Chris Hare

Chris Hare Suggested format:

R1: 17
R2: 6
R3: 12

and so on.

If you have any additional comments on your words (such as eloquent and convincing arguments for why you shouldn't turn a TANGELO upside-down), it's probably best to put them afterwards rather than breaking into the list.

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Matthew Brockwell

Matthew Brockwell Can we satisfy multiple criteria with one word?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare I don't see why not.

Wesley Barton

Wesley Barton For round 20, does it have to be from a game you have played prior to Game 8, or can it work retroactively?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare At the end of the competition, I'm going to take your submission for category 20 and check through all your other games for a match. It's entirely up to you which order you choose to play the games. (So it's entirely legitimate to play this one first but leave writing the comment telling me what ticks what until after you've played everything else to give yourself more wiggle room.)

Ben Bazzard

Ben Bazzard Absolutely crazy! I love it :D

Tourney round: The Twelve Games of Chris-mas: Vol. IV: The Holly and The: Game Eight

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Notes from the organizer: Game Eight! Nurse, the screens.

We're heading into uncharted territory, as I send you all off on the first ever Chris-mas Scavenger Hunt. You have a Touchdown Letter Attack to play, in which I'd like you to find (that is, declare and score points with) the following things (in no particular order):

1. A colour
2. A bird
3. A mammal
4. A body part
5. A foodstuff
6. An abstract concept
7. A rude word
8. Something red
9. Something cold
10. Something festive
11. Something pointy
12. Something heavier than you
13. Something with wheels
14. Something you shouldn't turn upside-down
15. Something you can safely put on your head (but isn't a hat)
16. A word with a Q in it
17. A word with a J in it
18. A word that doesn't have any letters in common with LEOTARD
19. A word that rhymes with, but isn't, HARE
20. A word that you declare (validly) in another Game in this tourney.

Each item successfully ticked off will score you a point, and the player with the most points will win. In the event of a tie, the player with the highest game score will win; if there's still a tie after that, I'll break it on artistic merit.

For ease of scoring, I'm going to ask you to write a comment on your game's page explaining which round ticks which box. (I'll put a comment on this page with a suggested format.)

The BONUS TOURNAMENT POINT will be awarded to any player who scores at least three maxes during their game.

If you have any questions about the rules, scoring, or anything else pertaining to this tourney, please feel free to ask.

Here is a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sEia7l7u7cJ6jBWZQWistIjD9j7KAwGvWK2OAcjpPno/edit?usp=sharing

Runs from: 15 December 2025 – 1 January 2026. Format: Touchdown Letters Attack. Matches: One-off. Approved.

Organizers: Chris Hare.

Fixtures: 43. Completed: 0.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Apterous PruneSteven HardingUnplayed
Apterous PruneRavi ChoudharyUnplayed
Apterous PruneSarah BinnsUnplayed
Apterous PruneMike LeeUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatthew BrockwellUnplayed
Apterous PruneDavid HolmesUnplayed
Apterous PruneWesley BartonUnplayed
Apterous PruneElizabeth BeerUnplayed
Apterous PruneDave KempshallUnplayed
Apterous PruneAndres S.Unplayed
Apterous PruneIan WrayUnplayed
Apterous PruneAdam LatchfordUnplayed
Apterous PruneTom CapplemanUnplayed
Apterous PruneColin ThompsonUnplayed
Apterous PruneFiona TUnplayed
Apterous PruneMartin HurstUnplayed
Apterous PruneRichard DeckerUnplayed
Apterous PruneDan SpinksUnplayed
Apterous PruneTal LessnerUnplayed
Apterous PruneBen BazzardUnplayed
Apterous PruneDamian McEvoyUnplayed
Apterous PruneKeith C WilliamsUnplayed
Apterous PruneFlorence C-LUnplayed
Apterous PruneGav GraceUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatthew TassierUnplayed
Apterous PruneHazel DruryUnplayed
Apterous PruneMark aThomasUnplayed
Apterous PruneElwin CarlosUnplayed
Apterous PruneJamie FrenchUnplayed
Apterous PruneMatty ArtellUnplayed
Apterous PruneEoin JacksonUnplayed
Apterous PruneJason TurnerUnplayed
Apterous PruneIan VolanteUnplayed
Apterous PruneMaria ChandlerUnplayed
Apterous PruneStu HarknessUnplayed
Apterous PruneJon PinyanUnplayed
Apterous PruneSean DUnplayed
Apterous PruneThomas CareyUnplayed
Apterous PruneJon StammersUnplayed
Apterous PruneZohaib RehanUnplayed
Apterous PruneMartin ThomasUnplayed
Apterous PruneMarcus HaresUnplayed
Apterous PruneMark Jeary-FairbairnUnplayed

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. (Stripes: provisional, match in progress.)

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