Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. IV: The Holly and The: Game Four

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Notes from the organizer: Game Four! I think I need a little lie down...

...because it's time for Poetry Corner, where musings on mortality are weighed against sadly self-pleasuring pirates or a visit to a fairly uninspiring zoo. What will take my fancy this year?

I'd like you to write me a poem using a Touchdown Jnr Letters Attack. Your poem must be composed of valid declarations, read in order from Round 1 to Round 20, and must use all the rounds in between. Poems will be judged entirely subjectively by me, so there won't be any ties. If you would like to give your poem a title, please do so in the comment section on your game's page.

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who achieves at least four maxes during the game.

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sEia7l7u7cJ6jBWZQWistIjD9j7KAwGvWK2OAcjpPno/edit?usp=sharing

Runs from: 15 December 2025 – 1 January 2026. Format: Touchdown Jnr Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 43. Completed: 0.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneSteven HardingUnplayed
Apterous PruneRavi ChoudharyUnplayed
Apterous PruneSarah BinnsUnplayed
Apterous PruneMike LeeUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatthew BrockwellUnplayed
Apterous PruneDavid HolmesUnplayed
Apterous PruneTrevor MacEoinUnplayed
Apterous PruneWesley BartonUnplayed
Apterous PruneElizabeth BeerUnplayed
Apterous PruneDave KempshallUnplayed
Apterous PruneFi ThorneUnplayed
Apterous PruneAndres S.Unplayed
Apterous PruneIan WrayUnplayed
Apterous PruneAdam LatchfordUnplayed
Apterous PruneTom CapplemanUnplayed
Apterous PruneColin ThompsonUnplayed
Apterous PruneFiona TUnplayed
Apterous PruneMartin HurstUnplayed
Apterous PruneRichard DeckerUnplayed
Apterous PruneDan SpinksUnplayed
Apterous PruneTal LessnerUnplayed
Apterous PruneBen BazzardUnplayed
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoyUnplayed
Apterous PruneKeith C WilliamsUnplayed
Apterous PruneFlorence C-LUnplayed
Apterous PruneGav GraceUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatthew TassierUnplayed
Apterous PruneHazel DruryUnplayed
Apterous PruneMark aThomasUnplayed
Apterous PruneElwin CarlosUnplayed
Apterous PruneJamie FrenchUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatty ArtellUnplayed
Apterous PruneEoin JacksonUnplayed
Apterous PruneJason TurnerUnplayed
Apterous PruneIan VolanteUnplayed
Apterous PruneMaria ChandlerUnplayed
Apterous PruneStu HarknessUnplayed
Apterous PruneJon PinyanUnplayed
Apterous PruneSean DUnplayed
Apterous PruneThomas CareyUnplayed
Apterous PruneJon StammersUnplayed
Apterous PruneZohaib RehanUnplayed
Apterous PruneMartin ThomasUnplayed

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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