Fiona T

Fiona T Lemsip or Benylin?

Sean D

Sean D dog (obviously) or cat (if you're some sort of psychopath)

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Fiona T: Benylin

Sean D: Cat

Tom Cappleman

Tom Cappleman decorative or functional?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Tom Cappleman: Functional

Chris Hare

Chris Hare (Feel free to use that title if you're considering writing an autobiography.)

Maria Chandler

Maria Chandler bike or scooter?

Maria Chandler

Maria Chandler PS, thank you for organising such a fun tourney Chris.

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall Just finished my last game, another great tournament Chris - thanks for hosting!

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Maria: Scooter

Andres S.

Andres S. NSFW or SFW?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Andres: SFW

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Oar or ore?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Matthew T.: Ore

Richard Decker

Richard Decker Cello or oboe?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Richard: Cello

Ben Bazzard

Ben Bazzard Early night or midnight?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Ben: Midnight

Marcus Hares

Marcus Hares Sweet or savoury?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Marcus: Savoury

Thomas Carey

Thomas Carey j or h

Stu Harkness

Stu Harkness I miss JE

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Thomas Carey: h

Fi Thorne

Fi Thorne Thanks for organising a brilliant tourney Chris, really enjoyed it! :-)

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers Yes enjoyed this so much Chris, thanks! Wish I'd been able to pace myself and save some of it for after Christmas but it was so addictive: perfect procrastination from Christmas preparations.

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Chris Hare

Chris Hare You're welcome!

Now I get to do lots of lovely admin. Chat amongst yourselves for a bit and I'll be back with the results as soon as I can. In the meantime, any games that are played late will still count provided I haven't finalised that Game, and if you'd like to check my scores for any of your games and let me know if you think I've made a mistake, that would be helpful. (Two such errors have already been caught by observant and civic-minded Apterites.)

Thanks all!

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers Did I miss a big announcement crowning Florence the winner or are those scores not final yet?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare No announcement has been made yet; I'm just dotting and crossing a few Is and Ts respectively. Most scores are now final.

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers Massive congratulations Florence!

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Thanks for reminding me that I usually plonk a link to the review here, Jon.

Here's a link to the review!

https://www.apterous.org/ticket_view.php?ticket=7362

Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. IV: The Holly and The: Game Twelve

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Notes from the organizer: Game Twelve! All's well that ends well.

A welcome return for last year's innovation. It's a Hypergoat Letters Attack, and your task is to write the best Chris-mas list; that is, make a list of things that I'd most like Father Chris-mas to leave underneath the Chris-mas tree. You can choose how you do this. For example, you can declare RED in round one and SOCKS in round two, to make RED SOCKS as an item (and so on, with as many adjectives per noun as you like), or you can make a list of twenty nouns instead, or anywhere in between. Invalid declarations won't count towards your list.

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who declares a valid word of ten letters or more.

To help you with this task and inform your list-making, each player may, in the comments of this page, ask me no more than one question of the form "X or Y?"; I'll answer them with whichever of X or Y I would prefer to receive. Last year's Q&A is here: https://www.apterous.org/to_tourney.php?tourney=6152

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sEia7l7u7cJ6jBWZQWistIjD9j7KAwGvWK2OAcjpPno/edit?usp=sharing

Ran from: 15 December 2025 – 1 January 2026. Format: Hypergoat Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 49. Completed: 40.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneSteven Harding0 – 122
Apterous PruneRavi Choudhary0 – 131
Apterous PruneSarah Binns0 – 157
Apterous PruneMike Lee0 – 4
Apterous PruneMatthew Brockwell0 – 131
Apterous PruneDavid Holmes0 – 118
Apterous PruneWesley Barton0 – 116
Apterous PruneElizabeth Beer0 – 102
Apterous PruneDave Kempshall0 – 99
Apterous PruneAndres S.0 – 131
Apterous PruneIan Wray0 – 98
Apterous PruneAdam Latchford0 – 111
Apterous PruneTom Cappleman0 – 106
Apterous PruneColin Thompson0 – 108
Apterous PruneFiona T0 – 124
Apterous PruneMartin Hurst0 – 112
Apterous PruneRichard DeckerUnplayed
Apterous PruneDan Spinks0 – 101
Apterous PruneTal Lessner0 – 80
Apterous PruneBen Bazzard0 – 103
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoy0 – 41
Apterous PruneKeith C WilliamsUnplayed
Apterous PruneFlorence C-L0 – 125
Apterous PruneGav GraceUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatthew Tassier0 – 116
Apterous PruneHazel Drury0 – 132
Apterous PruneMark aThomasUnplayed
Apterous PruneElwin Carlos0 – 98
Apterous PruneJamie FrenchUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatty ArtellUnplayed
Apterous PruneEoin JacksonUnplayed
Apterous PruneJason Turner0 – 108
Apterous PruneIan Volante0 – 126
Apterous PruneMaria Chandler0 – 104
Apterous PruneStu Harkness0 – 174
Apterous PruneJon Pinyan0 – 68
Apterous PruneSean D0 – 88
Apterous PruneThomas Carey0 – 92
Apterous PruneJon Stammers0 – 113
Apterous PruneZohaib Rehan0 – 107
Apterous PruneMartin Thomas0 – 114
Apterous PruneMarcus Hares0 – 138
Apterous PruneMark Jeary-FairbairnUnplayed
Apterous PruneFi Thorne0 – 85
Apterous PruneTrevor MacEoin0 – 139
Apterous PrunePerry SarbUnplayed
Apterous PruneMark Baker0 – 115
Apterous PruneDan Southwell0 – 122
Apterous PruneAnthony Endsor0 – 128

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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