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Stu Harkness omg the onanistic pirates! <3

Chris Hare

Chris Hare All poems have now been added to the Poetry Corner tab of the spreadsheet, with judging to take place tomorrow. Please feel free to peruse and offer corrections if I've misconstrued your masterwork. (Poems have been entered in the order in which your games appear on this page.)

Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. IV: The Holly and The: Game Four

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Notes from the organizer: Game Four! I think I need a little lie down...

...because it's time for Poetry Corner, where musings on mortality are weighed against sadly self-pleasuring pirates or a visit to a fairly uninspiring zoo. What will take my fancy this year?

I'd like you to write me a poem using a Touchdown Jnr Letters Attack. Your poem must be composed of valid declarations, read in order from Round 1 to Round 20, and must use all the rounds in between. Poems will be judged entirely subjectively by me, so there won't be any ties. If you would like to give your poem a title, please do so in the comment section on your game's page.

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who achieves at least four maxes during the game.

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sEia7l7u7cJ6jBWZQWistIjD9j7KAwGvWK2OAcjpPno/edit?usp=sharing

Ran from: 15 December 2025 – 1 January 2026. Format: Touchdown Jnr Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 49. Completed: 45.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneSteven Harding0 – 116
Apterous PruneRavi Choudhary0 – 81
Apterous PruneSarah Binns0 – 110
Apterous PruneMike Lee0 – 61
Apterous PruneMatthew Brockwell0 – 56
Apterous PruneDavid Holmes0 – 74
Apterous PruneTrevor MacEoin0 – 95
Apterous PruneWesley Barton0 – 79
Apterous PruneElizabeth Beer0 – 62
Apterous PruneDave Kempshall0 – 77
Apterous PruneFi Thorne0 – 73
Apterous PruneAndres S.0 – 102
Apterous PruneIan Wray0 – 71
Apterous PruneAdam Latchford0 – 101
Apterous PruneTom Cappleman0 – 68
Apterous PruneColin Thompson0 – 99
Apterous PruneFiona T0 – 90
Apterous PruneMartin Hurst0 – 71
Apterous PruneRichard DeckerUnplayed
Apterous PruneDan Spinks0 – 76
Apterous PruneTal Lessner0 – 77
Apterous PruneBen Bazzard0 – 110
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoy0 – 100
Apterous PruneKeith C Williams0 – 58
Apterous PruneFlorence C-L0 – 98
Apterous PruneGav Grace0 – 70
Apterous PruneMatthew Tassier0 – 85
Apterous PruneHazel Drury0 – 76
Apterous PruneMark aThomasUnplayed
Apterous PruneElwin Carlos0 – 71
Apterous PruneJamie French0 – 123
Apterous PruneMatty ArtellUnplayed
Apterous PruneEoin JacksonUnplayed
Apterous PruneJason Turner0 – 75
Apterous PruneIan Volante0 – 121
Apterous PruneMaria Chandler0 – 75
Apterous PruneStu Harkness0 – 81
Apterous PruneJon Pinyan0 – 74
Apterous PruneSean D0 – 70
Apterous PruneThomas Carey0 – 86
Apterous PruneJon Stammers0 – 68
Apterous PruneZohaib Rehan0 – 70
Apterous PruneMartin Thomas0 – 111
Apterous PruneMarcus Hares0 – 75
Apterous PruneMark Jeary-Fairbairn0 – 99
Apterous PrunePerry Sarb0 – 60
Apterous PruneMark Baker0 – 80
Apterous PruneDan Southwell0 – 98
Apterous PruneAnthony Endsor0 – 86

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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