Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 133 Jim M
2 129 Hazel Drury
3 120 Callum Todd
4 118 Bradley Horrocks
5 116 Joseph H
6 83 Fiona T
7 80 Brett Davids
8 26 George Armstrong.

Players currently in previous rounds:

29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Plum proving to be a pretty tricky opponent in this.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 146 Phil Collinge
4 133 Jim M
5 129 Hazel Drury
6 120 Callum Todd
7 118 Bradley Horrocks
8 116 Joseph H
9 94 Matty Artell
10 78 Jonny D
11 26 George Armstrong.

Players currently in previous rounds:

83 Fiona T
80 Brett Davids
75 Marcus Hares
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 147 Thomas Cappleman
2 133 Jim M
3 129 Hazel Drury
4 120 Callum Todd
5 118 Bradley Horrocks
6 116 Joseph H
7 94 Matty Artell
8 89 Tim Down
9 78 Jonny D
10 74 Martin Thomas
11 26 George Armstrong.

Players currently in previous rounds:

169 Chris Hare
146 Phil Collinge
83 Fiona T
80 Brett Davids
75 Marcus Hares
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
0 Tracey Mills

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 133 Jim M
4 130 John Beresford
5 129 Hazel Drury
6 120 Callum Todd
7 118 Bradley Horrocks
8 116 Joseph H
9 89 Tim Down
10 80 Brett Davids
11 78 Jonny D
12 74 Martin Thomas
13 73 James Hall
14 59 Anthony Endsor

Players currently in previous rounds:

146 Phil Collinge
106 Norm Ahmad
94 Matty Artell
83 Fiona T
75 Marcus Hares
41 Edward Ashcroft
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
26 George Armstrong.
0 Tracey Mills

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Chris retakes his place at the top of the qualifiers, as the last spot fills up.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 146 Phil Collinge
3 138 Stephen R
4 130 John Beresford
5 129 Hazel Drury
6 120 Callum Todd
7 118 Bradley Horrocks
8 116 Joseph H
9 94 Matty Artell
10 89 Tim Down
11 80 Brett Davids
12 78 Jonny D
13 74 Martin Thomas
14 59 Anthony Endsor
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WL1 41 Edward Ashcroft
WL2 30 Robin M

Players currently in previous rounds:

147 Thomas Cappleman
133 Jim M
106 Norm Ahmad
83 Fiona T
75 Marcus Hares
73 James Hall
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
26 George Armstrong.
0 Tracey Mills

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Stephen up into the current top 3

Oliver C

Oliver C Well I fear for my chances to make it into the next round.

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Unlimited is not my strong point, but thank you for organising Matthew

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 138 Stephen R
4 133 Jim M
5 129 Hazel Drury
6 118 Bradley Horrocks
7 116 Joseph H
8 106 Norm Ahmad
9 94 Matty Artell
10 93 Edward Ashcroft
11 89 Tim Down
12 80 Brett Davids
13 78 Jonny D
14 76 Ian Birdman
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WL1 74 Martin Thomas
WL2 73 James Hall
WL3 30 Robin M
WL4 27 Oliver C

Players currently in previous rounds:

146 Phil Collinge
130 John Beresford
120 Callum Todd
83 Fiona T
75 Marcus Hares
59 Anthony Endsor
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
26 George Armstrong.
0 Tracey Mills

Oliver C

Oliver C The 2nd game I did even worse

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Maybe tomorrow :)

Oliver C

Oliver C Maybe tomorrow what?

Jim M

Jim M you'll find your waaaaaayyyyy hoommmeee

James Hall

James Hall Well I scored exactly the same as last time, so at least I'm consistent. Plum is just too good!

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 138 Stephen R
4 137 Jamie French
5 133 Jim M
6 129 Hazel Drury
7 120 Callum Todd
8 118 Bradley Horrocks
9 116 Joseph H
10 106 Norm Ahmad
11 94 Matty Artell
12 93 Edward Ashcroft
13 89 Tim Down
14 80 Brett Davids
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WL1 78 Jonny D
WL2 76 Ian Birdman
WL3 75 Martin Thomas
WL4 73 James Hall
WL5 30 Robin M
WL6 26 George Armstrong.

Players currently in previous rounds:

146 Phil Collinge
130 John Beresford
83 Fiona T
75 Marcus Hares
59 Anthony Endsor
29 Karen Pearson
27 Oliver C
0 Tracey Mills

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Jamie strolls through, finding this round to his liking.

James Hall

James Hall Grah! Thought I was going to make it today then scored sod all in the last 7 rounds!

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 137 Jamie French
4 133 Jim M
5 129 Hazel Drury
6 120 Callum Todd
7 118 Bradley Horrocks
8 116 Joseph H
9 106 Norm Ahmad
10 94 Matty Artell
11 93 Edward Ashcroft
12 89 Tim Down 4 maxes
13 89 Martin Thomas 3 maxes
14 80 Brett Davids
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WL1 78 Jonny D
WL2 76 Ian Birdman
WL3 75 Marcus Hares
WL4 73 James Hall
WL5 63 George Armstrong.
WL6 59 Anthony Endsor
WL7 49 Thomas Carey

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Players currently in previous rounds:

146 Phil Collinge
138 Stephen R
130 John Beresford
83 Fiona T
30 Robin M
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
27 Oliver C
0 Tracey Mills

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Martin improves to get out of this round again, but we've now got three very high scores waiting to be resurrected.

James Hall

James Hall This is just infuriating!

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 138 Stephen R
4 137 Jamie French
5 133 Jim M
6 120 Callum Todd
7 118 Bradley Horrocks
8 117 Thomas Carey
9 116 Joseph H
10 106 Norm Ahmad
11 104 Marcus Hares
12 94 Matty Artell
13 93 Edward Ashcroft
14 89 Tim Down 4 maxes
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WL1 80 Brett Davids
WL2 78 Jonny D
WL3 76 Ian Birdman
WL4 73 James Hall
WL5 70 George Armstrong.
WL6 59 Anthony Endsor
WL7 49 Sean Fletcher

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Players currently in previous rounds:

146 Phil Collinge
130 John Beresford
129 Hazel Drury
89 Martin Thomas 3 maxes
83 Fiona T
30 Robin M
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
27 Oliver C
0 Tracey Mills

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Tom Carey and Marcus are off to try Round 5.

James Hall

James Hall I don't like this round any more.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 147 Thomas Cappleman
2 138 Stephen R
3 137 Jamie French
4 133 Jim M
5 129 Hazel Drury
6 120 Callum Todd
7 118 Bradley Horrocks
8 117 Thomas Carey
9 116 Joseph H
10 106 Norm Ahmad
11 104 Marcus Hares
12 95 Ian Birdman
13 94 Matty Artell
14 93 Edward Ashcroft
15 89 Tim Down 4 maxes
16 89 Martin Thomas 3 maxes
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WL1 80 Brett Davids
WL2 78 Jonny D
WL3 77 George Armstrong.
WL4 73 James Hall
WL5 59 Anthony Endsor
WL6 56 James Haughton
WL7 49 Sean Fletcher
WL8 47 Reg Thompson
WL9 30 Robin M
WL10 0 Tracey Mills

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Players currently in previous rounds:

169 Chris Hare
146 Phil Collinge
130 John Beresford
83 Fiona T
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
27 Oliver C

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Ian B improves to go through, and we now have the maximum 10 Weakest Links in this round.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 138 Stephen R
4 137 Jamie French
5 133 Jim M
6 130 John Beresford
7 129 Hazel Drury
8 120 Callum Todd
9 118 Bradley Horrocks
10 117 Thomas Carey
11 106 Norm Ahmad
12 104 Marcus Hares 9 maxes
13 104 Brett Davids 3 maxes
14 95 Ian Birdman
15 94 Matty Artell
16 90 Jonny D
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WL1 89 Tim Down 4 maxes
WL2 89 Reg Thompson 4 maxes
WL3 89 Martin Thomas 3 maxes
WL4 77 George Armstrong.
WL5 73 James Hall
WL6 59 Anthony Endsor
WL7 56 James Haughton
WL8 49 Sean Fletcher
WL9 30 Robin M
WL10 0 Tracey Mills

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Players currently in previous rounds:

146 Phil Collinge
116 Joseph H
93 Edward Ashcroft
83 Fiona T
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
27 Oliver C

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Brett and Jonny improve their scores to go through, Jonny pipping 3 players by just 1 point.

James Hall

James Hall Nooooooooo!

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 138 Stephen R
4 137 Jamie French
5 133 Jim M
6 130 John Beresford
7 118 Bradley Horrocks
8 117 Thomas Carey
9 116 Joseph H
10 106 Norm Ahmad
11 104 Marcus Hares 9 maxes
12 104 Brett Davids 3 maxes
13 95 Ian Birdman
14 94 Matty Artell
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WL1 90 Jonny D
WL2 89 Reg Thompson 4 maxes
WL3 89 Martin Thomas 3 maxes
WL4 73 James Hall
WL5 59 Anthony Endsor
WL6 57 James Haughton
WL7 49 Sean Fletcher
WL8 30 Robin M
WL9 0 Tracey Mills

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Players currently in previous rounds:

146 Phil Collinge
129 Hazel Drury
120 Callum Todd
105 George Armstrong.
97 Tim Down
93 Edward Ashcroft
83 Fiona T
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
27 Oliver C

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Decent new scores from George and Tim don't yet count due to changes in previous rounds. And with 3 new players joining this round for the first time, we are back down to 14 qualifiers from here, at least for today.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 146 Phil Collinge
4 139 Tom Chafer-Cook
5 138 Stephen R
6 133 Jim M
7 130 John Beresford
8 120 Callum Todd
9 118 Bradley Horrocks
10 117 Thomas Carey
11 116 Martin Thomas 9 maxes
12 116 Joseph H 7 maxes
13 106 Norm Ahmad
14 105 George Armstrong.
15 104 Marcus Hares 9 maxes
16 104 Brett Davids 3 maxes
17 97 Tim Down
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WL1 95 Ian Birdman
WL2 94 Matty Artell
WL3 90 Jonny D
WL4 85 James Haughton
WL5 78 James Hurrell
WL6 73 James Hall (*3)
WL7 59 Anthony Endsor
WL8 49 Sean Fletcher
WL9 30 Robin M
WL10 20 Tracey Mills

Players currently in previous rounds:

137 Jamie French
129 Hazel Drury
93 Edward Ashcroft
89 Reg Thompson 4 maxes
83 Fiona T
38 Keith C Williams
29 Karen Pearson
28 Linda McGrory
27 Oliver C

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Tom C-C and Martin storm through and James Hall remarkably hits his 3rd 73. The other James H's improve their scores but have more work to do.

James Hall

James Hall OK, this is going to be it, I can feel it!

James Hall

James Hall YES! Amazing how learning a few dozen words can make such a difference in this variant.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 146 Phil Collinge
4 139 Tom Chafer-Cook
5 133 Jim M
6 130 John Beresford
7 129 Hazel Drury
8 120 Callum Todd
9 118 Bradley Horrocks
10 117 Thomas Carey
11 116 Martin Thomas 9 maxes
12 116 Joseph H 7 maxes
13 110 James Hall
14 106 Norm Ahmad
15 105 George Armstrong.
16 104 Marcus Hares 9 maxes
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WL1 99 Jonny D
WL2 97 Tim Down
WL3 95 Ian Birdman
WL4 94 Matty Artell
WL5 85 James Haughton
WL6 59 Anthony Endsor
WL7 49 Sean Fletcher
WL8 38 Keith C Williams
WL9 30 Robin M
WL10 24 Tracey Mills

Players currently in previous rounds:

138 Stephen R
137 Jamie French
104 Brett Davids 3 maxes
93 Edward Ashcroft
89 Reg Thompson 4 maxes
83 Fiona T
29 Karen Pearson

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier A bit of prep. pays dividends for James, while Jonny's improvement to 99 falls just short for now.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 146 Phil Collinge
3 139 Tom Chafer-Cook
4 138 Stephen R
5 133 Jim M
6 130 John Beresford
7 129 Hazel Drury
8 120 Callum Todd
9 118 Bradley Horrocks
10 117 Thomas Carey 11 maxes
11 117 Ian Birdman 5 maxes
12 116 Martin Thomas 9 maxes
13 116 Joseph H 7 maxes
14 110 James Hall
15 107 Matty Artell
16 106 Norm Ahmad
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WL1 105 George Armstrong.
WL2 104 Marcus Hares
WL3 99 Jonny D
WL4 97 Tim Down
WL5 85 James Haughton
WL6 81 Keith C Williams
WL7 59 Anthony Endsor
WL8 49 Sean Fletcher
WL9 32 Tracey Mills
WL10 30 Robin M

Players currently in previous rounds:

147 Thomas Cappleman
137 Jamie French
89 Reg Thompson
29 Karen Pearson

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Ian and Matty improve their scores to move back up the tournament meaning that a century is no longer enough to guarantee qualification here.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Current Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 146 Phil Collinge
4 139 Tom Chafer-Cook
5 138 Stephen R
6 133 Jim M
7 130 John Beresford
8 129 Hazel Drury
9 128 Marcus Hares 9 maxes
10 120 Callum Todd
11 118 Bradley Horrocks
12 117 Thomas Carey 11 maxes
13 117 Ian Birdman 05 maxes
14 116 Martin Thomas 9 maxes
15 116 James Haughton 9 maxes
16 116 Joseph H 7 maxes
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WL1 110 James Hall
WL2 107 Matty Artell
WL3 106 Keith C Williams 7 maxes
WL4 106 Norm Ahmad 5 maxes
WL5 105 George Armstrong.
WL6 100 Tim Down
WL7 99 Jonny D
WL8 61 Anthony Endsor
WL9 49 Sean Fletcher
WL10 30 Robin M

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier A number of improvements today, with marcus and James Haughton doing enough to move on.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Final day games for Round 4 are now up. All games must be played by midnight GMT to count. Then we must lose 10 Weakest Links. Good luck!

James Hall

James Hall Rats. I thought my lucky 110 would be enough. At least I kept with tradition by scoring 73 again.

Thanks, Matthew, for organising a really fantastic tournament! :)

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Final Positions:

1 169 Chris Hare
2 147 Thomas Cappleman
3 146 Phil Collinge
4 139 Tom Chafer-Cook
5 138 Stephen R
6 133 Jim M
7 130 John Beresford
8 129 Hazel Drury
9 128 Marcus Hares 9 maxes
10 124 Keith C Williams
11 120 Callum Todd
12 118 Bradley Horrocks
13 117 Thomas Carey 11 maxes
14 117 Ian Birdman 5 maxes
15 116 Martin Thomas 9 maxes
16 116 James Haughton 9 maxes
17 116 Joseph H 7 maxes
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WL1 110 James Hall
WL2 107 Matty Artell
WL3 106 Norm Ahmad
WL4 105 George Armstrong.
WL5 100 Tim Down
WL6 99 Jonny D
WL7 61 Anthony Endsor
WL8 49 Sean Fletcher
WL9 30 Robin M
WL10 0 Alex H

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Well done to Keith, saving himself on the final day. Joseph just hangs on as Alex is added into the Weakest Links with his unplayed game. James's bizarre four 73s are an achievement to cherish.

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Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier So, James, Matty, Norm, George, Tim, Jonny, Anthony, Sean, Robin and Alex, you are the Weakest Links. Goodbye!

Tim Down

Tim Down Ah well. It's been the funnest tournament. Thank you so much for doing the ridiculous amount of organisation for this, Tass, it's much appreciated.

Keith C Williams

Keith C Williams Thanks to the people who gave me tips the other day… couldn't have gotten TUKUTUKU without you

Anthony Endsor

Anthony Endsor Thanks for organising this Matthew. It's been good fun :)

George Armstrong

George Armstrong Seconded, thirded, or however many times it's been said now but tysm Tass for organising this. It's been a blast, even if I didn't get round to finishing it

Tourney round: Weakest Link Mayhem : Superfluid: Round 4 - Unlimited LA

<< Round 3 - Touch Junior NA | Round 5 - Nasty 9 >>

Notes from the organizer: Round 4 is the first excursion from standard play, being an Unlimited Letters Attack against Apterous Plum.

The 14 top scoring players will qualify for the next round, only including players who are not currently a Weakest Link in a previous round. Ties will be decided on maxes achieved, then on who was first to play their game.

For a reminder of the more complicated aspects of this tournament's rules please refer back to round 1.

Infinite enjoyment to you all!

Ran from: 7 – 23 November 2019. Format: Unlimited Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Matthew Tassier.

Fixtures: 104. Completed: 104.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PlumBradley Horrocks119 – 118
Apterous PlumBrett Davids122 – 80
Apterous PlumJoseph H104 – 116
Apterous PlumJim M156 – 133
Apterous PlumHazel Drury117 – 129
Apterous PlumCallum Todd123 – 120
Apterous PlumMatty Artell104 – 94
Apterous PlumKaren Pearson155 – 29
Apterous PlumFiona T106 – 83
Apterous PlumGeorge Armstrong153 – 26
Apterous PlumLinda McGrory163 – 28
Apterous PlumJonny D104 – 78
Apterous PlumThomas Cappleman131 – 147
Apterous PlumPhil Collinge86 – 146
Apterous PlumMarcus Hares134 – 75
Apterous PlumChris Hare79 – 169
Apterous PlumMartin Thomas129 – 74
Apterous PlumTim Down108 – 89
Apterous PlumTracey Mills164 – 0
Apterous PlumJohn Beresford127 – 130
Apterous PlumJames Hall125 – 73
Apterous PlumAnthony Endsor139 – 59
Apterous PlumNorm Ahmad127 – 106
Apterous PlumEdward Ashcroft146 – 41
Apterous PlumStephen R96 – 138
Apterous PlumRobin M160 – 30
Apterous PlumEdward Ashcroft126 – 93
Apterous PlumIan Birdman95 – 76
Apterous PlumOliver C145 – 27
Apterous PlumMartin Thomas128 – 75
Apterous PlumJames Hall129 – 73
Apterous PlumOliver C164 – 11
Apterous PlumJamie French105 – 137
Apterous PlumJonny D137 – 62
Apterous PlumIan Birdman169 – 29
Apterous PlumMartin Thomas122 – 89
Apterous PlumJames Hall136 – 71
Apterous PlumGeorge Armstrong159 – 63
Apterous PlumThomas Carey146 – 49
Apterous PlumJonny D118 – 61
Apterous PlumIan Birdman153 – 55
Apterous PlumMarcus Hares130 – 104
Apterous PlumJames Hall120 – 70
Apterous PlumGeorge Armstrong132 – 70
Apterous PlumAnthony Endsor134 – 56
Apterous PlumThomas Carey108 – 117
Apterous PlumSean Fletcher121 – 49
Apterous PlumBrett Davids133 – 104
Apterous PlumJonny D160 – 47
Apterous PlumIan Birdman141 – 95
Apterous PlumJames Hall142 – 60
Apterous PlumGeorge Armstrong140 – 77
Apterous PlumAnthony Endsor135 – 48
Apterous PlumJames Haughton162 – 56
Apterous PlumReg Thompson137 – 47
Apterous PlumJonny D129 – 90
Apterous PlumGeorge Armstrong137 – 55
Apterous PlumJames Hall103 – 61
Apterous PlumAnthony Endsor147 – 44
Apterous PlumJames Haughton150 – 54
Apterous PlumReg Thompson122 – 89
Apterous PlumTracey Mills150 – 20
Apterous PlumTim Down116 – 97
Apterous PlumReg Thompson145 – 51
Apterous PlumMartin Thomas100 – 68
Apterous PlumGeorge Armstrong81 – 105
Apterous PlumJames Hall131 – 66
Apterous PlumAnthony Endsor160 – 24
Apterous PlumJames Haughton131 – 57
Apterous PlumJonny D123 – 89
Apterous PlumReg Thompson117 – 77
Apterous PlumMartin Thomas129 – 116
Apterous PlumJames Hall126 – 73
Apterous PlumJames Haughton144 – 85
Apterous PlumKeith C Williams158 – 38
Apterous PlumTom Chafer-Cook111 – 139
Apterous PlumJames Hurrell119 – 78
Apterous PlumIan Birdman130 – 75
Apterous PlumMatty Artell129 – 88
Apterous PlumJonny D117 – 99
Apterous PlumJames Haughton113 – 76
Apterous PlumJames Hall94 – 110
Apterous PlumAnthony Endsor159 – 25
Apterous PlumTracey Mills132 – 24
Apterous PlumJonny D110 – 93
Apterous PlumTim Down138 – 100
Apterous PlumIan Birdman83 – 117
Apterous PlumMatty Artell108 – 107
Apterous PlumJames Haughton148 – 56
Apterous PlumKeith C Williams127 – 81
Apterous PlumTracey Mills127 – 32
Apterous PlumGeorge Armstrong121 – 90
Apterous PlumMarcus Hares117 – 128
Apterous PlumJonny D130 – 69
Apterous PlumJames Haughton140 – 116
Apterous PlumKeith C Williams105 – 106
Apterous PlumAnthony Endsor112 – 61
Apterous PlumTracey Mills161 – 15
Apterous PlumJames Hall98 – 73
Apterous PlumKeith C Williams117 – 124
Apterous PlumTim Down137 – 90
Apterous PlumJonny D117 – 73
Apterous PlumJames Haughton123 – 85
Apterous PlumJoseph H109 – 115

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. Light green/red: provisional. White: unplayed.

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