results as soon as I can. In the meantime, any games that are played late will still count provided I haven't finalised that Game, and if you'd like to check my scores for any of your games and let me know if you think I've made a mistake, that would be helpful. (Two such errors have already been caught by observant and civic-minded Apterites.)

Thanks all!

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers Did I miss a big announcement crowning Florence the winner or are those scores not final yet?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare No announcement has been made yet; I'm just dotting and crossing a few Is and Ts respectively. Most scores are now final.

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers Massive congratulations Florence!

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Thanks for reminding me that I usually plonk a link to the review here, Jon.

Here's a link to the review!

https://www.apterous.org/ticket_view.php?ticket=7362

Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. IV: The Holly and The: Game Twelve

<< Game Eleven

Notes from the organizer: Game Twelve! All's well that ends well.

A welcome return for last year's innovation. It's a Hypergoat Letters Attack, and your task is to write the best Chris-mas list; that is, make a list of things that I'd most like Father Chris-mas to leave underneath the Chris-mas tree. You can choose how you do this. For example, you can declare RED in round one and SOCKS in round two, to make RED SOCKS as an item (and so on, with as many adjectives per noun as you like), or you can make a list of twenty nouns instead, or anywhere in between. Invalid declarations won't count towards your list.

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who declares a valid word of ten letters or more.

To help you with this task and inform your list-making, each player may, in the comments of this page, ask me no more than one question of the form "X or Y?"; I'll answer them with whichever of X or Y I would prefer to receive. Last year's Q&A is here: https://www.apterous.org/to_tourney.php?tourney=6152

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sEia7l7u7cJ6jBWZQWistIjD9j7KAwGvWK2OAcjpPno/edit?usp=sharing

Ran from: 15 December 2025 – 1 January 2026. Format: Hypergoat Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Level scores: Drawn. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 49. Completed: 40.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Steven HardingApterous Prune122 – 0
Ravi ChoudharyApterous Prune131 – 0
Sarah BinnsApterous Prune157 – 0
Mike LeeApterous Prune4 – 0
Matthew BrockwellApterous Prune131 – 0
David HolmesApterous Prune118 – 0
Wesley BartonApterous Prune116 – 0
Elizabeth BeerApterous Prune102 – 0
Dave KempshallApterous Prune99 – 0
Andres S.Apterous Prune131 – 0
Ian WrayApterous Prune98 – 0
Adam LatchfordApterous Prune111 – 0
Tom CapplemanApterous Prune106 – 0
Colin ThompsonApterous Prune108 – 0
Fiona TApterous Prune124 – 0
Martin HurstApterous Prune112 – 0
Richard DeckerApterous PruneUnplayed
Dan SpinksApterous Prune101 – 0
Tal LessnerApterous Prune80 – 0
Ben BazzardApterous Prune103 – 0
Damian McEvoyApterous Prune41 – 0
Keith C WilliamsApterous PruneUnplayed
Florence C-LApterous Prune125 – 0
Gav GraceApterous PruneUnplayed
Matthew TassierApterous Prune116 – 0
Hazel DruryApterous Prune132 – 0
Mark A. ThomasApterous PruneUnplayed
Elwin CarlosApterous Prune98 – 0
Jamie FrenchApterous PruneUnplayed
Matty ArtellApterous PruneUnplayed
Eoin JacksonApterous PruneUnplayed
Jason TurnerApterous Prune108 – 0
Ian VolanteApterous Prune126 – 0
Maria ChandlerApterous Prune104 – 0
Stu HarknessApterous Prune174 – 0
Jon PinyanApterous Prune68 – 0
Sean DApterous Prune88 – 0
Thomas CareyApterous Prune92 – 0
Jon StammersApterous Prune113 – 0
Zohaib RehanApterous Prune107 – 0
Martin ThomasApterous Prune114 – 0
Marcus HaresApterous Prune138 – 0
Mark Jeary-FairbairnApterous PruneUnplayed
Fi ThorneApterous Prune85 – 0
Trevor BissettApterous Prune139 – 0
Perry SarbApterous PruneUnplayed
Mark BakerApterous Prune115 – 0
Dan SouthwellApterous Prune122 – 0
Anthony EndsorApterous Prune128 – 0

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser.

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