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Dave Kempshall England become the first qualifiers to the knockout stage with T-Cap winning Group B. Any of the other three teams in that group can join him depending on the result of the last game.

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Dave Kempshall Group F - complete with Croatia (Ronan) and Canada (Andres) advancing. Tough luck to Morocco (Darren) exiting with 6 points.

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Stu Harkness Beating Ronan and Matthew and still going out is actually ridiculous.

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Dave Kempshall Group B - complete with England (T-Cap) easing to top of the group. In a draw-heavy rest of the group, USA (Cillian) scored a last-gasp winner against Wales (Bobby) in the final game to finish second and break Iranian (Fiona) hearts.

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Dave Kempshall Group G - complete with the Swiss (Philip) hitting 11 goals to edge top spot from Brazil (Johnny) who also progress. Cameroon (George) and Serbia (Wesley) miss out.

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Dave Kempshall Group H - complete with Portugal (Dan) winning all three games to top the group and South Korea (Hazel) progressing as runner up.

Tourney round: Apterous World Cup Qatar '22: Finals - Group Stage

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Notes from the organizer: The World Cup Finals are here and we have our 32 qualifiers. Well done if you’ve made it, you’re now involved in the greatest show on earth.

We have 8 groups of 4 teams who will each play in a round robin with the top 2 teams from each group qualifying for the knockout stages. 3 points for a win and 1 points for a draw, 0 for a loss (obviously).

The Groups are..

Group A - Netherlands (Jonny D), Senegal (Stu Harkness), Ecuador (Marcus Hares), Qatar (Martin Thomas).
Group B - England (Tom Cappleman), USA (Cillian McM), Wales (Bobby D), Iran (Fiona T)
Group C - Argentina (Neil Collins), Mexico (Mike Lee), Poland (Sean D), Saudi Arabia (Adam Dexter)
Group D - France (Matt OC ), Denmark (James Haughton), Tunisia (Ed Byrne), Australia (Anthony Endsor)
Group E - Spain (Robin M), Germany (Matthew Tassier), Japan (Steven Grady), Costa Rica (Edward Ashcroft)
Group F - Belgium (Matthew Brockwell), Morocco (Darren Godfrey), Croatia (Ronan M Higginson), Canada (Andres S)
Group G - Brazil (Johnny Canuck), Switzerland (Philip Aston), Cameroon (George Armstrong), Serbia (Wesley Barton)
Group H - Portugal (Dan Byrom), Uruguay (Dave Robjohns), South Korea (Hazel Drury), Ghana (Ian Volante)

Here’s a spreadsheet with groups, fixtures, tables etc. - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oVnVgawrY1Q-i2T7CJYsWT7tXk6bA9Ts/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=109908957985244915222&rtpof=true&sd=true

As with qualifying, it’s Champions League format (11-rounder) throughout with goals only scored for winning a round with a MAX (for clarity, if numbers are impossible then whoever was closest (within 5, or 10) gets a goal.

All matches will be one-off, so no ‘best ofs’

Here’s a summary of the tie-break rules for the group stages for teams finishing on the same amount off points:

1. Overall goal difference
2. Overall goals scored
3. Points in matches between tied teams
4. Goal difference in matches between tied teams
5. Goals scored in matches between tied teams
6. If all of the above fails to separate teams, then a penalty shootout (5 rounder) will be played to decide on who qualifies / tops the group.

Any unplayed games will be allocated as a 0-0 draw unless someone has clearly tried to play the fixture more than their opponent, so please include me on Aptomails trying to arrange this. All non-played game results decisions will be done at my discretion to maintain the integrity of the tournament.

Good luck everyone.

Ran from: 12 – 30 November 2022. Format: Champions League. Matches: One-off. Level scores: Drawn. Approved.

Organizers: Dave Kempshall.

Fixtures: 42. Completed: 42.

Results and fixtures

NotesPlayer 1Player 2Status
Group AJonny DStu Harkness9 – 7
Group AMarcus HaresMartin Thomas10 – 9
Group AJonny DMarcus Hares8 – 6
Group AStu HarknessMartin Thomas8 – 10
Group AMartin ThomasJonny D11 – 10
Group AStu HarknessMarcus Hares8 – 11
Group BTom CapplemanCillian McM10 – 7
Group BBobby DFiona T10 – 9
Group BTom CapplemanBobby D9 – 6
Group BCillian McMFiona T6 – 7
Group BFiona TTom Cappleman10 – 10
Group BCillian McMBobby D10 – 9
Group CNeil CollinsMike Lee9 – 6
Group CMike LeeAdam Dexter9 – 6
Group CAdam DexterNeil Collins8 – 8
Group CMike LeeSean D9 – 9
Group DMatt OCJames Haughton9 – 9
Group DJames HaughtonAnthony Endsor11 – 8
Group DAnthony EndsorMatt OC7 – 9
Group ERobin MMatthew Tassier10 – 7
Group ESteven GradyEdward Ashcroft10 – 6
Group ERobin MSteven Grady8 – 9
Group EMatthew TassierEdward Ashcroft10 – 7
Group EMatthew TassierSteven Grady9 – 8
Group FMatthew BrockwellDarren Godfrey8 – 9
Group FMatthew BrockwellRonan M Higginson9 – 11
Group FDarren GodfreyAndres S.6 – 9
Group FAndres S.Matthew Brockwell11 – 6
Group FDarren GodfreyRonan M Higginson10 – 9
Group GJohnny CanuckPhilip Aston8 – 9
Group GGeorge ArmstrongWesley Barton10 – 6
Group GJohnny CanuckGeorge Armstrong11 – 10
Group GPhilip AstonWesley Barton10 – 5
Group GWesley BartonJohnny Canuck9 – 11
Group GPhilip AstonGeorge Armstrong9 – 6
Group HDan ByromDave Robjohns11 – 8
Group HHazel DruryIan Volante8 – 7
Group HDan ByromHazel Drury8 – 6
Group HDave RobjohnsIan Volante7 – 7
Group HIan VolanteDan Byrom6 – 9
Group HDave RobjohnsHazel Drury9 – 10
Group FRonan M HigginsonAndres S.10 – 7

Key. Green: winner. Red: loser. Grey: tie. Bold: max game. Struck-out names and scores are players who have since been deactivated. A struck-out individual score is an excluded performance.

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