Sean D

Sean D a very nice bottle of wine or world peace?

Sean D

Sean D Just to clarify, this is (like the poem) your entirely subjective choice of what is the 'best' list?

Matty Artell

Matty Artell Coal or a satsuma?

Tom Cappleman

Tom Cappleman sweet or savoury?

Sarah Binns

Sarah Binns concrete or abstract?

Adam Latchford

Adam Latchford Dialysis or Sprouts

Matthew Brockwell

Matthew Brockwell Sock or sack?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare In order:

Sean D: World peace
Sean D (2): Entirely subjective, yes.
Matty Artell: Coal
Tom Cappleman: Savoury
Sarah Binns: Concrete
Adam Latchford: Sprouts
Matthew Brockwell: Sock

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Daddy or chips?

Fiona T

Fiona T Tinky-Winky or Laa-Laa?

Jason C.

Jason C. Swans (a-swimming) or geese (a-laying)?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Matthew Tassier: Chips
Fiona T: Tinky-Winky
Jason C.: Geese

Maria Chandler

Maria Chandler Lapland or Sunderland?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Maria Chandler: Lapland.

Trevor Potts

Trevor Potts Cake or death?

Trevor Potts

Trevor Potts For the avoidance of doubt, the above is not a threat. Nor is it an offer of confectionery, in truth.

Matt OC

Matt OC Gifts or cash?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Trevor Potts: Cake
Matt OC: Cash

Elizabeth Beer

Elizabeth Beer Lynx or bulldog, as in toiletry sets?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Elizabeth Beer: Bulldog

David Holmes

David Holmes Food or drink?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare David Holmes: Food

Tal Lessner

Tal Lessner Vacation - City or Nature?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Tal Lessner: Nature

Ravi Choudhary

Ravi Choudhary Out of curiousity, Chris - despite forgetting to ask you for help in informing the list-making, is it ok or not ok to go ahead with putting up a list by a participant, in the comments section of his/her own game?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare You can clarify your list in the comments section of your game, yes. Your question seems to imply that you might want to do that for a player that isn't yourself, which I suppose you can also do, but probably shouldn't.

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Ravi Choudhary

Ravi Choudhary Thanks, Chris. As to your 2nd sentence, wasn't sure how to word my question to you. Definitely don't want to make a list for another participant.

Thomas Carey

Thomas Carey Flymo EasiGlide 330V 33cm Corded Hover Lawnmower - 1700W or McGregor Corded 34cm Rotary Lawnmower and 25cm Grass Trimmer?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Thomas Carey: McGregor Corded 34cm Rotary Lawnmower and 25cm Grass Trimmer

Chris Hare

Chris Hare I'm in the process of transferring your lists to the spreadsheet for general viewing; if I can get that done tomorrow then the results should follow fairly swiftly.

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Results are now up; the review is here: https://www.apterous.org/ticket_view.php?ticket=7119

Thanks for playing!

Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. III: So, Hare it is, Merry Chris-mas: Game Twelve

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Notes from the organizer: Game Twelve! Exit through the gift shop.

For your twelfth and final dose of festive frivolity, I'm giving you a Hypergoat Letters Attack. Your task is to write the best Chris-mas list; that is, make a list of things that I'd most like Father Chris-mas* to leave underneath the Chris-mas tree. You can choose how you do this. For example, you can declare RED in round one and SOCKS in round two, to make RED SOCKS as an item (and so on, with as many adjectives per noun as you like), or you can make a list of twenty nouns instead, or anywhere in between. Invalid declarations won't count towards your list.

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who declares a valid word of ten letters or more.

To help you with this task and inform your list-making, each player may, in the comments of this page, ask me no more than one question of the form "X or Y?"; I'll answer them with whichever of X or Y I would prefer to receive.

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ihS3JL1pa50yoy-U7fJ55vhry0rynVbOsW6Z_lWgNdM/edit?usp=sharing


*Father Chris-mas is not to be confused with the jolly, bearded, red-clad fellow who pops down the chimney and leaves gifts for children. Father Chris-mas is a cantankerous, moustachioed man in a cardigan who thinks that children should be seen and not heard (and preferably not seen either). Ho, ho, ho.

Ran from: 16 December 2024 – 1 January 2025. Format: Hypergoat Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 45. Completed: 45.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneAndy SC0 – 97
Apterous PruneDave Robjohns0 – 133
Apterous PruneMartin Thomas0 – 84
Apterous PruneElizabeth Beer0 – 116
Apterous PruneMatt OC0 – 144
Apterous PruneSarah Binns0 – 127
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoy0 – 102
Apterous PruneMatthew Tassier0 – 126
Apterous PruneIan Wray0 – 109
Apterous PruneFlorence C-L0 – 126
Apterous PruneSean D0 – 89
Apterous PruneJamie French0 – 139
Apterous PruneWesley Barton0 – 107
Apterous PruneElwin Carlos0 – 131
Apterous PruneTom Cappleman0 – 137
Apterous PruneFi Thorne0 – 87
Apterous PruneColin Thompson0 – 106
Apterous PruneFiona T0 – 106
Apterous PruneZohaib Rehan0 – 107
Apterous PruneBen Bazzard0 – 124
Apterous PruneThomas Carey0 – 126
Apterous PruneSteven Oldham0 – 114
Apterous PruneIan Volante0 – 132
Apterous PruneMatthew Brockwell0 – 146
Apterous PruneMartin Hurst0 – 109
Apterous PruneAnthony Endsor0 – 112
Apterous PruneMaria Chandler0 – 99
Apterous PruneJon Elmer0 – 131
Apterous PruneTrevor MacEoin0 – 140
Apterous PruneAdam Latchford0 – 123
Apterous PruneJack Worsley0 – 109
Apterous PruneBradley Horrocks0 – 113
Apterous PruneJason C.0 – 123
Apterous PruneJason Turner0 – 116
Apterous PruneMatty Artell0 – 132
Apterous PruneSteven Harding0 – 121
Apterous PruneDan Spinks0 – 99
Apterous PruneMike Lee0 – 121
Apterous PruneDave Kempshall0 – 12
Apterous PruneDan Southwell0 – 126
Apterous PruneTrevor Potts0 – 112
Apterous PruneDavid Holmes0 – 135
Apterous PruneRavi Choudhary0 – 123
Apterous PruneTal Lessner0 – 96
Apterous PruneRichard Decker0 – 118

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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