Chris Hare

Chris Hare Suggested format:

R1: 17
R2: 6
R3: 12

and so on.

If you have any additional comments on your words (such as eloquent and convincing arguments for why you shouldn't turn a TANGELO upside-down), it's probably best to put them afterwards rather than breaking into the list.

Matthew Brockwell

Matthew Brockwell Can we satisfy multiple criteria with one word?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare I don't see why not.

Wesley Barton

Wesley Barton For round 20, does it have to be from a game you have played prior to Game 8, or can it work retroactively?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare At the end of the competition, I'm going to take your submission for category 20 and check through all your other games for a match. It's entirely up to you which order you choose to play the games. (So it's entirely legitimate to play this one first but leave writing the comment telling me what ticks what until after you've played everything else to give yourself more wiggle room.)

Ben Bazzard

Ben Bazzard Absolutely crazy! I love it :D

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers Wow so much to think about here!! What about plurals and slight variations? Would AGOUTIS be ok for "A mammal" or strictly only "agouti"?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare If I asked you to find me a mammal and you brought me a bucket of agoutis, I'd be compelled to say that you'd met the brief, so I'll allow plurals.

Adam Latchford

Adam Latchford If you rule out coral for not being a mammal I'm sending her out to come and get you

Fiona T

Fiona T honorary reptile shirley?

Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers If I played "red" twice and put it for "colour" and also for "something red" would that be ok? I notice following Matthew's question he's attempting to use words for more than one category so maybe I wouldn't need to play RED the second time???

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Yes, using one round to tick off more than one category is allowed, so if you declare RED once you can enter it both as "a colour" and "something red".

The question that leaves is: is red red? Answers on a postcard.

Fiona T

Fiona T Now I'm wondering what the best word would be to tick off as many as possible

Dave Kempshall

Dave Kempshall I destroyed my game chasing CARDINAL.

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Jon Stammers

Jon Stammers TURKEY would be nice (bird/foodstuff/something cold/something festive)

Fiona T

Fiona T Something you can put on your head... https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/cA5YP5EtwJoM8FWwJetQJW.jpg (not sure about safely!)

Fi Thorne

Fi Thorne That was so fun! :-)

Jon Pinyan

Jon Pinyan Fiona, I feel like TIT covers a lot of ground: 2, 4, 7, 11 (perhaps), and 20 (if you played it in the palindrome game)

Martin Hurst

Martin Hurst And 15 surely

Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. IV: The Holly and The: Game Eight

<< Game Seven | Game Nine >>

Notes from the organizer: Game Eight! Nurse, the screens.

We're heading into uncharted territory, as I send you all off on the first ever Chris-mas Scavenger Hunt. You have a Touchdown Letter Attack to play, in which I'd like you to find (that is, declare and score points with) the following things (in no particular order):

1. A colour
2. A bird
3. A mammal
4. A body part
5. A foodstuff
6. An abstract concept
7. A rude word
8. Something red
9. Something cold
10. Something festive
11. Something pointy
12. Something heavier than you
13. Something with wheels
14. Something you shouldn't turn upside-down
15. Something you can safely put on your head (but isn't a hat)
16. A word with a Q in it
17. A word with a J in it
18. A word that doesn't have any letters in common with LEOTARD
19. A word that rhymes with, but isn't, HARE
20. A word that you declare (validly) in another Game in this tourney.

Each item successfully ticked off will score you a point, and the player with the most points will win. In the event of a tie, the player with the highest game score will win; if there's still a tie after that, I'll break it on artistic merit.

For ease of scoring, I'm going to ask you to write a comment on your game's page explaining which round ticks which box. (I'll put a comment on this page with a suggested format.)

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who scores at least three maxes during their game.

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sEia7l7u7cJ6jBWZQWistIjD9j7KAwGvWK2OAcjpPno/edit?usp=sharing

Ran from: 15 December 2025 – 1 January 2026. Format: Touchdown Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 49. Completed: 43.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneSteven Harding0 – 122
Apterous PruneRavi Choudhary0 – 120
Apterous PruneSarah Binns0 – 116
Apterous PruneMike Lee0 – 93
Apterous PruneMatthew Brockwell0 – 101
Apterous PruneDavid Holmes0 – 98
Apterous PruneWesley Barton0 – 98
Apterous PruneElizabeth Beer0 – 82
Apterous PruneDave Kempshall0 – 100
Apterous PruneAndres S.0 – 90
Apterous PruneIan Wray0 – 90
Apterous PruneAdam Latchford0 – 95
Apterous PruneTom Cappleman0 – 90
Apterous PruneColin Thompson0 – 87
Apterous PruneFiona T0 – 91
Apterous PruneMartin Hurst0 – 110
Apterous PruneRichard DeckerUnplayed
Apterous PruneDan Spinks0 – 84
Apterous PruneTal Lessner0 – 68
Apterous PruneBen Bazzard0 – 94
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoy0 – 116
Apterous PruneKeith C Williams0 – 77
Apterous PruneFlorence C-L0 – 122
Apterous PruneGav Grace0 – 95
Apterous PruneMatthew Tassier0 – 105
Apterous PruneHazel DruryUnplayed
Apterous PruneMark aThomas0 – 77
Apterous PruneElwin Carlos0 – 99
Apterous PruneJamie French0 – 90
Apterous PruneMatty ArtellUnplayed
Apterous PruneEoin JacksonUnplayed
Apterous PruneJason Turner0 – 88
Apterous PruneIan Volante0 – 120
Apterous PruneMaria Chandler0 – 90
Apterous PruneStu Harkness0 – 100
Apterous PruneJon Pinyan0 – 89
Apterous PruneSean D0 – 113
Apterous PruneThomas Carey0 – 106
Apterous PruneJon Stammers0 – 93
Apterous PruneZohaib RehanUnplayed
Apterous PruneMartin Thomas0 – 98
Apterous PruneMarcus Hares0 – 90
Apterous PruneMark Jeary-FairbairnUnplayed
Apterous PruneFi Thorne0 – 79
Apterous PruneTrevor MacEoin0 – 88
Apterous PrunePerry Sarb0 – 67
Apterous PruneMark Baker0 – 87
Apterous PruneDan Southwell0 – 98
Apterous PruneAnthony Endsor0 – 83

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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