Fiona T

Fiona T Lemsip or Benylin?

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Sean D

Sean D dog (obviously) or cat (if you're some sort of psychopath)

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Fiona T: Benylin

Sean D: Cat

Tom Cappleman

Tom Cappleman decorative or functional?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Tom Cappleman: Functional

Chris Hare

Chris Hare (Feel free to use that title if you're considering writing an autobiography.)

Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. IV: The Holly and The: Game Twelve

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Notes from the organizer: Game Twelve! All's well that ends well.

A welcome return for last year's innovation. It's a Hypergoat Letters Attack, and your task is to write the best Chris-mas list; that is, make a list of things that I'd most like Father Chris-mas to leave underneath the Chris-mas tree. You can choose how you do this. For example, you can declare RED in round one and SOCKS in round two, to make RED SOCKS as an item (and so on, with as many adjectives per noun as you like), or you can make a list of twenty nouns instead, or anywhere in between. Invalid declarations won't count towards your list.

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who declares a valid word of ten letters or more.

To help you with this task and inform your list-making, each player may, in the comments of this page, ask me no more than one question of the form "X or Y?"; I'll answer them with whichever of X or Y I would prefer to receive. Last year's Q&A is here: https://www.apterous.org/to_tourney.php?tourney=6152

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sEia7l7u7cJ6jBWZQWistIjD9j7KAwGvWK2OAcjpPno/edit?usp=sharing

Runs from: 15 December 2025 – 1 January 2026. Format: Hypergoat Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 43. Completed: 3.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneSteven HardingUnplayed
Apterous PruneRavi ChoudharyUnplayed
Apterous PruneSarah BinnsUnplayed
Apterous PruneMike LeeUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatthew Brockwell0 – 131
Apterous PruneDavid HolmesUnplayed
Apterous PruneWesley BartonUnplayed
Apterous PruneElizabeth BeerUnplayed
Apterous PruneDave KempshallUnplayed
Apterous PruneAndres S.Unplayed
Apterous PruneIan WrayUnplayed
Apterous PruneAdam Latchford0 – 111
Apterous PruneTom CapplemanUnplayed
Apterous PruneColin ThompsonUnplayed
Apterous PruneFiona T0 – 124
Apterous PruneMartin HurstUnplayed
Apterous PruneRichard DeckerUnplayed
Apterous PruneDan SpinksUnplayed
Apterous PruneTal LessnerUnplayed
Apterous PruneBen BazzardUnplayed
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoyUnplayed
Apterous PruneKeith C WilliamsUnplayed
Apterous PruneFlorence C-LUnplayed
Apterous PruneGav GraceUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatthew TassierUnplayed
Apterous PruneHazel DruryUnplayed
Apterous PruneMark aThomasUnplayed
Apterous PruneElwin CarlosUnplayed
Apterous PruneJamie FrenchUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatty ArtellUnplayed
Apterous PruneEoin JacksonUnplayed
Apterous PruneJason TurnerUnplayed
Apterous PruneIan VolanteUnplayed
Apterous PruneMaria ChandlerUnplayed
Apterous PruneStu HarknessUnplayed
Apterous PruneJon PinyanUnplayed
Apterous PruneSean DUnplayed
Apterous PruneThomas CareyUnplayed
Apterous PruneJon StammersUnplayed
Apterous PruneZohaib RehanUnplayed
Apterous PruneMartin ThomasUnplayed
Apterous PruneMarcus HaresUnplayed
Apterous PruneMark Jeary-FairbairnUnplayed

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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