 | Charlie Reams Ooh, two new ascensions since I last looked. Well done guys. |
 | Adam Gillard 8290 is massively impressive, Chris! |
 | Jack Hurst Are we going to get a leader bod for people who solved the whole lot (with repeat attempts) having the least incorreect guesses? |
 | Gevin Chapwell What happens when you have less than 20 left to solve? Does it break? |
| Show all comments | |
 | Matt Hamer Gev: when you have less than 20 conundrums to go overall (or if your second or subsequent ascents are to a height not divisible by 20 m), you finish with a Custom game made up of between 1 and 19 conundrums. |
 | Dave Linton Make way. |
 | Jack Slane The more i've played this the more astonishing Jack W's achievements are. we are not worthy. |
| Jack Slane The more I play this the more astonished I am by Jack W's scoring. We are not worthy. |
| Jack Slane At the risk of repeating myself....... |
See also: list of all Statland pages.
Statland: Completed Ascensions
Nearby: Completed Ascension cycles, Ascension: Most correct answers.
This table shows all completed Ascensions, sorted by total play time (counting incorrect answers as 30 seconds). Only the first Ascension in a cycle is eligible. Since the number of conundrums has changed over time, all times are scaled to the current number of conundrums (11,774).
Fastest Ascensions
| # | Ascender | Scaled time (days:hours:mins) | Actual time (days:hours:mins) | Conundrums |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Zohaib Rehan | 0:07:01 | 0:06:38 | 11,120 |
| 2nd | Ahmed M | 0:08:12 | 0:09:17 | 13,331 |
| 3rd | Jack Worsley | 0:09:19 | 0:08:01 | 10,124 |
| 4th | Zohaib Rehan | 0:09:51 | 0:11:12 | 13,388 |
| 5th | Jack Worsley | 0:12:11 | 0:10:23 | 10,039 |
| 6th | Chris Hare | 0:12:54 | 0:12:51 | 11,723 |
| 7th | Chris Hare | 0:13:05 | 0:10:59 | 9,891 |
| 8th | Ahmed M | 0:13:35 | 0:11:33 | 10,014 |
| 9th | Chris Hare | 0:13:37 | 0:11:29 | 9,933 |
| 10th | Chris Hare | 0:15:07 | 0:12:45 | 9,934 |
| 11th | Chris Hare | 0:15:12 | 0:17:16 | 13,372 |
| 12th | Adam Gillard | 0:15:17 | 0:13:00 | 10,023 |
| 13th | Chris Hare | 0:16:19 | 0:18:33 | 13,388 |
| 14th | Johnny Canuck | 0:16:45 | 0:16:13 | 11,400 |
| 15th | Johnny Canuck | 0:16:52 | 0:14:12 | 9,909 |
| 16th | Dylan Taylor | 0:17:09 | 0:14:38 | 10,039 |
| 17th | Jack Slane | 0:17:25 | 0:14:42 | 9,933 |
| 18th | Tom Cappleman | 0:17:38 | 0:17:33 | 11,723 |
| 19th | Johnny Canuck | 0:18:08 | 0:15:18 | 9,934 |
| 20th | Chris Davies | 0:18:20 | 0:14:07 | 9,060 |
| 21st | Dylan Taylor | 0:18:27 | 0:17:46 | 11,340 |
| 22nd | Chris Hare | 0:18:28 | 0:20:54 | 13,331 |
| 23rd | Jack Slane | 0:18:58 | 0:16:00 | 9,933 |
| 24th | Stephen R | 0:19:21 | 0:16:19 | 9,934 |
| 25th | Jack Slane | 0:20:39 | 0:17:26 | 9,934 |
| 26th | Chris Hare | 0:21:11 | 1:00:00 | 13,338 |
| 27th | Johnny Canuck | 0:21:33 | 1:00:30 | 13,388 |
| 28th | John Beresford | 0:21:38 | 0:18:15 | 9,934 |
| 29th | Jack Slane | 0:21:40 | 0:18:16 | 9,934 |
| 30th | Dan McColm | 0:21:42 | 0:18:27 | 10,014 |
| 31st | Jack Slane | 0:22:07 | 0:18:38 | 9,916 |
| 32nd | Stephen R | 0:22:08 | 0:18:42 | 9,943 |
| 33rd | Simpatico Jones | 0:22:16 | 0:18:48 | 9,943 |
| 34th | Giles H | 0:23:18 | 0:19:49 | 10,014 |
| 35th | Luke Johnson-Davies | 0:23:48 | 1:03:04 | 13,388 |
| 36th | Jack Slane | 0:23:56 | 0:20:15 | 9,964 |
| 37th | Kirk Bevins | 1:00:00 | 0:18:28 | 9,060 |
| 38th | John Beresford | 1:00:23 | 0:20:35 | 9,935 |
| 39th | Jack Slane | 1:00:38 | 0:20:47 | 9,934 |
| 40th | Johnny Canuck | 1:00:57 | 1:04:16 | 13,338 |
| 41st | Adam Gillard | 1:00:58 | 0:19:15 | 9,079 |
| 42nd | Mark D | 1:01:18 | 0:21:31 | 10,016 |
| 43rd | Jack Slane | 1:01:40 | 0:21:39 | 9,934 |
| 44th | David Barnard | 1:02:12 | 0:22:17 | 10,014 |
| 45th | John Beresford | 1:02:14 | 0:22:09 | 9,943 |
| 46th | Stephen R | 1:02:28 | 1:05:46 | 13,240 |
| 47th | Stephen R | 1:03:09 | 0:22:55 | 9,942 |
| 48th | Jack Slane | 1:03:10 | 0:22:59 | 9,964 |
| 49th | Jack Slane | 1:03:44 | 0:23:28 | 9,964 |
| 50th | Tim Down | 1:04:20 | 0:23:49 | 9,898 |
| 51st | Ben Wilson | 1:05:06 | 0:22:31 | 9,107 |
| 52nd | Mark Murray | 1:05:11 | 1:00:34 | 9,909 |
| 53rd | Tom Cappleman | 1:05:44 | 1:01:44 | 10,190 |
| 54th | Mark Murray | 1:06:01 | 1:01:19 | 9,934 |
| 55th | Jack Hurst | 1:06:54 | 0:23:45 | 9,052 |
| 56th | Tim Down | 1:07:07 | 1:02:11 | 9,909 |
| 57th | Ahmed M | 1:07:27 | 1:00:11 | 9,057 |
| 58th | Tim Down | 1:07:46 | 1:07:31 | 11,680 |
| 59th | John Beresford | 1:08:24 | 1:03:25 | 9,964 |
| 60th | Matt OC | 1:08:41 | 1:03:34 | 9,933 |
| 61st | Matt OC | 1:08:42 | 1:13:02 | 13,332 |
| 62nd | Mark Murray | 1:09:52 | 1:14:30 | 13,388 |
| 63rd | Chas Maxwell | 1:09:57 | 1:14:17 | 13,280 |
| 64th | Tim Down | 1:10:01 | 1:04:42 | 9,933 |
| 65th | Jack Slane | 1:10:04 | 1:04:49 | 9,964 |
| 66th | Dylan Taylor | 1:10:31 | 1:05:22 | 10,016 |
| 67th | Stephen R | 1:10:36 | 1:05:40 | 10,093 |
| 68th | Zarte Siempre | 1:10:37 | 1:05:17 | 9,960 |
| 69th | Mark Murray | 1:11:10 | 1:05:40 | 9,935 |
| 70th | Mark Murray | 1:11:45 | 1:16:08 | 13,216 |
| 71st | Chas Maxwell | 1:11:46 | 1:16:09 | 13,216 |
| 72nd | Johnny Canuck | 1:12:02 | 1:06:39 | 10,017 |
| 73rd | Callum Todd | 1:12:10 | 1:06:45 | 10,014 |
| 74th | Jack Slane | 1:12:32 | 1:06:49 | 9,934 |
| 75th | Matt OC | 1:12:39 | 1:17:08 | 13,215 |
| 76th | Rob Foster | 1:13:15 | 1:04:40 | 9,061 |
| 77th | Chas Maxwell | 1:13:34 | 1:18:09 | 13,215 |
| 78th | Matt OC | 1:13:48 | 1:07:55 | 9,943 |
| 79th | Sam Prouse | 1:13:48 | 1:07:49 | 9,909 |
| 80th | Ray Wilding | 1:14:09 | 1:19:17 | 13,355 |
| 81st | Jonathan Wynn | 1:14:20 | 1:08:26 | 9,964 |
| 82nd | Stu Harkness | 1:14:47 | 1:12:22 | 11,040 |
| 83rd | Tim Down | 1:15:29 | 1:20:51 | 13,372 |
| 84th | Elwin Carlos | 1:15:40 | 1:15:33 | 11,740 |
| 85th | Dan McColm | 1:16:11 | 1:06:55 | 9,061 |
| 86th | Quinn James | 1:16:14 | 1:10:15 | 10,023 |
| 87th | Tim Down | 1:16:23 | 1:10:04 | 9,934 |
| 88th | Ryan Taylor | 1:16:27 | 1:07:13 | 9,086 |
| 89th | Chas Maxwell | 1:16:30 | 1:21:27 | 13,215 |
| 90th | Tom Cappleman | 1:16:31 | 1:07:11 | 9,061 |
| 91st | Jack Slane | 1:16:45 | 1:10:56 | 10,093 |
| 92nd | Ed Byrne | 1:16:54 | 1:10:37 | 9,964 |
| 93rd | Marcus Hares | 1:17:17 | 1:07:46 | 9,061 |
| 94th | Luke Johnson-Davies | 1:17:33 | 1:11:04 | 9,935 |
| 95th | Chas Maxwell | 1:18:52 | 2:00:12 | 13,240 |
| 96th | Zohaib Rehan | 1:19:13 | 2:00:56 | 13,332 |
| 97th | Chas Maxwell | 1:19:21 | 1:12:41 | 9,964 |
| 98th | Robert Miller | 1:19:33 | 1:12:45 | 9,935 |
| 99th | Chas Maxwell | 1:19:45 | 1:12:45 | 9,891 |
| 100th | Mark Tournoff | 1:19:50 | 1:09:42 | 9,051 |
| 101st | Nick Deller | 1:20:05 | 1:10:01 | 9,086 |
| 102nd | Florence C-L | 1:20:51 | 1:20:20 | 11,640 |
| 103rd | Sean D | 1:20:54 | 1:18:06 | 11,040 |
| 104th | Sam Prouse | 1:21:02 | 1:14:00 | 9,933 |
| 105th | Matt Hamer | 1:21:22 | 1:10:54 | 9,060 |
| 106th | Chris Hare | 1:21:41 | 1:11:15 | 9,086 |
| 107th | Herbert Plank | 1:21:58 | 1:14:49 | 9,943 |
| 108th | Mark D | 1:22:02 | 1:11:29 | 9,079 |
| 109th | Jack Worsley | 1:22:23 | 1:15:29 | 10,023 |
| 110th | Chas Maxwell | 1:22:24 | 1:22:12 | 11,723 |
| 111th | Chas Maxwell | 1:22:24 | 1:14:59 | 9,891 |
| 112th | Matthew Brockwell | 1:22:41 | 1:15:43 | 10,016 |
| 113th | Andy Platt | 1:22:47 | 1:11:57 | 9,051 |
| 114th | Thomas Carey | 1:23:12 | 1:16:28 | 10,093 |
| 115th | Jack Slane | 1:23:37 | 1:16:31 | 10,016 |
| 116th | Martin Thomas | 1:23:44 | 2:06:13 | 13,372 |
| 117th | Adam Latchford | 2:00:07 | 2:06:39 | 13,372 |
| 118th | Dan Johnson | 2:00:15 | 1:16:44 | 9,942 |
| 119th | Chas Maxwell | 2:00:31 | 1:17:05 | 9,971 |
| 120th | Chas Maxwell | 2:00:41 | 2:06:44 | 13,240 |
| 121st | Stu Harkness | 2:01:08 | 2:07:37 | 13,331 |
| 122nd | Mark Murray | 2:01:50 | 1:18:11 | 9,964 |
| 123rd | Chas Maxwell | 2:01:55 | 2:08:07 | 13,239 |
| 124th | Bradley Horrocks | 2:02:43 | 1:18:47 | 9,934 |
| 125th | Miriam Nussbaum | 2:03:48 | 1:15:51 | 9,060 |
| 126th | Alex Fish | 2:04:14 | 1:20:05 | 9,935 |
| 127th | Stuart Arnot | 2:05:06 | 1:17:06 | 9,113 |
| 128th | Ray Wilding | 2:05:07 | 1:20:51 | 9,943 |
| 129th | Chas Maxwell | 2:05:15 | 1:22:26 | 10,266 |
| 130th | Tom Rowell | 2:05:31 | 1:17:11 | 9,060 |
| 131st | Martin Thomas | 2:05:46 | 2:12:52 | 13,331 |
| 132nd | David Barnard | 2:05:54 | 1:21:53 | 10,023 |
| 133rd | Viraj Seelam | 2:06:07 | 2:13:32 | 13,388 |
| 134th | Jen Steadman | 2:06:13 | 1:17:43 | 9,061 |
| 135th | Dan Byrom | 2:06:22 | 2:10:28 | 12,660 |
| 136th | Gulshan R | 2:06:37 | 2:13:50 | 13,331 |
| 137th | Sean D | 2:07:52 | 1:23:10 | 9,943 |
| 138th | Amie Bateen | 2:08:30 | 2:00:03 | 10,014 |
| 139th | Paul James | 2:08:51 | 2:01:33 | 10,260 |
| 140th | Jonathan Rawlinson | 2:09:16 | 1:20:07 | 9,069 |
| 141st | Lauren Hamer | 2:09:18 | 1:20:08 | 9,069 |
| 142nd | Cillian McM | 2:09:32 | 2:17:25 | 13,388 |
| 143rd | Graeme Cole | 2:09:55 | 1:20:41 | 9,084 |
| 144th | Chas Maxwell | 2:10:04 | 2:02:06 | 10,160 |
| 145th | Tracey Mills | 2:10:31 | 1:21:05 | 9,072 |
| 146th | Meredie Cohen | 2:10:39 | 2:10:11 | 11,680 |
| 147th | Barry Bridger | 2:11:10 | 2:01:58 | 9,942 |
| 148th | Stephen R | 2:11:18 | 1:21:38 | 9,061 |
| 149th | Jon Stitcher | 2:11:25 | 2:02:57 | 10,096 |
| 150th | Vincent Barcet | 2:11:40 | 2:02:08 | 9,891 |
| 151st | Sean Fletcher | 2:11:48 | 2:02:27 | 9,934 |
| 152nd | Elwin Carlos | 2:12:05 | 2:20:15 | 13,372 |
| 153rd | Jonny D | 2:12:22 | 2:02:56 | 9,934 |
| 154th | Callum P | 2:12:33 | 2:03:14 | 9,964 |
| 155th | Keith B | 2:13:07 | 1:22:59 | 9,052 |
| 156th | Sam Cappleman-Lynes | 2:13:45 | 2:04:31 | 10,014 |
| 157th | Jon Elmer | 2:13:47 | 2:04:07 | 9,933 |
| 158th | Matt Conway | 2:13:49 | 2:04:35 | 10,014 |
| 159th | Jim B | 2:14:02 | 1:23:51 | 9,083 |
| 160th | Andrew Swale | 2:14:16 | 2:05:00 | 10,023 |
| 161st | Phil Collinge | 2:14:54 | 2:05:29 | 10,014 |
| 162nd | Nikki Roberts | 2:15:48 | 2:06:17 | 10,019 |
| 163rd | Jack Slane | 2:16:03 | 2:06:29 | 10,016 |
| 164th | Matt OC | 2:16:04 | 2:01:22 | 9,072 |
| 165th | Ben Bazzard | 2:16:32 | 2:13:36 | 11,240 |
| 166th | Sam Prouse | 2:16:46 | 2:06:39 | 9,934 |
| 167th | John Vivian | 2:17:55 | 2:08:30 | 10,093 |
| 168th | James Hall | 2:19:07 | 2:08:29 | 9,909 |
| 169th | Fiona T | 2:19:24 | 3:04:19 | 13,331 |
| 170th | Tim Down | 2:20:14 | 2:09:34 | 9,934 |
| 171st | Alan Young | 2:21:11 | 2:11:20 | 10,096 |
| 172nd | Judith Young | 2:21:23 | 2:05:21 | 9,052 |
| 173rd | Dave Robjohns | 2:21:26 | 3:06:39 | 13,338 |
| 174th | James Judge | 2:21:26 | 2:21:08 | 11,723 |
| 175th | Rahul Suresh | 2:22:16 | 2:12:14 | 10,093 |
| 176th | Giles H | 2:22:44 | 2:06:26 | 9,060 |
| 177th | Colin Thompson | 2:23:00 | 2:19:40 | 11,220 |
| 178th | Ross K | 2:23:01 | 3:08:40 | 13,372 |
| 179th | Christopher Miller | 3:01:25 | 2:15:21 | 10,160 |
| 180th | Oliver Walker | 3:02:19 | 3:12:30 | 13,388 |
| 181st | Sam Manojlovic | 3:02:25 | 3:12:37 | 13,388 |
| 182nd | Joyce Phillips | 3:03:42 | 2:16:24 | 10,016 |
| 183rd | Jason Turner | 3:03:48 | 2:16:00 | 9,943 |
| 184th | Chas Maxwell | 3:04:05 | 2:10:38 | 9,073 |
| 185th | James Judge | 3:06:28 | 3:17:07 | 13,372 |
| 186th | Dave Noble | 3:07:27 | 2:20:07 | 10,096 |
| 187th | Steve H | 3:12:35 | 3:23:07 | 13,240 |
| 188th | Anan Nathan | 3:19:05 | 3:14:48 | 11,220 |
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