Jack Hurst

Jack Hurst I can honestly say I have never noticed the person at number 13 in the room, so It makes no sense that they have played over 16 days worth of apterous.

Ryan Taylor

Ryan Taylor It's Supee!

Jack Hurst

Jack Hurst D'oh.

Jack Hurst

Jack Hurst Love how me and Josh are together on the list <3

Josh Hurst

Josh Hurst Now Ed is the meat in a Hurst sandwich.

Edward McCullagh

Edward McCullagh And I plan on staying there...

Richard Brittain

Richard Brittain I'd quite like to see longer lists for this and other Statland pages.

Richard Brittain

Richard Brittain Also.. There seems to be a bug whereby my comments get hidden.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Josh, you've totally ruined the Hurst sandwich.

Josh Hurst

Josh Hurst But now there's way more meat in the sandwich... so don't complain.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Are you calling Ryan, Dale, Henry and Edward fat?

Mark D

Mark D Got worryingly high on this list in a worryingly short time.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Ditto.

Mark D

Mark D 27 days of in-round time between June and November, though. In a five month span, I spent a month playing Apterous. I suck as a human.

Oli Moore

Oli Moore this is THE definitive 'List of Worry' IMO

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison Fucking hell, that *is* pretty "impressive".

Richard Brittain

Richard Brittain It's pretty scary that Mark Deeks has spent four days more on apterous than Ben Wilson.

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison Damn I hate deleted comments, I get so inquisitive.

Ryan Taylor

Ryan Taylor Ha, me too!

Andy Platt

Andy Platt probably something anti-semitic

Richard Brittain

Richard Brittain .

Mark D

Mark D 296 days since my first game. Managed 40 days worth of game time since then. Thank you, thank you.

Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger Haha, roughly 1 whole day per week Mark, to put it into another context!

Richard Brittain

Richard Brittain I was wondering if we could have a list showing the differential between time played and overall ranking. For example, I am 180th on this list, but 66th overall, implying that I am fairly talented.

Richard Brittain

Richard Brittain Or, a Pro Ranks filter by time. For example, a list of people who have played 0-10 days of apterous, 10-20, 20-30, etc.

Richard Brittain

Richard Brittain Or some sort of complicated division between Pro Rank and time.

David Barnard

David Barnard Or maybe you're just a troll

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison Quick comeback.

David Barnard

David Barnard Haha, only just read it, I shouldn't have commented as it has probably given him enormous satisfaction

Richard Brittain

Richard Brittain Which bit didn't you understand?

Chris Hare

Chris Hare It's tight at the top.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard 81% of my games have been against bots and early round ends are not accounted for.

Kirk Bevins

Kirk Bevins Ive never understood that. If you end round early on 10 seconds does it count 30 seconds of playtime or 0?

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard 30

Julie McCarthy

Julie McCarthy Wow! Horace Horlicks is in the top ten although he's been here less than a year!
Way to go HH (maybe)

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison Horace Horlicks is Dale Levell. Once you know that everything is a bit different.

Julie McCarthy

Julie McCarthy Dale's rating is stratospherically better than HH's, Are you implying that Dale likes's to pretend to play (relatively) badly?

Julie McCarthy

Julie McCarthy likes's ?? dorry not sure what happened to my grammar there - s/b edit facility

Julie McCarthy

Julie McCarthy I really don't see why messing people about like this seems so appealing, Matt. Some people just have too much time on their hands.

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Lol Matt xD

Matt Hamer

Matt Hamer And we finally have a new number one! Furthermore, it looks as though, at the next page update, Adam will become the first player to lodge an official gametime of 100 days.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard I hate this page.

Julie McCarthy

Julie McCarthy lol Adam ;-)

Eddie McCullagh

Eddie McCullagh http://parenting.leehansen.com/downloads/clipart/school/images/100-days-400.gif

Oli Moore

Oli Moore hahahaha! Lovely effort Ed :)

David Barnard

David Barnard Yeah get rid of this page as all it does is makew me look sad when apterous is a real depression buster for me iver the winter

David Barnard

David Barnard Haha that's what I get for trying to type bn a blackberry with the left window obscuring the box so I can't check for typos

Philip Jarvis

Philip Jarvis Does Horace live here? He only joined 16 months ago

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Apterous so addictive

Gerry Tynan

Gerry Tynan 28 days spent here and I'm not even in the top 50 of this list. Looking at this page kind of makes my mind up on whether to renew or not.

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Adam and Innis certainly do

David Barnard

David Barnard Apterous isn't addictive for me just a damn good time waster :P

Jonathan Wynn

Jonathan Wynn Horace has overtaken Bayfield

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Think every Ascension round is counted as 30s regardless of solve time :|

Jonathan Wynn

Jonathan Wynn Pretty sure Horace has achieved this solely on 15 rounders against humans. He doesnt even break for lunch by the looks of things. Way to go Horace!!

Jen Steadman

Jen Steadman I like the fact that 200 people have spent at least seven and a half days of their life playing Apterous.

Marcus Hares

Marcus Hares Think this is since they started playing, not just in the last year... still, 116 days is pretty impressive!

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard It's not impressive. It's also not very accurate. But still :(

Jonathan Wynn

Jonathan Wynn Horace has played 1134 games this month. There`s apterous addiction but this is just nuts. Ive averaged less than this per year since I started, and Im hardly Jonny one-game!!

Jonathan Wynn

Jonathan Wynn Also no bullets, no conundtum attacks, just pure, unadulterated 15 rounders against humans. I vote spoon of awesome :)

David Barnard

David Barnard Yeah, Horace is just unbelievable on the amount of games he plays

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard http://www.apterous.org/statland.php?section=completed_ascension_cycles - Actual in-round time I've spent on Ascension - 1 day, 16 hours. In-round time I've spent on Ascension according to this page - 7 days, 9 hours. That's a pretty big discrepancy!

Jonathan Wynn

Jonathan Wynn Dear apterous: How dare you insult Adam by claiming he's played one hundred and nineteen days when he's only played a measly one hundred and thirteen.

Adam Gillard

Adam Gillard Jonathan, that's not taking into account the thousands of other conundrums (outside of Ascension) solved within the time. There's also the small matter of ending rounds early. 81% of my games have been against bots and 'end round early' is used an awful lot in those games.

Jonathan Wynn

Jonathan Wynn Lol am only winding ya up. For the record, think Horace's total is accurate though-89 full days of apterous. Impressive

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills 35th Not bad for me !

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills 31st now!

Horace Horlicks

Horace Horlicks It seems I've played quite a few games.

Robin M

Robin M I think your game has improved massively, Horace

Jack Hurst

Jack Hurst I think users should be able to opt out of this leader board

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills 24th I seriously need a life !

David Barnard

David Barnard Ditto

David Barnard

David Barnard Although ending round early can skew the stats, I've probably played about 70 or 75 days (still a lot) but when playing bots I fly through games

Sean D

Sean D Quite amusing that there's no sign of Conor here. Imagine if he started practicing...

Jamie M

Jamie M Yeah I just looked and he's 92nd.

Mark D

Mark D Hard to end Bullet rounds early, to be fair.

David Barnard

David Barnard So basically it's just a glorified rounds played leaderboard

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison Anyone on this list needs to get a life.

Barry Bridger

Barry Bridger I have a life thank you......playing apterous

David Barnard

David Barnard ^

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills I think we all need to get out more !

David Barnard

David Barnard Yep *looks guilty*

Ahmed M

Ahmed M I'm quite pleased with this tbh

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison As my joke seems to have been missed, anyone who looks at this page appears on it somewhere, even if its down in 106th place like I.

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills I look guilty !

Gerry Tynan

Gerry Tynan It might be interesting to combine this with join date to give a time spent per day.

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison I like "per active day" to assess density.

Gerry Tynan

Gerry Tynan I'm little over half an hour a day. Suppose that's not too bad.

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills I seriously hate this list !

Jack Hurst

Jack Hurst Is that because it doesnt contain Ed McCullagh?

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre ^ like.

Jen Steadman

Jen Steadman :D

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills :)

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Edward McCullagh is a complete bellface just like Andy and Matt :)

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Sorry that I called Andy and Matt a bellface, I didn't mean it I was kidding.

Andy Platt

Andy Platt I'd rather you called me a bellface than spammed me with unnecessary notifications.

Matt OC

Matt OC Personally, I think calling someone you don't know a 'bellface' on a public forum like this, whether you say you are kidding or not, is wholly inappropriate and out of order IMHO

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills First of all I would like to apologise to Matt and Andy for my complete stupidity and foolish behaviour, I know have been foolish and stupid,but I apologise for my actions I realised my comment was Ill timed and out of order. I should know better than to call somebody that I hardly know a "bellface" on a public forum like this, like you said it was out of order and inappropriate, I have feel really sad and guilty for any hurt and upset that I have caused you both. Life is too short and I don't want to fall out with you both over something stupid that I have done, I have been really upset and very sad, I have felt like crap ever since but I have regretted what I have done and I know I should not of done it in the first place I am deeply ashamed of my actions, I would appreciate it if you both accpeted my apologies and put it behind us.

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Welcome to the surrealism hotline. Please leave your message after the sheep. Moooo.

Matt Morrison

Matt Morrison What is wrong with my face?

Matt OC

Matt OC I'm not going to lie, the comment did p me off. Just at the fact that I can't think of a reason why you would say that of all things and why I was in the firing line. However I am thick skinned, I've had plenty worse said to me in my line of work so it's water off a ducks back and it's forgotten about

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills I am sorry If I p'd off you and upset you Matt C and I didn't mean to call you names or put you in the firing line.I have been a complete p****k and I have been really upset over this and I feel really guilty for doing it to begin with, I have learnt my lesson now I know I have behaved badly. But I would like to clear the air the between us by calling a truce and moving on from this, because at moment it is making me really sad and depressed because of my own stupidity, and I have made a full grovelling apology to you more than I need to, let's forget about it and move on from it.

Mark D

Mark D Wait a minute, sheep don't moo.

Ian Volante

Ian Volante Depends where you touch them.

Mark D

Mark D I'm from the countryside, I know how to touch a sheep thank you so much.

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Not sure whether amused or scared....

Matt OC

Matt OC You didn't upset me nor was there any need for such an apology. It's already forgotten about

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills That is fine Matt lets move on from this !

David Barnard

David Barnard I'm from the countryside and I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills Deeks' rendition of that was really funny !

David Barnard

David Barnard I know, that's why I said it!

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills I think you have cheered me up a little David :)

Andy Platt

Andy Platt No more notifications please.

Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills I think that is enough of this conversation, we need to put this to bed once and for all, I feel a lot better for getting a lot off my chest and saying sorry.

Zarte Siempre

Zarte Siempre Yeah, I think all these notifications must be annoying Andy now.

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Tracey Mills

Tracey Mills They are ! now enough is enough I have learnt my lesson :)

Ian Volante

Ian Volante I wonder if the unsubscribe button was implemented before this conversation stalled.

Chris Hare

Chris Hare Feature Un-Request: Can this page go on indefinite holiday, please?

Sam Cappleman-Lynes

Sam Cappleman-Lynes I miss Horace :(

Anthony Endsor

Anthony Endsor Signs of a mis-spent youth Chris? :)))))

Major places

See also: list of all Statland pages.

Statland: Most time played

Nearby: Most rounds played head-to-head.

This table shows the top 30 players by time spent playing. Only in-round time is counted, although early round ends are not accounted for. Therefore these figures should be considered approximate. Figures are in the format days:hours:minutes.

#PlayerPlay time
1stChris Hare420:15:21
2ndRobin M250:17:50
3rdJack Worsley230:04:30
4thMatt OC205:18:46
5thHazel Drury182:11:23
6thFiona T181:08:27
7thCallum Todd176:18:43
8thTracey Mills176:04:21
9thAmie Bateen164:23:42
10thDavid Barnard159:02:44
11thLiam O157:21:29
12thJudith Young154:22:30
13thAnthony Endsor153:23:17
14thStephen R153:03:46
15thRob Foster143:13:18
16thMarcus Hares142:22:15
17thZohaib Rehan141:15:52
18thElliott Mellor140:10:49
19thAdam Gillard138:03:31
20thJack Slane133:12:12
21stBarry Bridger133:07:50
22ndInnis Carson133:01:14
23rdDan Johnson132:23:38
24thChas Maxwell132:05:58
25thMatt Hamer127:20:10
26thRonan M Higginson121:23:57
27thMichelle N120:12:29
28thJojo Apollo117:13:45
29thAhmed M116:23:19
30thMark D116:22:36

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