Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Dave Noble has entered in-chat.

Chris Butler

Chris Butler Has this started?

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre No, I'm holding out for another 2...

Chris Butler

Chris Butler furry muff

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Tom Pettinger has also entered in-chat, and I'm 99.9% certain that Rachel W tried to enter before I lost all the names. If she didn't, she can put up with it .

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre (In other words, entries are now closed)

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre The divisions for cycle 5 (with a brand-new division 10)

Div 1

Innis Carson
Dan McColm
Bob De Caux
James Nguyen
Mark Deeks
Adam Gillard
Jen Steadman
Ed McCullagh

Div 2

Giles Hutchings
Ryan Taylor
Jack Worsley
Eoin Monaghan
Marcus Hares
Thomas Cappleman
Kevin Stoba
Martin Long


Div 3

Chris Hare
Graeme Cole
Zarte Siempre
Thomas Carey
Eskay Raman
Matt Conway
James Roper
Ian Volante


Div 4

Phil Collinge
Matthew Tassier
Nathan Cullen
John Gillies
Michelle Nevitt
Edwin Mead
Jordan F
Jamie French

Div 5

Andrew Feist
Chris Butler
Dave Smith
Chris Marshall
Heather Styles
Jason Turner
Liam Tiernan
Oli Moore

Div 6

Julie McCarthy
Jimmy Porter
Adam Dexter
Kieran Bray
Michael Cullen
Julian Joss
David Barnard
Tom Rowell

Div 7

Lauren Hamer
James Hall
Paul James
Horace Horlicks
SJ
Elliot Bowker
Matt Croy
James Hurrell

Div 8

Ned Pendleton
Dicky Boy
Harry Newton
Nikki Roberts
Rachael Moran
Tracey Mills

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre cont...

Barry Bridger
Sam Cappleman-Lynes

Div 9

Jon Stitcher
Abdirizak Hirsi
Antoinette Ryan
Matt Morrison
James Bailes
Hywel Morgan
Andrew Keith
Dave Mattingly

Div 10

Remi Gremit
Peter Fenton
Joe Harrison
Sean D
Ciaran Mccarthy
Dave Noble
Tom Pettinger
Rachel W

Oli Moore

Oli Moore Has Giles changed his name?

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Yes.

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison The fuck has he changed his name for!!?

Sean D

Sean D forgive me if it's been asked somewhere before, but how does promotion/relegation work? 1up/1down, 2up/2down? And is it points difference or head-to-head to split players who end up with the same number of wins? cheers

Mark D

Mark D 2 up 2 down, sorted first on wins then, in the likely event of ties, points scored.

Jack Worsley

Jack Worsley Are there any tables available?

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Zarte's still got repetitive strain injury from typing in all of the fixtures, give him a chance :p

Marcus Hares

Marcus Hares http://challonge.com/apto51 for div one, http://challonge.com/apto52 for div two etc...

Jack Worsley

Jack Worsley Thanks

Marcus Hares

Marcus Hares might as well finish this off properly:
Div 1 - http://challonge.com/apto51
Div 2 - http://challonge.com/apto52
Div 3 - http://challonge.com/apto53
Div 4 - http://challonge.com/apto54
Div 5 - http://challonge.com/apto55
Div 6 - http://challonge.com/apto56
Div 7 - http://challonge.com/apto57
Div 8 - http://challonge.com/apto58
Div 9 - http://challonge.com/apto59
Div 10 - http://challonge.com/apto50

Thomas Carey

Thomas Carey Group 1: http://challonge.com/apto51
Group 2: http://challonge.com/apto52
Group 3: http://challonge.com/apto53
Group 4: http://challonge.com/apto54
Group 5: http://challonge.com/apto55
Group 6: http://challonge.com/apto56
Group 7: http://challonge.com/apto57
Group 8: http://challonge.com/apto58
Group 9: http://challonge.com/apto59
Group 10: http://challonge.com/apto50

Makes you wonder what Zarte will do when there's more than 10 groups...

Thomas Carey

Thomas Carey Dammit, ninja'd :(

Marcus Hares

Marcus Hares That Div 6 link doesn't seem to work yet though - I'll butt the hell out I think :)

Oli Moore

Oli Moore Division six needs urgent technical attention

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Division six was a fuckup by me. It's challonge.com/aptofiftysix but I can't do links.

Marcus Hares

Marcus Hares Div 6 - http://challonge.com/aptofiftysix

Ned Pendleton

Ned Pendleton How exactly did promotion/relegation work there with the people in higher divisions dropping out?

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Tables have been updated.

Ned - Essentially I automatically relegated any player withdrawing/inactive , but continued to drop them down each division, meaning 1 was properly going down, with 2 going up, until I reached 3 people going down, at which point 3 started going up.

James Hurrell

James Hurrell Anyone heard from S J or James Hall? Mailed them both ages a go and not heard anything. Just wary I will be unavailable from 24th until the end of this phase.

Tom Rowell

Tom Rowell Has anyone in my league tried contacting the 2 mysterious figures who have yet to play?

Ian Volante

Ian Volante For info, I've contacted Eskay, heard nothing back, and not seen him in weeks.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Or her.

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Closing in an hour...

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison Can't bump into my two for love nor money, though it should be stated that I have not tried using love nor money.

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Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Unfortunately they'll go down as losses, Matt - same rules for everyone, you have the least games played. Thankfully though, loads of people have vanished off the face of the earth, and so you won't be relegated I don't think.

Dan McColm

Dan McColm Eddie McCullagh is no longer a member so we can't play our game

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Really Dan, I'd NEVER have noticed that by myself :P

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison Probably best to just count me out.

Matthew Tassier

Matthew Tassier Congrats to Innis on his 3rd consecutive title.

Tourney round: Apto-tude League: The 5th cycle

<< Cycle number 4 | The 6th Cycle >>

Notes from the organizer: Hey guys, 2 things to point out

1) This, in keeping with everything else, will be switching to the new 15.

2) I made a bit of a balls-up and didn't note down who had applied for the next cycle during the old one - usually I'd accept entries in that order until groups were filled. This means I'm gonna have to just make it a first-come first-serve basis. There are 3 spaces in an existing group, as Trevor MacEoin and Jinphil Cho have defaulted, whilst Gerry Tynan has asked to be removed. If we can form a new group of 8 though, even better, so ideally looking for 11 people :)

PLEASE DO NOT APPLY AGAIN IF YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE LEAGUE LADDER!

Best of luck guys :)

Ran from: 22 April – 2 June 2013. Format: 15 Rounder. Matches: One-off. Level scores: Tie-breakers played. Approved.

Organizers: Zarte Siempre.

Fixtures: 280. Completed: 224.

Results and fixtures

Player 1Player 2Status
Innis CarsonDan McColm107 – 102
Innis CarsonBob De Caux114 – 110
Innis CarsonAhmed M109 – 126
Innis CarsonMark D118 – 108
Innis CarsonAdam Gillard127 – 100
Innis CarsonJen Steadman126 – 103
Innis CarsonEddie McCullaghUnplayed
Dan McColmBob De Caux121 – 131*
Dan McColmAhmed M112 – 109
Dan McColmMark D121 – 111
Dan McColmAdam Gillard123 – 88
Dan McColmJen Steadman127 – 117
Dan McColmEddie McCullaghUnplayed
Bob De CauxAhmed MUnplayed
Bob De CauxMark DUnplayed
Bob De CauxAdam Gillard114 – 117
Bob De CauxJen Steadman116 – 106*
Bob De CauxEddie McCullaghUnplayed
Ahmed MMark D94 – 130
Ahmed MAdam Gillard87 – 114
Ahmed MJen SteadmanUnplayed
Ahmed MEddie McCullaghUnplayed
Mark DAdam Gillard102 – 140
Mark DJen Steadman111 – 101
Mark DEddie McCullaghUnplayed
Adam GillardJen Steadman59 – 103
Adam GillardEddie McCullaghUnplayed
Jen SteadmanEddie McCullaghUnplayed
Giles HRyan Taylor102 – 86
Giles HJack Worsley94 – 107
Giles HEoin M114 – 90
Giles HMarcus Hares121 – 104
Giles HTom CapplemanUnplayed
Giles HKevin Stoba121 – 111
Giles HMartin Long113 – 87
Ryan TaylorJack Worsley74 – 119
Ryan TaylorEoin M86 – 107
Ryan TaylorMarcus Hares98 – 115
Ryan TaylorTom CapplemanUnplayed
Ryan TaylorKevin Stoba126 – 108
Ryan TaylorMartin Long93 – 112
Jack WorsleyEoin M120 – 113
Jack WorsleyMarcus Hares113 – 87
Jack WorsleyTom Cappleman101 – 110
Jack WorsleyKevin Stoba112 – 104
Jack WorsleyMartin Long134 – 112
Eoin MMarcus Hares132 – 109
Eoin MTom CapplemanUnplayed
Eoin MKevin Stoba93 – 84
Eoin MMartin Long104 – 99
Marcus HaresTom Cappleman113 – 106
Marcus HaresKevin Stoba117 – 88
Marcus HaresMartin Long84 – 105
Tom CapplemanKevin Stoba70 – 100
Tom CapplemanMartin Long87 – 106
Kevin StobaMartin Long110 – 96
Chris HareGraeme Cole102 – 60
Chris HareZarte Siempre104 – 101
Chris HareThomas Carey88 – 107
Chris HareEskay RamanUnplayed
Chris HareMatt Conway109 – 87
Chris HareJames Rowan93 – 63
Chris HareIan Volante102 – 55
Graeme ColeZarte Siempre96 – 89
Graeme ColeThomas Carey100 – 92
Graeme ColeEskay Raman121 – 106
Graeme ColeMatt Conway97 – 74
Graeme ColeJames Rowan128 – 83
Graeme ColeIan Volante116 – 83
Zarte SiempreThomas Carey117 – 96
Zarte SiempreEskay RamanUnplayed
Zarte SiempreMatt Conway97 – 79
Zarte SiempreJames Rowan108 – 109
Zarte SiempreIan Volante99 – 52
Thomas CareyEskay RamanUnplayed
Thomas CareyMatt ConwayUnplayed
Thomas CareyJames Rowan87 – 102
Thomas CareyIan Volante80 – 94
Eskay RamanMatt ConwayUnplayed
Eskay RamanJames RowanUnplayed
Eskay RamanIan VolanteUnplayed
Matt ConwayJames Rowan98 – 101
Matt ConwayIan Volante109 – 75
James RowanIan Volante103 – 61
Phil CollingeMatthew Tassier84 – 106
Phil CollingeNathan Cullen91 – 61
Phil CollingeJohn Gillies77 – 104
Phil CollingeMichelle N93 – 71
Phil CollingeEdwin Mead90 – 83
Phil CollingeJordan F97 – 83
Phil CollingeJamie French92 – 75
Matthew TassierNathan Cullen99 – 86
Matthew TassierJohn Gillies97 – 91
Matthew TassierMichelle N87 – 95
Matthew TassierEdwin Mead94 – 75
Matthew TassierJordan F88 – 104
Matthew TassierJamie French101 – 62
Nathan CullenJohn Gillies86 – 90
Nathan CullenMichelle N108 – 98*
Nathan CullenEdwin Mead84 – 111
Nathan CullenJordan F85 – 93
Nathan CullenJamie French86 – 76
John GilliesMichelle NUnplayed
John GilliesEdwin Mead94 – 88
John GilliesJordan F107 – 67
John GilliesJamie French85 – 61
Michelle NEdwin Mead98 – 95
Michelle NJordan F106 – 72
Michelle NJamie French105 – 89
Edwin MeadJordan F106 – 93
Edwin MeadJamie French109 – 76
Jordan FJamie French81 – 65
Andrew FeistChris ButlerUnplayed
Andrew FeistDave Smith95 – 74
Andrew FeistChris Marshall96 – 84
Andrew FeistHeather S82 – 94
Andrew FeistJason Turner108 – 97
Andrew FeistLiam Tiernan86 – 107
Andrew FeistOli Moore93 – 100
Chris ButlerDave SmithUnplayed
Chris ButlerChris MarshallUnplayed
Chris ButlerHeather S79 – 78
Chris ButlerJason Turner102 – 101
Chris ButlerLiam TiernanUnplayed
Chris ButlerOli MooreUnplayed
Dave SmithChris Marshall75 – 123
Dave SmithHeather S86 – 83
Dave SmithJason Turner83 – 88
Dave SmithLiam Tiernan64 – 115
Dave SmithOli Moore66 – 89
Chris MarshallHeather S68 – 107
Chris MarshallJason Turner99 – 69
Chris MarshallLiam Tiernan66 – 118
Chris MarshallOli Moore94 – 92
Heather SJason Turner85 – 77
Heather SLiam Tiernan74 – 111
Heather SOli Moore70 – 94
Jason TurnerLiam Tiernan80 – 116
Jason TurnerOli Moore57 – 113
Liam TiernanOli Moore103 – 94
Julie McCarthyJimmy Porter96 – 88
Julie McCarthyAdam Dexter80 – 89
Julie McCarthyKieran Bray92 – 60
Julie McCarthyMichael Cullen102 – 84
Julie McCarthyJulian JossUnplayed
Julie McCarthyDavid Barnard87 – 96
Jimmy PorterAdam Dexter99 – 89*
Jimmy PorterKieran BrayUnplayed
Jimmy PorterMichael CullenUnplayed
Jimmy PorterJulian JossUnplayed
Jimmy PorterDavid Barnard83 – 105
Adam DexterKieran Bray77 – 91
Adam DexterMichael CullenUnplayed
Adam DexterJulian JossUnplayed
Adam DexterDavid Barnard82 – 107
Kieran BrayMichael CullenUnplayed
Kieran BrayJulian JossUnplayed
Kieran BrayDavid Barnard63 – 111
Michael CullenJulian JossUnplayed
Michael CullenDavid Barnard52 – 89
Julian JossDavid BarnardUnplayed
Lauren HamerJames Hall104 – 62
Lauren HamerPaul James105 – 85
Lauren HamerHorace Horlicks100 – 74
Lauren HamerS J130 – 49
Lauren HamerElliot Bowker81 – 59
Lauren HamerMatt OC84 – 100
Lauren HamerJames Hurrell109 – 120
James HallPaul James70 – 63
James HallHorace Horlicks68 – 51
James HallS J83 – 42
James HallElliot BowkerUnplayed
James HallMatt OCUnplayed
James HallJames HurrellUnplayed
Paul JamesHorace Horlicks85 – 76
Paul JamesS JUnplayed
Paul JamesElliot Bowker100 – 69
Paul JamesMatt OC61 – 85
Paul JamesJames Hurrell115 – 94
Horace HorlicksS J85 – 67
Horace HorlicksElliot Bowker88 – 73
Horace HorlicksMatt OC82 – 106
Horace HorlicksJames Hurrell45 – 110
S JElliot Bowker50 – 96
S JMatt OCUnplayed
S JJames Hurrell49 – 96
Elliot BowkerMatt OC44 – 123
Elliot BowkerJames Hurrell43 – 103
Matt OCJames Hurrell111 – 59
Ned PendletonDicky Boy91 – 107
Ned PendletonHarry NewtonUnplayed
Ned PendletonNikki RobertsUnplayed
Ned PendletonTracey Mills96 – 81
Ned PendletonBarry BridgerUnplayed
Ned PendletonSam Cappleman-Lynes53 – 108
Dicky BoyNikki RobertsUnplayed
Dicky BoyHarry Newton99 – 104
Dicky BoyTracey Mills84 – 97
Dicky BoyBarry Bridger61 – 115
Dicky BoySam Cappleman-Lynes51 – 81
Nikki RobertsHarry NewtonUnplayed
Nikki RobertsTracey Mills83 – 101
Nikki RobertsBarry Bridger79 – 109
Nikki RobertsSam Cappleman-Lynes70 – 82
Harry NewtonTracey Mills74 – 81
Harry NewtonBarry Bridger62 – 111
Harry NewtonSam Cappleman-Lynes86 – 93
Tracey MillsBarry Bridger84 – 115
Tracey MillsSam Cappleman-Lynes75 – 111
Barry BridgerSam Cappleman-Lynes103 – 87
Jon StitcherAbdirizak Hirsi93 – 95
Jon StitcherAntoinette Ryan81 – 92
Jon StitcherMatt MorrisonUnplayed
Jon StitcherJames Bailes82 – 53
Jon StitcherHywel Morgan68 – 74
Jon StitcherAndrew Keith104 – 118
Jon StitcherDave Mattingly58 – 75
Abdirizak HirsiAntoinette Ryan85 – 83
Abdirizak HirsiMatt Morrison91 – 63
Abdirizak HirsiJames Bailes102 – 111
Abdirizak HirsiHywel Morgan102 – 109
Abdirizak HirsiAndrew Keith91 – 93
Abdirizak HirsiDave Mattingly84 – 69
Antoinette RyanMatt Morrison88 – 98*
Antoinette RyanJames Bailes79 – 93
Antoinette RyanHywel Morgan65 – 91
Antoinette RyanAndrew Keith92 – 106
Antoinette RyanDave Mattingly84 – 80
Matt MorrisonJames Bailes82 – 71
Matt MorrisonHywel Morgan64 – 92
Matt MorrisonAndrew KeithUnplayed
Matt MorrisonDave Mattingly74 – 94
James BailesHywel Morgan62 – 97
James BailesAndrew Keith72 – 110
James BailesDave Mattingly65 – 88
Hywel MorganAndrew Keith73 – 106
Hywel MorganDave Mattingly93 – 77
Andrew KeithDave Mattingly92 – 82
Remi BenoitPeter Fenton87 – 72
Remi BenoitJoe Harrison66 – 87
Remi BenoitSean D74 – 82
Remi BenoitCiaran M84 – 64
Remi BenoitDave Noble100 – 77
Remi BenoitTom Pettinger95 – 62
Remi BenoitRachel W86 – 102
Peter FentonJoe Harrison74 – 82
Peter FentonSean D88 – 78*
Peter FentonCiaran M109 – 65
Peter FentonDave Noble80 – 68
Peter FentonTom Pettinger80 – 119
Peter FentonRachel W56 – 110
Joe HarrisonSean D108 – 86
Joe HarrisonCiaran M91 – 63
Joe HarrisonDave Noble84 – 54
Joe HarrisonTom Pettinger77 – 34
Joe HarrisonRachel W9790
Sean DCiaran M99 – 71
Sean DDave Noble94 – 64
Sean DTom Pettinger77 – 62
Sean DRachel W78 – 109
Ciaran MDave Noble75 – 92
Ciaran MTom Pettinger67 – 108
Ciaran MRachel W62 – 96
Dave NobleTom Pettinger54 – 83
Dave NobleRachel W56 – 127
Tom PettingerRachel W49 – 98
Julie McCarthyTom Rowell56 – 85
Jimmy PorterTom Rowell85 – 93
Adam DexterTom Rowell85 – 87
Kieran BrayTom Rowell77 – 104
Michael CullenTom Rowell83 – 114
Julian JossTom RowellUnplayed
David BarnardTom Rowell88 – 113
Ned PendletonRachael MoranUnplayed
Dicky BoyRachael MoranUnplayed
Harry NewtonRachael MoranUnplayed
Nikki RobertsRachael MoranUnplayed
Tracey MillsRachael MoranUnplayed
Barry BridgerRachael MoranUnplayed
Sam Cappleman-LynesRachael MoranUnplayed

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Bold: max game. *: game decided on a tiebreaker. Struck-out names and scores are players who have since been deactivated. A struck-out individual score is an excluded performance.

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