This table shows the Duel results as they were processed at the time. Deleted and discounted games are not shown, so the ordinal numbering may not be consecutive.
Entries: 88.
Maximum score: 160.
Team score: 159. (Total of best score in each round.)
| Rank | Player | Game score |
Duel Points | Round-by-round breakdown... | |||||||||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | ||||
| Max rate | 42% | 45% | 28% | 23% | 1% | 55% | 68% | 45% | 70% | 63% | 48% | 15% | 48% | 25% | 77% | 34% | 98% | 30% | 16% | 14% | 97% | 0% | |||
| 1st | Chris Hare | 157 | +88 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 6 |
| 2nd | Elliott Mellor | 154 | +87 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 6 |
| 2nd | N G | 154 | +87 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 2nd | Thomas Carey | 154 | +87 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
| 2nd | Toby McDonald | 154 | +87 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 6th | Ed Byrne | 153 | +83 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 6th | Ronan M Higginson | 153 | +83 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 8th | George Armstrong | 152 | +81 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
| 8th | John Beresford | 152 | +81 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 10th | Marcus Hares | 151 | +79 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| 10th | Patrick Thompson | 151 | +79 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 10th | Stephen R | 151 | +79 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 13th | Matt OC | 150 | +76 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 6 |
| 13th | Ray Wilding | 150 | +76 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 13th | Tom Cappleman | 150 | +76 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| 16th | Matthew Brockwell | 149 | +73 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 17th | James Hurrell | 148 | +72 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| 18th | Jonny D | 147 | +71 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
| 18th | Mark Murray | 147 | +71 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 18th | Matt Hamer | 147 | +71 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 18th | Stu Harkness | 147 | +71 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 22nd | Anthony Endsor | 146 | +67 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| 22nd | Ross Allatt | 146 | +67 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 24th | Amie Bateen | 145 | +65 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 24th | Cammy L | 145 | +65 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 6 |
| 24th | Martin Thomas | 145 | +65 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
| 24th | Matthew Tassier | 145 | +65 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 24th | Samir Pilica | 145 | +65 | 4 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 29th | Adam Latchford | 144 | +60 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| 29th | Paul Anderson | 144 | +60 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 29th | Robin M | 144 | +60 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 6 |
| 32nd | Jim Goloboy | 143 | +57 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 32nd | Tracey Mills | 143 | +57 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| 34th | Fiona T | 142 | +55 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| 35th | Ben H | 141 | +54 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 35th | Eoin Jackson | 141 | +54 | 5 | 7 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 5 |
| 35th | Miriam Nussbaum | 141 | +54 | 5 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 38th | J Bartram | 140 | +51 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| 38th | Luke S | 140 | +51 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 38th | Martin Hurst | 140 | +51 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| 38th | Oliver Walker | 140 | +51 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 38th | Phil Hannan | 140 | +51 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 43rd | Amar Chotai | 139 | +46 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| 43rd | Judith Young | 139 | +46 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| 45th | Lauren Hamer | 138 | +44 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| 46th | Brendan Whitehurst | 137 | +43 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| 46th | Suzy Turner | 137 | +43 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 48th | Samuel Allan | 136 | +41 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| 48th | Steven Tew | 136 | +41 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 50th | Darren Godfrey | 135 | +39 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
| 50th | Iain Sime | 135 | +39 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| 52nd | Alan O'Sullivan | 134 | +37 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| 52nd | Jason Turner | 134 | +37 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| 52nd | Liam O | 134 | +37 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| 52nd | Philip Aston | 134 | +37 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 4 |
| 56th | Anglo Italian | 132 | +33 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 56th | Dave Ryan | 132 | +33 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 56th | Jonathan Dyke | 132 | +33 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 56th | Mich R | 132 | +33 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 56th | Mike Lee | 132 | +33 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 56th | Steven Grady | 132 | +33 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 4 |
| 62nd | Jojo Apollo | 131 | +27 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
| 63rd | Elwin Carlos | 130 | +26 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| 64th | Stephen Holford | 128 | +25 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 4 |
| 65th | Jim B | 127 | +24 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 4 |
| 66th | Paul Mcgivern | 126 | +23 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| 67th | Tricia Lockhart | 125 | +22 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 68th | Damian McEvoy | 124 | +21 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| 68th | Wesley Barton | 124 | +21 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 70th | Adam Finlay | 123 | +19 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 70th | Elizabeth Beer | 123 | +19 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 |
| 70th | Tony Atkins | 123 | +19 | 4 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 73rd | Ian Volante | 122 | +16 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 74th | Paul Thomas | 121 | +15 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
| 75th | Derek Matthews | 120 | +14 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| 75th | Maria Chandler | 120 | +14 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| 77th | Fi Thorne | 119 | +12 | 4 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| 78th | Cyril Topher | 118 | +11 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 9 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 6 |
| 78th | Jason Dias | 118 | +11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| 78th | John George | 118 | +11 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 78th | Piaras Last-Name | 118 | +11 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 6 |
| 82nd | Ollie Heath | 117 | +7 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 5 |
| 83rd | Andy SC | 116 | +6 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 83rd | Joseph Melvin | 116 | +6 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| 85th | Dan Spinks | 114 | +4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 4 |
| 86th | Patrick Welsh | 113 | +3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 87th | Tasneem Rana | 110 | +2 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 4 |
| 88th | Dave Kempshall | 100 | +1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
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